chris
@hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social
I was told it’s not a hellscape here yet
We got home and Jake asked me what I needed all this Advil for.
“Everything, mostly” I said. Worth it though 🔥
“Everything, mostly” I said. Worth it though 🔥
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
We got home and Jake asked me what I needed all this Advil for.
“Everything, mostly” I said. Worth it though 🔥
“Everything, mostly” I said. Worth it though 🔥
How many penalties in this game?
November 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
How many penalties in this game?
At the snap I said “shank it you dumb bitch.” God is so good.
November 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
At the snap I said “shank it you dumb bitch.” God is so good.
Hoping to see a first degree murder of the Chefs soon
November 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Hoping to see a first degree murder of the Chefs soon
Meet me at Mane Street if you’d like to get hugged
November 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Meet me at Mane Street if you’d like to get hugged
Taking my 6 year old to the Broncos game today to further build upon his hatred of the Chefs. These are the parenting things I do very correctly.
November 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Taking my 6 year old to the Broncos game today to further build upon his hatred of the Chefs. These are the parenting things I do very correctly.
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I love that my phone autocorrects “mahomes” to “manholes”
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I love that my phone autocorrects “mahomes” to “manholes”
It’s game day, bitchachos. #BroncosCountry
November 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
It’s game day, bitchachos. #BroncosCountry
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Best case: The President of the United States knew about a pedophilia ring and did nothing to stop it.
Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators.
Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.
Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators.
Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Best case: The President of the United States knew about a pedophilia ring and did nothing to stop it.
Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators.
Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.
Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators.
Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.
Happy birthday @flickerbock.bsky.social as you know Jake and I met and got married on your birthday, which will haunt my life forever. I hope it’s a good one!
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Happy birthday @flickerbock.bsky.social as you know Jake and I met and got married on your birthday, which will haunt my life forever. I hope it’s a good one!
Living a mile outside of downtown Denver is all fun and games until you’re unable to see the fuckin northern lights
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Living a mile outside of downtown Denver is all fun and games until you’re unable to see the fuckin northern lights
Every person I’ve ever met has sent me the guy designing DIA video. Long-lost friends, exes, coworkers I haven’t had contact with in over a decade. I heard from fewer people when my parents died. Whatever this says about me as a person, I think is good.
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Every person I’ve ever met has sent me the guy designing DIA video. Long-lost friends, exes, coworkers I haven’t had contact with in over a decade. I heard from fewer people when my parents died. Whatever this says about me as a person, I think is good.
My child has never been as helpless as he is when I’m deep into making a roux
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My child has never been as helpless as he is when I’m deep into making a roux
I am a successful parent
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I am a successful parent
Me still probably not watching the Rockies at all next year
November 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Me still probably not watching the Rockies at all next year
Received this on IG after the Broncos game and honestly, fair.
November 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Received this on IG after the Broncos game and honestly, fair.
Mostly I feel bad for Geno Smith? I’ve had a soft spot for him ever since the sucker punch smashed his face in
November 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Mostly I feel bad for Geno Smith? I’ve had a soft spot for him ever since the sucker punch smashed his face in
Since Bo Nix has looked like dog shit tonight I think it’s time to talk about the the crosses
November 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Since Bo Nix has looked like dog shit tonight I think it’s time to talk about the the crosses
lol this whole game is trash
November 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
lol this whole game is trash
What the actual fuck is happening here
November 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
What the actual fuck is happening here
Why is the line of scrimmage orange instead of the blue that it should be
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Why is the line of scrimmage orange instead of the blue that it should be
I’m not about to stay up past 8:30 to engage in bullshit football that will anger me all night.
November 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I’m not about to stay up past 8:30 to engage in bullshit football that will anger me all night.