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I was told it’s not a hellscape here yet
We got home and Jake asked me what I needed all this Advil for.

“Everything, mostly” I said. Worth it though 🔥
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
How many penalties in this game?
November 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
At the snap I said “shank it you dumb bitch.” God is so good.
November 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
November 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Hoping to see a first degree murder of the Chefs soon
November 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Meet me at Mane Street if you’d like to get hugged
November 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Repost because #FUKC
November 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Taking my 6 year old to the Broncos game today to further build upon his hatred of the Chefs. These are the parenting things I do very correctly.
November 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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My nerves are shot
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I love that my phone autocorrects “mahomes” to “manholes”
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It’s game day, bitchachos. #BroncosCountry
November 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Best case: The President of the United States knew about a pedophilia ring and did nothing to stop it.

Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators.

Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Happy birthday @flickerbock.bsky.social as you know Jake and I met and got married on your birthday, which will haunt my life forever. I hope it’s a good one!
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Living a mile outside of downtown Denver is all fun and games until you’re unable to see the fuckin northern lights
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Every person I’ve ever met has sent me the guy designing DIA video. Long-lost friends, exes, coworkers I haven’t had contact with in over a decade. I heard from fewer people when my parents died. Whatever this says about me as a person, I think is good.
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My child has never been as helpless as he is when I’m deep into making a roux
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I am a successful parent
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Me still probably not watching the Rockies at all next year
November 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Received this on IG after the Broncos game and honestly, fair.
November 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Mostly I feel bad for Geno Smith? I’ve had a soft spot for him ever since the sucker punch smashed his face in
November 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Since Bo Nix has looked like dog shit tonight I think it’s time to talk about the the crosses
November 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
lol this whole game is trash
November 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
What the actual fuck is happening here
November 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Why is the line of scrimmage orange instead of the blue that it should be
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I’m not about to stay up past 8:30 to engage in bullshit football that will anger me all night.
November 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM