chris
@hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social
I was told it’s not a hellscape here yet
Checking in from D’Corazon
November 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Checking in from D’Corazon
It’s not just that AI is so good that it’s hard to tell what’s real on the internet or not. It’s also that reality is so incompatible with rationality that I am honestly not surprised by much. Like this, for instance. What the fuck is this.
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
It’s not just that AI is so good that it’s hard to tell what’s real on the internet or not. It’s also that reality is so incompatible with rationality that I am honestly not surprised by much. Like this, for instance. What the fuck is this.
Hoping to see a first degree murder of the Chefs soon
November 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Hoping to see a first degree murder of the Chefs soon
Things are still a little ruff over her for Carmy
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Things are still a little ruff over her for Carmy
I am a successful parent
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I am a successful parent
Me still probably not watching the Rockies at all next year
November 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Me still probably not watching the Rockies at all next year
Received this on IG after the Broncos game and honestly, fair.
November 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Received this on IG after the Broncos game and honestly, fair.
The school’s dine out fundraiser tonight is at a bar. The PTA is slowly reeling me in.
November 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The school’s dine out fundraiser tonight is at a bar. The PTA is slowly reeling me in.
Carmy and I both snoozed a bit during the Broncos game
November 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Carmy and I both snoozed a bit during the Broncos game
Wearing my new shirt please honor it appropriately
November 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Wearing my new shirt please honor it appropriately
You know what fuckin rips? A Broncos TD before the last 5 minutes of the game
October 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
You know what fuckin rips? A Broncos TD before the last 5 minutes of the game
Send cheeseburgers
October 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Send cheeseburgers
Baby’s first $750 emergency vet visit 🥰
October 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Baby’s first $750 emergency vet visit 🥰
Is this the most bougie 6 year old in Denver? Probably
October 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Is this the most bougie 6 year old in Denver? Probably
Every time he embarrasses us I will embarrass him
October 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Every time he embarrasses us I will embarrass him
You know who didn’t get stabbed last night?
October 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
You know who didn’t get stabbed last night?
Patiently waiting for a walk
September 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Patiently waiting for a walk
Evidence shows that I am in the perfect marriage
September 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Evidence shows that I am in the perfect marriage
Me right after I finished talking shit about Baker Mayfield
September 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Me right after I finished talking shit about Baker Mayfield