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Emmanuel Lopez
@hundreddollarman.bsky.social
49ers fan, longtime Bay Area resident now living in the PNW. I'm an awkward guy.
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If pro wrestling is fake, then explain this
My nightcap through the years

20s: Shot of gin
30s: A beer
40s: Warm cup of milk

Being old ain’t all bad 😂
December 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
The Patriots have a player named Kyle Williams.

49er fans:
batman is wearing a helmet and saying `` why did you say that name '' .
ALT: batman is wearing a helmet and saying `` why did you say that name '' .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
If both the Rams and Seahawks lose, the 49ers can jump all the way to the No. 2 playoff spot... on their bye week. Pretty funny. www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6Px...
Mario Party 2: Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing
YouTube video by KlydeStorm
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Another sacrifice to keep the injury god away from CMC #49ers
December 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Dudes on Dec. 1 when NNN is over
December 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Sasha Grey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.

I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Wow, could you imagine if they played for the same team? How crazy would that be?
Los Angeles Lakers guard Luka Dončić and New York Knicks guard Jalen Brunson have been named the NBA Western and Eastern Conference Players of the Week, respectively, for Week 6 of the 2025-26 season (Nov. 24-30).
December 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Reposted by Emmanuel Lopez
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Me when Mom makes pizza rolls. #49ers
December 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Reposted by Emmanuel Lopez
@hundreddollarman.bsky.social This is the greatest postgame interview ever. www.youtube.com/shorts/HRyU6...
Shelby Harris went off on #49ers Jauan Jennings after they lost 💀
YouTube video by Oursf49ers Live
www.youtube.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Same beat #LOLRaiders
December 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Not Brock Purdy hitting the Dougie 💀 @eccheesehead.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Today in "Fuck I'm old": The last time the Niners won in Cleveland was in 1984. I was 2. Joe Montana was the QB.

CONFIRMED: Purdy = Montana.
November 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Heartbreaking news: Dejected Browns fans leaving game early able to escape Browns, but unable to escape Ohio. #49ers
November 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The Browns are gonna hit the Niners with 15-play, 75-yard drives all game along FML
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Wargames was more like Midgames rite?
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Stephanie Vaquer… “Sir, a second REPORTED has hit the timeline.”
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Liv Morgan is back

*alarm sounds*
November 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Cena wins(?) LOL
November 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Unpopular opinion: The Wargames match format makes no sense.
November 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Me IRL #Yakuza
November 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Remember, if you’re not spending exorbitant sums of money this season, you’re a Biden/Soros/Harris deep-state agent trying to make the administration look bad. Happy holidays!
November 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
How convenient: Nobody in the media’s talking about the Epstein files.

🤔Something is REAL 🐠 🐟 🎣 🐟🐠 going on
November 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I will take back every bad thing I said about this administration if it sends Benson Boone to El Salvador. Multiple ads using the same song concurrently should be against the law, yo.
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
My parents looking at me after going for the third plate of Thanksgiving food
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM