Emmanuel Lopez
@hundreddollarman.bsky.social
49ers fan, longtime Bay Area resident now living in the PNW. I'm an awkward guy.
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Christian McCaffrey of the San Francisco 49ers wins the AP NFL Comeback Player of the Year award, becoming the first running back to win the award in 24 years. bit.ly/3MrxloL
February 6, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Christian McCaffrey of the San Francisco 49ers wins the AP NFL Comeback Player of the Year award, becoming the first running back to win the award in 24 years. bit.ly/3MrxloL
What a horrible day to be literate
February 5, 2026 at 10:19 PM
What a horrible day to be literate
2026 season. 49ers vs. Rams in Australia. Knowing the Niners’ injury luck, watch somebody miss the game because of a dropbear attack.
February 5, 2026 at 7:19 PM
2026 season. 49ers vs. Rams in Australia. Knowing the Niners’ injury luck, watch somebody miss the game because of a dropbear attack.
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Rams will play against the San Francisco 49ers in Australia next season, Robert Irwin announces on the Pat McAfee Show (sentences I never thought I'd type)
February 5, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Rams will play against the San Francisco 49ers in Australia next season, Robert Irwin announces on the Pat McAfee Show (sentences I never thought I'd type)
I guess Giannis ain't coming to the Bay Area?
February 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
I guess Giannis ain't coming to the Bay Area?
YEAH! FUCK ICE! IN THE EAR! WITH AN ICE PICK!
February 5, 2026 at 3:20 AM
YEAH! FUCK ICE! IN THE EAR! WITH AN ICE PICK!
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Lopping off much of the Washington Post - particularly its esteemed sports section - days before the Olympics and Super Bowl is an emphatic way for ownership/management to tell the public that journalistic failure always was the plan
February 4, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Lopping off much of the Washington Post - particularly its esteemed sports section - days before the Olympics and Super Bowl is an emphatic way for ownership/management to tell the public that journalistic failure always was the plan
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Donald Trump said he was ‘entitled’ to five more Congressional seats in Texas. He started this redistricting war. He lost, and he’ll lose again in November.
February 4, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Donald Trump said he was ‘entitled’ to five more Congressional seats in Texas. He started this redistricting war. He lost, and he’ll lose again in November.
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court allows new California congressional districts that favor Democrats.
Supreme Court allows new California congressional districts that favor Democrats
The Supreme Court has allowed California to use a new voter-approved congressional map that is favorable to Democrats in this year’s elections, rejecting a last-ditch plea from state Republicans and the Trump administration.
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February 4, 2026 at 7:05 PM
BREAKING: The Supreme Court allows new California congressional districts that favor Democrats.
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BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading 10-time NBA All-Star Anthony Davis, Jaden Hardy, D'Angelo Russell and Dante Exum to the Washington Wizards for Khris Middleton, AJ Johnson, Malaki Branham, Marvin Bagley III, 2 first-round picks and 3 second-rounders, sources tell ESPN.
February 4, 2026 at 6:45 PM
BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading 10-time NBA All-Star Anthony Davis, Jaden Hardy, D'Angelo Russell and Dante Exum to the Washington Wizards for Khris Middleton, AJ Johnson, Malaki Branham, Marvin Bagley III, 2 first-round picks and 3 second-rounders, sources tell ESPN.
They announced Best in Show at the Westminster Dog Show tonight, but I know all the contestants were very good boys and girls and deserve treats and walks and headpats
February 4, 2026 at 4:14 AM
They announced Best in Show at the Westminster Dog Show tonight, but I know all the contestants were very good boys and girls and deserve treats and walks and headpats
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The Super Bowl is days away, and the Patriots and Seahawks are gearing up for the big game at Levi’s Stadium. But do they actually know where it is? SFGATE’s @melissacho.space put players’ geography skills to the test — the answers were… memorable.
February 4, 2026 at 12:52 AM
The Super Bowl is days away, and the Patriots and Seahawks are gearing up for the big game at Levi’s Stadium. But do they actually know where it is? SFGATE’s @melissacho.space put players’ geography skills to the test — the answers were… memorable.
NBA F5 SEASON IS UNDEFEATED
BREAKING: The Los Angeles Clippers are trading James Harden to the Cleveland Cavaliers for Darius Garland and a second-round pick, sources tell ESPN. Prolific swap of the star point guards.
February 4, 2026 at 1:21 AM
NBA F5 SEASON IS UNDEFEATED
I forgot: Final Fantasy games as well!
The Roman Empire's enduring legacy is leaving us a system to count Super Bowls and Wrestlemanias.
February 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I forgot: Final Fantasy games as well!
The perfect in-game message doesn't exi- #FinalFantasyVIII
February 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
The perfect in-game message doesn't exi- #FinalFantasyVIII
OK my dudes: Where you pissing?
February 3, 2026 at 7:58 PM
OK my dudes: Where you pissing?
Someone missed out…
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… on a happy ending.
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[Schefter] Patriots owner Robert Kraft, like his former head coach Bill Belichick, was not selected for entry into this year’s Pro Football Hall of Fame class.
The Class of 2026 will be revealed Thursday at NFL Honors in San Francisco, but it will not include Kraft. twitter.com/AdamSchefter...
The Class of 2026 will be revealed Thursday at NFL Honors in San Francisco, but it will not include Kraft. twitter.com/AdamSchefter...
February 3, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Someone missed out…
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… on a happy ending.
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… on a happy ending.
IT IS I, THE SUPREME LEADER PRESIDENT COMMANDER GENERAL SECRETARY AYATOLLAH GOVERNOR CHANCELLOR KING GENERAL ARCHBISHOP PREMIER SUPREME COMMISSIONER PATRIARCH GOD EMPEROR CHIEF EXECUTIVE GENERAL PRIME MINISTER OF THE ANTIFA.
(But you can call me "Al.")
(But you can call me "Al.")
Any of us could be the leader of antifa and we wouldn’t even know it.
February 3, 2026 at 3:09 AM
IT IS I, THE SUPREME LEADER PRESIDENT COMMANDER GENERAL SECRETARY AYATOLLAH GOVERNOR CHANCELLOR KING GENERAL ARCHBISHOP PREMIER SUPREME COMMISSIONER PATRIARCH GOD EMPEROR CHIEF EXECUTIVE GENERAL PRIME MINISTER OF THE ANTIFA.
(But you can call me "Al.")
(But you can call me "Al.")
Hello @reportbot.bsky.social? Put me down for REPORTED for Liv Morgan being fine as hell.
February 3, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Hello @reportbot.bsky.social? Put me down for REPORTED for Liv Morgan being fine as hell.
Tonight we'll know if AJ Styles is retired from WWE for real if he doesn't show up in a salmon-colored jacket.
February 3, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Tonight we'll know if AJ Styles is retired from WWE for real if he doesn't show up in a salmon-colored jacket.
I’m actually at my work desk for the first time in a week. Glad to see Godzilla’s still chompin’ along.
February 2, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I’m actually at my work desk for the first time in a week. Glad to see Godzilla’s still chompin’ along.
The Roman Empire's enduring legacy is leaving us a system to count Super Bowls and Wrestlemanias.
February 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
The Roman Empire's enduring legacy is leaving us a system to count Super Bowls and Wrestlemanias.
There was a 4.3 earthquake in the Bay Area today. Please pray for my safety — and Omarion’s.
February 2, 2026 at 5:17 PM
There was a 4.3 earthquake in the Bay Area today. Please pray for my safety — and Omarion’s.
Going to be a long week at work
February 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Going to be a long week at work