Emmanuel Lopez
@hundreddollarman.bsky.social
49ers fan, longtime Bay Area resident now living in the PNW. I'm an awkward guy.
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49ers’ Keion White shot after dispute involving rapper Lil Baby at SF stripper party
Keion White was holding a private party inside a Mission District club when he was shot in the leg, a police report says.
sfstandard.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:21 AM
LOL this 49ers story got dumber sfstandard.com/2026/02/09/4...
My brother: Dude, how drunk were you on Super Bowl Sunday?
Me:
Me:
February 10, 2026 at 1:11 AM
My brother: Dude, how drunk were you on Super Bowl Sunday?
Me:
Me:
Dude, it's the offseason and 49er players are still not safe fml @gcacho.bsky.social @eccheesehead.bsky.social
49ers DL Keion White is confirmed as the victim of a non-life-threatening shooting that occurred approximately 4AM in an establishment on Mission Street in San Francisco. He was struck in the ankle, according to the 49ers, and is currently undergoing surgery at a local hospital.
February 10, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Dude, it's the offseason and 49er players are still not safe fml @gcacho.bsky.social @eccheesehead.bsky.social
ChatGPT, create a press release to reassure Americans that the U.S. economy isn't swirling the toilet. Include right-wing buzzwords.
February 9, 2026 at 11:39 PM
ChatGPT, create a press release to reassure Americans that the U.S. economy isn't swirling the toilet. Include right-wing buzzwords.
The good news is the future shown in the Terminator films is only 3 years away so maybe the machines will just end all of humanity soon.
a picture of a robot with the words " the machines are taking over " on it
ALT: a picture of a robot with the words " the machines are taking over " on it
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 10:58 PM
The good news is the future shown in the Terminator films is only 3 years away so maybe the machines will just end all of humanity soon.
Front page of the Seattle Times today. All Seahawks
February 9, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Front page of the Seattle Times today. All Seahawks
I need some of George Kittle’s medicinal tequila to get me through this workweek 😂
February 9, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I need some of George Kittle’s medicinal tequila to get me through this workweek 😂
Oh ho… 👀
NBA Board of Governors likely to vote on expanding by two teams in the summer, per Brad Townsend.
Las Vegas and Seattle are favored.
Las Vegas and Seattle are favored.
February 9, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Oh ho… 👀
“It’s like having a basketball team in Seattle” 😂 youtube.com/watch?v=Xigd...
The Seattle crowd boos Kevin Owens and Elias into oblivion: Raw, Oct. 1, 2018
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February 9, 2026 at 3:37 AM
“It’s like having a basketball team in Seattle” 😂 youtube.com/watch?v=Xigd...
Super Bowl-winning quarterback BTW
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Super Bowl-winning quarterback BTW
Am kinda happy Darnold proved the doubters wrong
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Am kinda happy Darnold proved the doubters wrong
OK i guess I can feel a smidge of civic pride. Go Seattle 🤷🏻
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
OK i guess I can feel a smidge of civic pride. Go Seattle 🤷🏻
Congrats to the Seahawks and the city of Seattle for winning the Super Bowl
February 9, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Congrats to the Seahawks and the city of Seattle for winning the Super Bowl
Seattle Michelin stars 🤝 Seattle NBA teams
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February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Seattle Michelin stars 🤝 Seattle NBA teams
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Hmm… when’s the Sonics game??? 😈
February 9, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Hmm… when’s the Sonics game??? 😈
Still living off that high from seeing Scarlett Johansson in a Super Bowl commercial
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Still living off that high from seeing Scarlett Johansson in a Super Bowl commercial
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The saddest #49ers fan in the world right now has to be @hundreddollarman.bsky.social who is working on tomorrow's edition of the Seattle Times. Is it really like your JD Vance coming into your house and doing this?
a person laying on a white couch with their legs crossed
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media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
The saddest #49ers fan in the world right now has to be @hundreddollarman.bsky.social who is working on tomorrow's edition of the Seattle Times. Is it really like your JD Vance coming into your house and doing this?
Niner fan living in Seattle. I am in hell
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Niner fan living in Seattle. I am in hell
Already hearing fireworks in my neighborhood. Please pray for my safety (and Omarion’s)
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Already hearing fireworks in my neighborhood. Please pray for my safety (and Omarion’s)
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SCARLETT JOHANSSON IN A SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL SIGHTING HIT THE BUTTON
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
SCARLETT JOHANSSON IN A SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL SIGHTING HIT THE BUTTON
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SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW = TOO MANY REPORTS TO PROCESS
February 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW = TOO MANY REPORTS TO PROCESS
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Thank you Bad Bunny for taking the California stage and using your voice at Super Bowl LX. A beautiful moment!
Together, we are America.
Together, we are America.
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Thank you Bad Bunny for taking the California stage and using your voice at Super Bowl LX. A beautiful moment!
Together, we are America.
Together, we are America.
People who use Google Gemini be like “Gemini how do I eat a burrito”? #SuperBowl
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
People who use Google Gemini be like “Gemini how do I eat a burrito”? #SuperBowl
I’m so glad I took the day off. I bet the newsroom is on fire (metaphorically speaking)
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I’m so glad I took the day off. I bet the newsroom is on fire (metaphorically speaking)