Emmanuel Lopez
@hundreddollarman.bsky.social
49ers fan, longtime Bay Area resident now living in the PNW. I'm an awkward guy.
I've found my spirit animal
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I've found my spirit animal
Oh... it's literally tacos. Well, my disappointment is immeasurable.
December 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Oh... it's literally tacos. Well, my disappointment is immeasurable.
*alarm sounds*
December 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
*alarm sounds*
Flirting vs. harassment
December 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Flirting vs. harassment
Dudes on Dec. 1 when NNN is over
December 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Dudes on Dec. 1 when NNN is over
Mavs front office
December 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Mavs front office
Not Brock Purdy hitting the Dougie 💀 @eccheesehead.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Not Brock Purdy hitting the Dougie 💀 @eccheesehead.bsky.social
Stephanie Vaquer… “Sir, a second REPORTED has hit the timeline.”
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Stephanie Vaquer… “Sir, a second REPORTED has hit the timeline.”
Liv Morgan is back
*alarm sounds*
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November 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Liv Morgan is back
*alarm sounds*
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November 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Addendum: Put Alison Brie in all the holiday commercials
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Addendum: Put Alison Brie in all the holiday commercials
I will take back every bad thing I said about this administration if it sends Benson Boone to El Salvador. Multiple ads using the same song concurrently should be against the law, yo.
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I will take back every bad thing I said about this administration if it sends Benson Boone to El Salvador. Multiple ads using the same song concurrently should be against the law, yo.
My parents looking at me after going for the third plate of Thanksgiving food
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
My parents looking at me after going for the third plate of Thanksgiving food
Good job @eccheesehead.bsky.social. The Packers playoff hoes are still alive. Also the Lions loss helps the Niners in wild card positioning! #GoPackGo
November 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Good job @eccheesehead.bsky.social. The Packers playoff hoes are still alive. Also the Lions loss helps the Niners in wild card positioning! #GoPackGo
Your semi-regular that PS2 Kiryu was an animal 😂 #Yakuza #LikeADragon
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Your semi-regular that PS2 Kiryu was an animal 😂 #Yakuza #LikeADragon
@gcacho.bsky.social @eccheesehead.bsky.social This is too accurate 😂😭
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
@gcacho.bsky.social @eccheesehead.bsky.social This is too accurate 😂😭
No meat-slamming during NNN
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
No meat-slamming during NNN
*alarm sounds*
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
*alarm sounds*
The ending of tonight’s game
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
The ending of tonight’s game