Sam Houston
@houstonfailure.bsky.social
The Emissary to the Texan Prophets
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oh my god people who are legitimately complaining about gender and dating preferences in Tomodachi Life Living the Dream are blaming the new CEO of Nintendo of America because she's a WOMAN... even though she assumed the position in January????
That is now how game development works.
That is now how game development works.
January 31, 2026 at 2:39 PM
oh my god people who are legitimately complaining about gender and dating preferences in Tomodachi Life Living the Dream are blaming the new CEO of Nintendo of America because she's a WOMAN... even though she assumed the position in January????
That is now how game development works.
That is now how game development works.
Fucking brutal, Alexa, play 10 hours of sitcom studio laughing at Elon's expense
January 31, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Fucking brutal, Alexa, play 10 hours of sitcom studio laughing at Elon's expense
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All Trump had to do to get Musk to take down that tweet of his
January 31, 2026 at 2:03 AM
All Trump had to do to get Musk to take down that tweet of his
Everyone should watch Manhunter. Very underrated movie.
a close up of a man 's face behind a window with rain drops on it .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face behind a window with rain drops on it .
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Everyone should watch Manhunter. Very underrated movie.
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For the good of the order, nobody calls metro Atlanta’s Buford Highway area “Little Mexico” except right wingers live-streaming for clout
January 30, 2026 at 11:36 PM
For the good of the order, nobody calls metro Atlanta’s Buford Highway area “Little Mexico” except right wingers live-streaming for clout
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every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
January 30, 2026 at 11:58 PM
every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
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I know I’m late, but saw Jay Kelly last night. Fuck, that ending got to me.
December 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I know I’m late, but saw Jay Kelly last night. Fuck, that ending got to me.
People said I was crazy for calling Halo YouTubers grifters.
And yet, here they are, licking up slop from a Hitlerite the moment it's convenient and fits their narrative, despite the ever wonderful Jez Corden debunking this shit ages ago.
It sickens me people want Halo to fail so bad.
And yet, here they are, licking up slop from a Hitlerite the moment it's convenient and fits their narrative, despite the ever wonderful Jez Corden debunking this shit ages ago.
It sickens me people want Halo to fail so bad.
December 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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LMAO you can't make this shit up. @mintblitz.bsky.social put the fries in the bag, you're grifting on this topic once again spreading lies without evidence. Never make a Halo News video again
#Halo
#Halo
December 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
LMAO you can't make this shit up. @mintblitz.bsky.social put the fries in the bag, you're grifting on this topic once again spreading lies without evidence. Never make a Halo News video again
#Halo
#Halo
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December 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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the stranger things effect
Season 1 ➡️ Season 2
Aang in Netflix's ‘AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER’
Aang in Netflix's ‘AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER’
December 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
the stranger things effect
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c.j. stroud and azeez al-shaair just stood next to each other on national tv and credited their team’s win to two different gods
December 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
c.j. stroud and azeez al-shaair just stood next to each other on national tv and credited their team’s win to two different gods
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Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD
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3-0 against the Ravens, Chiefs, and Bills. They said it couldn't be done...
December 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
3-0 against the Ravens, Chiefs, and Bills. They said it couldn't be done...
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This is the best I've felt after a regular season Texans game since they beat the Lions on Thanksgiving 2012 to go to 10-1.
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This is the best I've felt after a regular season Texans game since they beat the Lions on Thanksgiving 2012 to go to 10-1.
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Based on success rate, that's the Chiefs' worst offensive performance in a Patrick Mahomes start.
Regular season or playoffs. A sample of 146 games.
Regular season or playoffs. A sample of 146 games.
December 8, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Based on success rate, that's the Chiefs' worst offensive performance in a Patrick Mahomes start.
Regular season or playoffs. A sample of 146 games.
Regular season or playoffs. A sample of 146 games.
Kansas City lost and Harrison Butker missed a field goal lol
December 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Kansas City lost and Harrison Butker missed a field goal lol
Kinda crazy that one of the highest grossing Star Wars movies didn't get a re release in its tenth anniversary. Disney is allergic to money.
December 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Alabama makes the Playoff but they have face a team that already beat them lol
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Alabama makes the Playoff but they have face a team that already beat them lol