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Sawyer the Destroyer
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Arkansas | Music | Outdoors | Nightmare

Doing my best to move through this life as the chaotic good I’m meant to be.
Pinned
These good old boys got some extra recess time. Would be a shame if they had to work the whole time putting out their neon god’s fires.
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Attention Central Arkansas friends: ICE is apparently at the Marriott in downtown Little Rock. Would be a shame if there was so much protest noise outside that hotel that management was forced to kick ICE out so that other guests could sleep.
July 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Three months later the usda sent a box to get their computer back and the box is too fuckin small.

Your taxpayer dollars are hard at work firing folks that kept you safe and shipping loose laptops via UPS.

So. Much. Winning.
July 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
These good old boys got some extra recess time. Would be a shame if they had to work the whole time putting out their neon god’s fires.
July 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Guess what else is happening August 2 in Harrison…

#arpx
July 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
If I’m in a meeting and I see porn playing on the tv in the background the FIRST thing I’m gonna do is take a damn screenshot. Closed session or not. P&C or not. Document that shit or they’re just gonna call you a liar and get away with it.
July 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Heard a rustling in the kitchen and waddled out to find a teenager that is taller than me. Wtf
July 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Be real careful about devaluing the labor of stay at home parents when you’re describing meal planning, grocery shopping, and cooking dinner as a basic adult tasks.
July 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
One season ended just in time for another season to start so I get to learn how to navigate yet another app 🙃
"After you download GameUpdater, find the name of our team, the name of our opponent, and then enter your child’s date of birth, their blood type, and the locations of any known birthmarks to log in."
All the Apps You Need to Keep Up with Your Child’s Youth Baseball Team This Summer
Dear parents, We are thrilled to have your child on our summer baseball team. We have a few apps we use to help keep things organized around here, ...
buff.ly
July 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
#arpx #goodtrouble

This was sent to all Harrison High School students today.
July 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Flew through Eli Cranor’s Ozark Dogs in a little over four hours. Guess it’s time to get back to the library.
July 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Arkansas deserves a Senator who will listen and show up.

Donate to Hallie Shoffner for Arkansas. Link in bio.
#hallieshoffner #tomcotton #ussenate #arkansas
July 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I don’t want to hear another goddamned thing about billboards that haven’t been up in Harrison since 2017.

This horseshit in Ravensden takes the fucking cake.
July 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Can confirm the bad mood.
July 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Water & electricity for Arkansans, not data centers. #arpx #arbluedots
July 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
“There’s a Pig in the Garden”

Frozen Costco cheese pizza
Garlic
Banana peppers
Red onion
Tomato
Basil
Feta
Bacon
July 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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We're in court today challenging an Arkansas law that forces public schools to display the Ten Commandments.

We've said it before and we'll say it again: Public schools aren't Sunday schools.
July 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
*item won’t scan*

Customer: ayuck ayuck, it must be free

Me, an elder millennial retail worker that’s heard this ‘joke’ at least once a day: *blank stare*
I think the "Gen Z" stare may be real, and because young ppl aren't socialized enough. But also... most examples were of customer service situations, and if you're getting blank stares in that situation, maybe take a long look in the mirror www.businessinsider.com/gen-z-stare-...
Why you might be the problem if you're getting the 'Gen Z stare'
If a young person in customer service is giving you a blank stare, perhaps you're the one who's being unreasonable.
www.businessinsider.com
July 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
No pics, but Harrison had another great turnout- folks from Boone, Carroll, Searcy, and Marion counties.

Thank you to the organizers for keeping us cool. 😎
Harrison is showing up!

#arpx
July 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Tin foil hat time: Part of why she signed the No Cells Bell to Bell or whatever is because they don’t want students documenting the absolute batshittery they’re going to start pushing in public schools.

Last year my kid already got a lecture about how DOGE is a good thing for the country.
No one teaches Critical Race Theory outside of graduate courses. So she must be taking about “history that includes minorities.”
July 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Harrison is showing up!

#arpx
July 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Ok, Arkansas. It’s time to stop shooting ourselves in the foot. Send Tom Cotton back to his comfy home in Virginia and support Hallie Shoffner. She understands the needs of Arkansans because, you know, she actually lives here.
#arpx
I’m Hallie Shoffner—a sixth-generation Arkansas farmer, a mom, and a fighter. And I’m running for U.S. Senate against career politician Tom Cotton because he has failed this state. If I can’t farm then I am going to fight.

Check out my announcement video and join the team.

youtu.be/6UtTe3F9nlo?...
On This Farm
YouTube video by Hallie Shoffner
youtu.be
July 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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I do not want to read one more fucking opinion piece by sad parents who cannot understand why their kids don't want anything to do with them because they support the concentration camp guy.

You picked him.
You have consequences for your actions.
Be sad and lonely at Christmas.
Boo fucking hoo.
July 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Bacon, fried egg, lettuce, first tomato of the year, and mayonnaise on a fluffy croissant. Perfection.
July 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Logging back in after a few hours of touching grass and now there’s some new “thing” trending.
July 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM