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Hot Cat Johnson
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Crud for brains
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Putting my phone in harebrain mode so I can scheme in peace.
Meet my three beautiful daughters, Emmersyn, Layke, and Paulmyr.
December 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Sorry, I’ve been behaving like a real three stooge.
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I'll say it: the Pink Panther is a fucking sellout with zero credibility.
October 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Imagining a world where Billy Corgan died instead of Kurt Cobain and Jimmy Chamberlain is a household name.
September 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic
August 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
You’re too funny looking to go “people watching”. You’re the main attraction pal.
August 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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It's so crazy we live in a world where female athletes are striking for better wages and dodging sex toys being thrown at them, while trans athletes are being accused of evil scheming so they can play women's sports, which pays well and is highly dignified. It's almost like someone's full of shit
August 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.
July 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Say what you will about Sublime’s music but Bradley Nowell, as a species of dumb guy, is nearly extinct in 2025 and we’re worse off for it.
May 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Everyone criticizing the Dems for inaction failed to account for how quickly they can get motivated to move against the Left
James Carville is now threatening to sue David Hogg for funding primary challenges against Democrats, calling the Parkland shooting survivor a "contemptible little twerp."

Chris Cuomo added: "Sue his punk ass!"

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
James Carville says he might sue ‘contemptible little twerp’ David Hogg
NewsNation anchor Chris Cuomo appeared to egg James Carville on, telling the veteran Democratic strategist to ‘sue his punk a**’
www.independent.co.uk
April 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
That’s kind of fucked up. Kind of wish I didn’t read that.
March 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Antiques Choadshow?
March 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Squirrels are rascals that live among us.
March 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
ISO precious amulets
March 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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I am not the first to say it but I do sort of see where JD Vance's mom was coming from when she traded him for drugs
February 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Peaceful J and Cleancut 2 Smart
February 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
They need to reverse engineer a British original version of Yellowjackets. 6 episode seasons, no filler, make everyone ugly.
February 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Got too high and read about the Western Interior Seaway
February 16, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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There's a Crisis of Masculinity in this country and the only way to solve it is to let me act like a cross between a baby and a movie villain
February 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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wanna feel old? shit yourself at the bank
February 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Choadie Foster
December 1, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Act natural. Nobody knows you’re high.
November 28, 2024 at 11:02 PM