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natalie
@hot4trotsky.bsky.social
I graduated from Sizzler Steakhouse University with really good grades
Abuse dynamics aside, Kanye’s brain is too rotted by p*rn to make good art because Bianca Sensori’s see-through dress absolutely would have hit with armpit hair and a huge merkin
February 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
My kid asked me “if we were all babies together would we all be friends like the rugrats” to her dad and I and the answer is a resounding YES
February 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
She’s so real for this
September 1, 2023 at 4:57 PM
Immediately yes. YTA
August 25, 2023 at 10:27 PM
“AITA for attempting to repo my ex gf’s boobs” is sending me
August 24, 2023 at 10:30 PM
Absolutely the latter. Here is RFK making a completely silent Dennis Kucinich act as his human easel
August 15, 2023 at 7:58 PM
Mf said dopey tart
August 11, 2023 at 4:42 PM
The rules of this hosta group I joined on Facebook are sending me
August 8, 2023 at 1:22 AM
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this is a podcast by @justinkcomer.rockhardcauc.us, @violintj.rockhardcauc.us, @hot4trotsky.bsky.social, and two other people who aren't even on this website so what do you care
August 7, 2023 at 8:17 PM
“Ethnic” grocery stores are such underrated gems for high quality cheap ingredients. BUT they do always have a freezer full of unlabeled ziplock bags of what can only be described as “flesh”. Otherwise 10/10
August 4, 2023 at 8:29 PM
People at the farmers market love to just be holding a snake
August 4, 2023 at 12:14 AM
Every time I open Reddit I see fresh horrors
July 27, 2023 at 12:04 AM
This is SUCH a funny one-two punch
July 20, 2023 at 3:36 AM
Fortune tonight is what Judas said to Jesus
July 10, 2023 at 11:02 PM
Texting my partner during our child’s summer camp program at pickup
July 8, 2023 at 3:46 PM
My husband’s boss says “out of pocket” when he means “unavailable” (eg “I will be out of pocket this afternoon”) and it is SENDING ME. SIR I am not really sure that is any of my business but thanks for looping me in
July 7, 2023 at 3:02 PM
I know the concept that women do their makeup and hair for themselves is a LIE, because if that were the case I wouldn’t be stuck trying to style the back. I can’t even see it back there
July 5, 2023 at 1:09 PM
Excited to announce my new hyperfixation: underprepared rich men traveling to places that are too cold for them 🙏✨
July 3, 2023 at 7:32 PM
Me playing literally any game where I have to use one joystick to walk and a whole second joystick to look around. Don’t get me started on having to also use a weapon
Turns out every criticism I have of tears of the kingdom mechanics is 100% my fault.
July 2, 2023 at 2:59 PM
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I'm sincereposting. I'm cringemaxxing. nicepilled. going sweetie mode. friendcore
July 2, 2023 at 2:31 PM
Every other time I said this I was lying, but I believe this with every fiber of my being: I could fix him. What he’s been missing is me but I alone could absolutely 1000000% fix him
July 2, 2023 at 1:24 PM
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trying to find some enemies on here, can someone direct me to someone who gets into beefs about their fanfic/is also the great granddaughter of august pinochet
July 2, 2023 at 10:47 AM
I just get a real kick out of seeing each and every one of my computer palls on here, just tickled
July 2, 2023 at 1:04 PM
I need new twitter to work because I NEED to hear an insufferable NPR reporter have to say the word “skeet”
July 2, 2023 at 3:51 AM