Molly is such a cool girl name

Anyway you can tell we are going into a recession because the Grammys were good this year

Also yes this is my first tweet in two years

I went to see them debasing themselves. Here is RFK ordering around Dennis Kucinich

I joined this group solely because my friend Stella sent me this hilarious post

My city has incredible little Asian and Eastern European markets and I love love love them, you just have to know the cans WILL be dusty and you absolutely will not know what meat is in the freezer and cannot ask

Exactly. If it’s a grizzled old man it’s a snake. If it’s a woman it may be a box turtle but same idea

Oh my god the borax people dude

They just really loved saying that but like objectively all these children are not friends