Mr. Horror4H
@horror4h.bsky.social
Ever watch a terrible movie and have a voice inside your head making fun of it the whole time? That's me.
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Technically it’s Epstein’s monster.
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Technically it’s Epstein’s monster.
MTG (the "politician" not the card game) stoking fires to threaten peoples lives and openly protecting a rapist and serial killer and serial abuser of women only to turn around be like "waaaahhhh they're doing to me what I did to others" is testing me.
November 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
MTG (the "politician" not the card game) stoking fires to threaten peoples lives and openly protecting a rapist and serial killer and serial abuser of women only to turn around be like "waaaahhhh they're doing to me what I did to others" is testing me.
I wish Slick Willy would tweet out "To be honest, it wasn't even very good."
November 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I wish Slick Willy would tweet out "To be honest, it wasn't even very good."
So the Justice Department is basically admitting they're going to ignore the fact that Trump is all over those files more than he's all over any girl under 18 in a 100 mile square radius of himself.
So....who's supplying the pitchforks?
So....who's supplying the pitchforks?
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
So the Justice Department is basically admitting they're going to ignore the fact that Trump is all over those files more than he's all over any girl under 18 in a 100 mile square radius of himself.
So....who's supplying the pitchforks?
So....who's supplying the pitchforks?
Me when I witness unfathomable horrors from Lovecraft with my own eyes but since I can't fathom them, they don't really bother me:
an older man is wearing a red vest that says the outlaws on it
ALT: an older man is wearing a red vest that says the outlaws on it
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Me when I witness unfathomable horrors from Lovecraft with my own eyes but since I can't fathom them, they don't really bother me:
November episode fully recorded. Editing begins tomorrow.
November 15, 2025 at 12:43 PM
November episode fully recorded. Editing begins tomorrow.
"No one could've predicted this thing that happened!"
Except for all the disabled people. And chronically ill people. And trans people. And queer folk in general. And leftists. And every person of color. But yea if you ignored all of them then sure.
Except for all the disabled people. And chronically ill people. And trans people. And queer folk in general. And leftists. And every person of color. But yea if you ignored all of them then sure.
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
"No one could've predicted this thing that happened!"
Except for all the disabled people. And chronically ill people. And trans people. And queer folk in general. And leftists. And every person of color. But yea if you ignored all of them then sure.
Except for all the disabled people. And chronically ill people. And trans people. And queer folk in general. And leftists. And every person of color. But yea if you ignored all of them then sure.
November Episode is halfway recorded.
Also the only thing Trump has effectively fought was Bubba's Blue Balls
Also the only thing Trump has effectively fought was Bubba's Blue Balls
November 14, 2025 at 5:58 AM
November Episode is halfway recorded.
Also the only thing Trump has effectively fought was Bubba's Blue Balls
Also the only thing Trump has effectively fought was Bubba's Blue Balls
I don't blame everyone for getting excited that the truth might be officially known but remember, unless anyone in power actually DOES anything about it, no one is facing any consequences. So if they DON'T do shit about it, how many torches and pitchforks do we need and where we meeting up?
November 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I don't blame everyone for getting excited that the truth might be officially known but remember, unless anyone in power actually DOES anything about it, no one is facing any consequences. So if they DON'T do shit about it, how many torches and pitchforks do we need and where we meeting up?
Trump trying the Shaggy Defense of "It wasn't me" would be hilarious if the defense wasn't for ya know, RAPING CHILDREN
November 13, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Trump trying the Shaggy Defense of "It wasn't me" would be hilarious if the defense wasn't for ya know, RAPING CHILDREN
I'm soothing a migraine by finally watching Spiderman:Homecoming for the first time. Thanks Tubi.
November 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I'm soothing a migraine by finally watching Spiderman:Homecoming for the first time. Thanks Tubi.
The script for the November episode is now complete. Recording and editing to begin this weekend.
November 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The script for the November episode is now complete. Recording and editing to begin this weekend.
If you use AI and call yourself an artist, I'm gonna call you out on it you pathetic pieces of shit.
You didn't make art. If I shit on a piece of paper it would have more artistic integrity than what you did because at least I made that shit myself.
You didn't make art. If I shit on a piece of paper it would have more artistic integrity than what you did because at least I made that shit myself.
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
If you use AI and call yourself an artist, I'm gonna call you out on it you pathetic pieces of shit.
You didn't make art. If I shit on a piece of paper it would have more artistic integrity than what you did because at least I made that shit myself.
You didn't make art. If I shit on a piece of paper it would have more artistic integrity than what you did because at least I made that shit myself.
Your regular reminder that as prices increase, I'm still doing the podcast for free and asking if you subscribe to the patreon at all, do it for a dollar a month to start unless you just have a lot of disposable income. Because shit is fucked and I just want you to laugh a bit.
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Your regular reminder that as prices increase, I'm still doing the podcast for free and asking if you subscribe to the patreon at all, do it for a dollar a month to start unless you just have a lot of disposable income. Because shit is fucked and I just want you to laugh a bit.
Decided to argue a credit card bill and let Chuck Schumer do the arguing for me.
Turns out I have to give all my organs to Visa and let them raise me from the dead so my body can work for them til it literally can't anymore. Also they get to punch me in the dick every day til then. THANKS CHUCK!
Turns out I have to give all my organs to Visa and let them raise me from the dead so my body can work for them til it literally can't anymore. Also they get to punch me in the dick every day til then. THANKS CHUCK!
November 11, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Decided to argue a credit card bill and let Chuck Schumer do the arguing for me.
Turns out I have to give all my organs to Visa and let them raise me from the dead so my body can work for them til it literally can't anymore. Also they get to punch me in the dick every day til then. THANKS CHUCK!
Turns out I have to give all my organs to Visa and let them raise me from the dead so my body can work for them til it literally can't anymore. Also they get to punch me in the dick every day til then. THANKS CHUCK!
Me when I find out someone doesn't eat ass:
a woman says " sometimes i doubt your commitment to sparkle motion " in front of a purple car
ALT: a woman says " sometimes i doubt your commitment to sparkle motion " in front of a purple car
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Me when I find out someone doesn't eat ass:
A Mentos commercial but it's just various perp walks of Luigi and then the money shot at the end.
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
A Mentos commercial but it's just various perp walks of Luigi and then the money shot at the end.
Me this morning:
a group of people standing in a hallway with the words it 's snowing written in white letters .
ALT: a group of people standing in a hallway with the words it 's snowing written in white letters .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Me this morning:
To hammer home how much we all hate Chuck Schumer, we all like the Supreme Court's most recent decision vs Chuck's most recent decision.
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
To hammer home how much we all hate Chuck Schumer, we all like the Supreme Court's most recent decision vs Chuck's most recent decision.
So I don't eat McDonald's anymore for so so many reasons. I gotta say I missed the giant breakfast hash brown but the ones from BK? Not bad, especially with a sausage egg and cheese croissantwich.
Note this is not a paid advertisement...which sucks cause I wish I got money for this.
Note this is not a paid advertisement...which sucks cause I wish I got money for this.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
So I don't eat McDonald's anymore for so so many reasons. I gotta say I missed the giant breakfast hash brown but the ones from BK? Not bad, especially with a sausage egg and cheese croissantwich.
Note this is not a paid advertisement...which sucks cause I wish I got money for this.
Note this is not a paid advertisement...which sucks cause I wish I got money for this.
I wish I got paid for sentences no one else has ever said.
"Anyway, back to the scientist who is becoming increasingly sexually aroused by mutant killer cockroaches crawling on a cat they ate alive." - November episode script.
"Anyway, back to the scientist who is becoming increasingly sexually aroused by mutant killer cockroaches crawling on a cat they ate alive." - November episode script.
November 10, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I wish I got paid for sentences no one else has ever said.
"Anyway, back to the scientist who is becoming increasingly sexually aroused by mutant killer cockroaches crawling on a cat they ate alive." - November episode script.
"Anyway, back to the scientist who is becoming increasingly sexually aroused by mutant killer cockroaches crawling on a cat they ate alive." - November episode script.
Woke up from a dream where a bunch of people were in some sort of weird ass barn in the middle of nowhere with heavy horror movie vibes and the voice over was myself riffing on what was happening.
So guess who's working on the podcast early today.
So guess who's working on the podcast early today.
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Woke up from a dream where a bunch of people were in some sort of weird ass barn in the middle of nowhere with heavy horror movie vibes and the voice over was myself riffing on what was happening.
So guess who's working on the podcast early today.
So guess who's working on the podcast early today.
Sun Tzu just rose from the dead to look at the Democrats right now and go "What the actual fuck is wrong with you?" before dying all over again.
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Sun Tzu just rose from the dead to look at the Democrats right now and go "What the actual fuck is wrong with you?" before dying all over again.
If I took a hammer to my own testicles right now, I'd still have more balls than Chuck Schumer and the 10 dems flipping.
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
If I took a hammer to my own testicles right now, I'd still have more balls than Chuck Schumer and the 10 dems flipping.
@durbin.senate.gov You're a coward and a traitor and as an Illinois voter, I'm doing everything in my power to make sure you never get a vote or a dime again. Fuck you you spineless weakling.
November 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
@durbin.senate.gov You're a coward and a traitor and as an Illinois voter, I'm doing everything in my power to make sure you never get a vote or a dime again. Fuck you you spineless weakling.