Mr. Horror4H
@horror4h.bsky.social
Ever watch a terrible movie and have a voice inside your head making fun of it the whole time? That's me.
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New law to go into effect if I ever become in charge.
If the movie poster has the people in the movie on the poster then the names of those actors on the poster must appear above/below the correct person.
If the movie poster has the people in the movie on the poster then the names of those actors on the poster must appear above/below the correct person.
December 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
New law to go into effect if I ever become in charge.
If the movie poster has the people in the movie on the poster then the names of those actors on the poster must appear above/below the correct person.
If the movie poster has the people in the movie on the poster then the names of those actors on the poster must appear above/below the correct person.
That payment to the military members came out of their pre-approved housing budget. That housing budget is tax free btw.
That "bonus" is not. He just lost you money that you now have to spend on housing.
That "bonus" is not. He just lost you money that you now have to spend on housing.
December 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
That payment to the military members came out of their pre-approved housing budget. That housing budget is tax free btw.
That "bonus" is not. He just lost you money that you now have to spend on housing.
That "bonus" is not. He just lost you money that you now have to spend on housing.
This is literally the worst thing to happen to the Kennedys. Like actually.
December 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This is literally the worst thing to happen to the Kennedys. Like actually.
One of the very few things keeping me alive is there are so many kinds of food I want to try. I didn't start branching out in my eating habits til my mid 20s (because my late wife was an angel). I can't die before trying Peruvian food or like latkes or food from anywhere in Africa.
December 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
One of the very few things keeping me alive is there are so many kinds of food I want to try. I didn't start branching out in my eating habits til my mid 20s (because my late wife was an angel). I can't die before trying Peruvian food or like latkes or food from anywhere in Africa.
Nothing like waking up two days in a row with a migraine. Oh wait, AND stomach issues too?!
IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
December 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Nothing like waking up two days in a row with a migraine. Oh wait, AND stomach issues too?!
IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
I'm not saying we shouldn't continue to ensure pandas survive as a species but I am saying I really genuinely do not understand how they survived without us. I have never seen a video of them and been like "that is an animal capable of surviving."
December 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I'm not saying we shouldn't continue to ensure pandas survive as a species but I am saying I really genuinely do not understand how they survived without us. I have never seen a video of them and been like "that is an animal capable of surviving."
Based on the fact there's no mushroom cloud outside my window, I'm assuming he didn't say anything more insane than usual?
December 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Based on the fact there's no mushroom cloud outside my window, I'm assuming he didn't say anything more insane than usual?
The fact science gave us AI before giving us a tortilla chip that never gets soggy when drowned in cheese tells us how awful the world truly is.
December 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The fact science gave us AI before giving us a tortilla chip that never gets soggy when drowned in cheese tells us how awful the world truly is.
You will be visited by three spirits
December 17, 2025 at 7:44 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
So what're the vegas odds on tomorrow night the moron illegally declaring war on venezuela to appoint the "peace prize" winner a dictator so that we can get that sweet sweet oil while he has an excuse to not release the epstein files?
December 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
So what're the vegas odds on tomorrow night the moron illegally declaring war on venezuela to appoint the "peace prize" winner a dictator so that we can get that sweet sweet oil while he has an excuse to not release the epstein files?
Me any time I see two fascists arguing
a man with long hair and a beard is giving a thumbs up and the words fight fight fight are above him
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is giving a thumbs up and the words fight fight fight are above him
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December 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Me any time I see two fascists arguing
Mick Foley has more integrity than 99% of Democrats, businesses, and Republicans.
December 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Mick Foley has more integrity than 99% of Democrats, businesses, and Republicans.
I say again, I will NEVER vote for Gavin Newsom. I don't care if the republicans dig up Hitler's corpse and run it, I'm not voting for this fuckin sack of shit who quotes Reagan as if he was anything other than an evil bastard. Scratch a liberal.
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I say again, I will NEVER vote for Gavin Newsom. I don't care if the republicans dig up Hitler's corpse and run it, I'm not voting for this fuckin sack of shit who quotes Reagan as if he was anything other than an evil bastard. Scratch a liberal.
Kinda telling what finally got some republicans to turn on Trump is being mean to a dead rich white guy. Can't help but think if this was dozens of Venezuelans on a boat or thousands of people of color here in the US they wouldn't care much.
December 16, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Kinda telling what finally got some republicans to turn on Trump is being mean to a dead rich white guy. Can't help but think if this was dozens of Venezuelans on a boat or thousands of people of color here in the US they wouldn't care much.
I want someone to love me with the pure abandon and single mindedness that dogs love piles of leaves.
Oh right this is a comedy page....uh... poop farts! Ha, nice.
Oh right this is a comedy page....uh... poop farts! Ha, nice.
December 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I want someone to love me with the pure abandon and single mindedness that dogs love piles of leaves.
Oh right this is a comedy page....uh... poop farts! Ha, nice.
Oh right this is a comedy page....uh... poop farts! Ha, nice.
First tyelnol causes autism and now fent is a weapon of mass destruction?
I'm starting to think they're planning to hurt us and don't want us to have painkillers around.
I'm starting to think they're planning to hurt us and don't want us to have painkillers around.
December 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
First tyelnol causes autism and now fent is a weapon of mass destruction?
I'm starting to think they're planning to hurt us and don't want us to have painkillers around.
I'm starting to think they're planning to hurt us and don't want us to have painkillers around.
I'm seeing people say the shooting in Australia proves gun laws don't work.
Number of mass shooting events in Australia since their largest mass shooting in April of 1996: 27
We've had more mass shootings in the US since November started (over 30) than they've had in almost 30 year.
Number of mass shooting events in Australia since their largest mass shooting in April of 1996: 27
We've had more mass shootings in the US since November started (over 30) than they've had in almost 30 year.
December 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I'm seeing people say the shooting in Australia proves gun laws don't work.
Number of mass shooting events in Australia since their largest mass shooting in April of 1996: 27
We've had more mass shootings in the US since November started (over 30) than they've had in almost 30 year.
Number of mass shooting events in Australia since their largest mass shooting in April of 1996: 27
We've had more mass shootings in the US since November started (over 30) than they've had in almost 30 year.
Ahmed Al Ahmed did more than the cops did. I wish him a speedy recovery and a long happy life for saving who knows how many more people. Sad to see Australia looking a bit more like the US in more ways than one. Glad you've got people like Ahmed though.
December 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Ahmed Al Ahmed did more than the cops did. I wish him a speedy recovery and a long happy life for saving who knows how many more people. Sad to see Australia looking a bit more like the US in more ways than one. Glad you've got people like Ahmed though.
December's Episode script is finished. It's with a lot of fun and happiness I tell you, I actually found New Year's Evil on streaming for free after all so I got to do it. It'll be up in time for New Year's Eve, appropriately enough.
December 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
December's Episode script is finished. It's with a lot of fun and happiness I tell you, I actually found New Year's Evil on streaming for free after all so I got to do it. It'll be up in time for New Year's Eve, appropriately enough.
me at 8pm: I'm just gonna take a quick nap
me at 1am:
me at 1am:
What Year Is It GIF
ALT: What Year Is It GIF
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December 13, 2025 at 7:18 AM
me at 8pm: I'm just gonna take a quick nap
me at 1am:
me at 1am:
Almost every religion in the world: hey don't be an asshole
Almost every practitioner of any religion in the world when you tell them they're being an asshole and that you'd prefer it if they weren't:
Almost every practitioner of any religion in the world when you tell them they're being an asshole and that you'd prefer it if they weren't:
a woman in a space suit is pointing at a screen that says you 're not my space supervisor
ALT: a woman in a space suit is pointing at a screen that says you 're not my space supervisor
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December 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Almost every religion in the world: hey don't be an asshole
Almost every practitioner of any religion in the world when you tell them they're being an asshole and that you'd prefer it if they weren't:
Almost every practitioner of any religion in the world when you tell them they're being an asshole and that you'd prefer it if they weren't:
Do I know much about Supergirl? Nope.
Am I gonna watch the shit out of this movie because Superman was well done and entertaining and I trust James Gunn with DC? Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes.
Am I gonna watch the shit out of this movie because Superman was well done and entertaining and I trust James Gunn with DC? Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes.
December 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Do I know much about Supergirl? Nope.
Am I gonna watch the shit out of this movie because Superman was well done and entertaining and I trust James Gunn with DC? Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes.
Am I gonna watch the shit out of this movie because Superman was well done and entertaining and I trust James Gunn with DC? Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes.
I know I don't get a ton of listens but the fact I get any at all when I can just fucking full on dissociate and go on a deep dive while riffing on a horror movie about a completely different horror movie and the fact that some of you will love that makes me think the internet wasn't a bad idea.
December 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I know I don't get a ton of listens but the fact I get any at all when I can just fucking full on dissociate and go on a deep dive while riffing on a horror movie about a completely different horror movie and the fact that some of you will love that makes me think the internet wasn't a bad idea.
Christian ways to celebrate Christmas:
Flip tables of the rich
Remind the rich they're going to hell
Scare the rich into giving up their money
Being kind to immigrants
No really, scare the rich into giving up their money.
I'm not even joking, literally go scare the rich into giving up their money.
Flip tables of the rich
Remind the rich they're going to hell
Scare the rich into giving up their money
Being kind to immigrants
No really, scare the rich into giving up their money.
I'm not even joking, literally go scare the rich into giving up their money.
December 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Christian ways to celebrate Christmas:
Flip tables of the rich
Remind the rich they're going to hell
Scare the rich into giving up their money
Being kind to immigrants
No really, scare the rich into giving up their money.
I'm not even joking, literally go scare the rich into giving up their money.
Flip tables of the rich
Remind the rich they're going to hell
Scare the rich into giving up their money
Being kind to immigrants
No really, scare the rich into giving up their money.
I'm not even joking, literally go scare the rich into giving up their money.