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Steve Fair
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Drums. Steak. Cheese.
@kermodeandmayo.bsky.social my podcast has gone from saying "ad-free" to "fewer ads". Are we vanguardistas getting ads now?
April 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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We can be identified by our fingerprints but dogs are recognised by their paw traits.
November 28, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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Today’s poem is dedicated to all those who have taken it upon themselves to correct the grammar or spelling in my poems over the last few weeks.

It’s called ‘Pedents’.
November 30, 2024 at 9:08 AM
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Want to write a version of Star Wars where Luke keeps insisting “Darth Vader has evil in him, I can feel it,” and then they cut to Vader force-choking an Ewok and he’s all “so much for the tolerant left” and then there’s a 64 hr news cycle about Luke’s tone & whether it’s appropriate to say “evil.”
November 21, 2023 at 3:37 AM
Guardian journalist having a LOT of fun writing about West Ham midfielder James Ward-Prowse's dead-ball delivery. The first few paragraphs are brilliant. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2023 at 10:35 AM
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Ah yes, the two genders: Secret Service Agent and Vampire
November 12, 2023 at 9:03 PM
November 12, 2023 at 10:23 PM
November 12, 2023 at 9:48 PM
This indoor skydiving. Oh my. www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckin...
November 10, 2023 at 8:34 AM
The toilets in Four Quarters bar, Here East, Stratford are a gamer's nostalgia trip!
November 2, 2023 at 6:21 PM
Used AI to make a flight route from London to Majorca assuming a 200 mile range before refuelling.
October 31, 2023 at 11:42 AM