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Why is this always true?

<standing RIGHT IN FRONT of gate 796>

can’t hear: mushmouth flight announcements on volume 1 for our flight to Dallas.

can hear: “welcome to today’s non-stop service to Burbank, we’ll begin boarding here at gate 4 momentarily” on volume 11.
January 29, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Always weird when you see a post and it’s like “wait- that’s my dog!”
January 27, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Reminder.
January 15, 2026 at 5:52 PM
In case you forgot.
November 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Got the email yesterday that #AustinFC supporters section season tickets are available at 615ish bucks each. That works out to about 35 bucks a game. I have NEVER once paid 35 bucks for a SS section ticket. Precourt can pound sand, yet again.
November 21, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Daily reminder.
November 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Apropos of something.
November 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Tucker Carlson wore a bowtie when he was 22, in case you forgot. Fuck that guy for 30+ years now.
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Oldie time.
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Anyone else find it weird that the two most high profile shootings, easily, in American politics in 45 years are just… dustbinned?
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Why Bukari isn’t the primary focus of this attack is completely beyond me. Easily the most dynamic player on the squad. And has been since the minute he set foot last year. #AustinFC
October 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Again, #AustinFC is not a well coached team.
October 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
My best buddy, just a few minutes before he shuffled off this mortal coil yesterday, after 17 years. The river flows…
October 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I know what you’re thinking: “I’ve already met the dumbest motherfucker I’ll ever meet in my lifetime.” Well… lemme show you something: www.facebook.com/share/r/1PPo...
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September 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It’s our daily winner of a free FUCK YOUR FEELINGS salute!

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September 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
All these distractions are working! Guess what nobody’s talking about lately- Benghazi.
September 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
#AustinFC is not a well coached team.
August 31, 2025 at 2:54 AM
That could (nor should) have been a 3 or 4 goal game. #usmnt sucks.
June 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
No big revelation here, but #USMNT (and MLS and American soccer in general) has a root problem. None of these guys, despite any and all credentials, make incisive decisions, runs, or passes. It’s like a wet hot dog bun of a game.
June 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Heather Graham once spun around blindly in a crowded Tex Mex joint and dumped her entire margarita on my shirt. She said “oops,” turned around, and disappeared into the people.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Nico, it ain’t working. #AustinFC
May 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
ZERO short/intermediate verticality w #austinfc.
May 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
May 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Fun night in Austin at my favorite old haunt of a parking garage.
May 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Eureka.
May 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM