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Chuck and Hakeem are DUMB FUCKS is the simple answer.
January 15, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Chuck and Hakeem are DUMB FUCKS is the simple answer.
Chuck Schumer is the biggest pussy on the North American continent.
January 15, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Chuck Schumer is the biggest pussy on the North American continent.
The old ball and chain got me this for Xmas. Best gift in years.
January 15, 2026 at 3:47 AM
The old ball and chain got me this for Xmas. Best gift in years.
Let’s hope this isn’t somehow Vlad’s plan to pull forces off the mainland…
January 14, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Let’s hope this isn’t somehow Vlad’s plan to pull forces off the mainland…
Remember “dog faced pony soldier?”
January 14, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Remember “dog faced pony soldier?”
Badass. First home goal in team history, I say keep him till he doesn’t wanna play anymore.
January 14, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Badass. First home goal in team history, I say keep him till he doesn’t wanna play anymore.
Now check silver.
January 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Now check silver.
Sean Hannity can push daisies.
January 10, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Sean Hannity can push daisies.
Shit or get off the pot, you feckless fucking coward.
January 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Shit or get off the pot, you feckless fucking coward.
Maybe it’s in the effort of trying to dispense with the pretense that it’s in fact about illegal immigrants and instead just authoritarian brutality. I’d guess that’s what most of the differentiation is about.
January 8, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Maybe it’s in the effort of trying to dispense with the pretense that it’s in fact about illegal immigrants and instead just authoritarian brutality. I’d guess that’s what most of the differentiation is about.
What I’d give to be locked in a room with that puck ass birch for 10 minutes…
January 8, 2026 at 4:24 AM
What I’d give to be locked in a room with that puck ass birch for 10 minutes…
I liken it to watching fish being fed.
January 5, 2026 at 8:16 AM
I liken it to watching fish being fed.
Had one of those about 15 years ago.
January 2, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Had one of those about 15 years ago.
Kind of- exactly, actually- how religion started.
December 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Kind of- exactly, actually- how religion started.
Had turbo tell us that for a flight to steamboat a couple weeks ago, including two notams en route. Was one of the smoothest flights I’ve been on in several years.
December 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Had turbo tell us that for a flight to steamboat a couple weeks ago, including two notams en route. Was one of the smoothest flights I’ve been on in several years.
Here’s an idea- let’s put those two Palmolive handed pussies in a cage and start chanting “two men enter!,” cross our fingers, and hope for the worst.
December 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Here’s an idea- let’s put those two Palmolive handed pussies in a cage and start chanting “two men enter!,” cross our fingers, and hope for the worst.
Dani is being traded to Preußen Münster for 8 dollar in GAM and a 38 y.o. left back who had 4 goals for Suditrol Bolzano in 2011.
December 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Dani is being traded to Preußen Münster for 8 dollar in GAM and a 38 y.o. left back who had 4 goals for Suditrol Bolzano in 2011.
Medford airport is the best airport in the lower 48. Taking off/landing next to a mountain is awesome.
December 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Medford airport is the best airport in the lower 48. Taking off/landing next to a mountain is awesome.
Just watch, you’ll see…
December 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Just watch, you’ll see…
Highest ratio of facelifts you’ll encounter anywhere on earth.
December 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Highest ratio of facelifts you’ll encounter anywhere on earth.
The eastern bloc.
December 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The eastern bloc.
Wouldn’t mind getting seba back (though that’ll never happen). My daughter wouldn’t mind it either.
December 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Wouldn’t mind getting seba back (though that’ll never happen). My daughter wouldn’t mind it either.
Ned Flanders grindr handle.
December 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Ned Flanders grindr handle.
The geeks have inherited the earth.
December 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The geeks have inherited the earth.