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🐊 he/him+ they/them. forklift certified genderqueer grits enjoyer ★ chiefest & gayest of calamities ★ fiber artist and rapscallion ★ alabama
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happy okay ladies up we get no more crouching no more sobbing dionysos sunday to everyone observing
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FLAT FUCK IS COMING TO TOWN!!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!
December 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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I hope Democrats unveil their new “TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYONE” policy tomorrow. America is ready.
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
my bosses just told me they liked my potato Star Wars shirt (it was a gift, not my style for real) bc it was "very you" and "you know, random" and I had to stop myself from saying "lolrandom XD" out loud
September 1, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP
July 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
caterpillar time 🐛
July 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
while I was dogsitting the rude, untrained dogs this past week i was deeply charmed by their antics. very little they could do was wrong. I was almost compelled to become a dog person and get my own one day. but then i got home to the mostly trained dog i live with and now i hope all dogs explode
July 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
i wish i were a skeleton wearing cowboy boots riding a giant skeletal rooster :/
July 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
July 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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And here are two people wearing attire that's a bit more alternative. IMO, all four people are beautifully dressed but they using two different visual languages.

IG langleyseye
June 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
BEHOLD
June 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I cannot STAND a silent house
June 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Happy New Year!! Just a few of my favorite works from 2024...
January 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
i should get consulting fees for all the panicked calls i take from my coworkers on my day off at our RETAIL JOB
May 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
ohhhhhh I just realized my annoying trait is using plants as markers the way people use cars. "is there a bunch of aspidistra with a big ass citronella in the middle outside your house?" is the same thing as "there's a white Tacoma sitting outside."
May 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
shamrocks!
April 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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change of plans. feeling like I'm just gonna come to terms with my rusty cage
March 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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You are magic ✨
February 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
yo look at this miniscule strawberry
April 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
look at my clouds boy
March 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
why is he like this
March 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
what can i say? i love bush
March 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
recently replayed DAI and i really cannot get over this. the slouchy point, the delivery of this line, i love it so much. end table for orphans!
March 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
abelia time
March 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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To keep fragile or small items protected, some of our material is stored in boxes like these. This tiny ‘Book of Nouns’ from 1800 may seem normal size on the shelf, but in reality it’s only 6cm tall!
[C.C. 423 BOO]
February 19, 2025 at 9:20 AM
me: yay! I'm having fun doing this tarot reading for my friend. I love Making Connections Between Things :)

my friend, with a shit spread, watching their life crumble:
February 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM