Ann Marie Lastrassi
@hollyifuneedme.bsky.social
You should probably know, it’s me
They look and taste exactly the same. We’ve been gaslit our entire lives.
the way i can’t tell the difference between pumpkin and sweet potato pie
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
They look and taste exactly the same. We’ve been gaslit our entire lives.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
This is going to be a long weekend if I can’t locate the charger to this very important device
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This is going to be a long weekend if I can’t locate the charger to this very important device
Do I want to go to a monster truck show?
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Do I want to go to a monster truck show?
I get it.
1. Kim can’t really act, but she has a fan base that watch her reality shows. Her personality is exactly the same so her fans find it seamless.
2. It’s an unserious soap opera. Observed in that lens, it “works”
3 the outfits are cute.
4. Probably some backdoor scam.
5. The EP list.
1. Kim can’t really act, but she has a fan base that watch her reality shows. Her personality is exactly the same so her fans find it seamless.
2. It’s an unserious soap opera. Observed in that lens, it “works”
3 the outfits are cute.
4. Probably some backdoor scam.
5. The EP list.
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I get it.
1. Kim can’t really act, but she has a fan base that watch her reality shows. Her personality is exactly the same so her fans find it seamless.
2. It’s an unserious soap opera. Observed in that lens, it “works”
3 the outfits are cute.
4. Probably some backdoor scam.
5. The EP list.
1. Kim can’t really act, but she has a fan base that watch her reality shows. Her personality is exactly the same so her fans find it seamless.
2. It’s an unserious soap opera. Observed in that lens, it “works”
3 the outfits are cute.
4. Probably some backdoor scam.
5. The EP list.
I’m sure some of them are great, but tonight in got reminded about why I typically don’t give much attention to the “Grand Rising kings”
November 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I’m sure some of them are great, but tonight in got reminded about why I typically don’t give much attention to the “Grand Rising kings”
Are we there yet? Not even close. However, a dress that didn’t fit me anymore earlier this year that I didn’t have the heart to throw away zipped up with no problem.
So I put it on.
So I put it on.
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Are we there yet? Not even close. However, a dress that didn’t fit me anymore earlier this year that I didn’t have the heart to throw away zipped up with no problem.
So I put it on.
So I put it on.
I see what you did there
November 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I see what you did there
I, however, am very upset that I missed it. The opportunities.
Yesterday was apparently "National Princess Day"... I'm so glad I wasn't paying attention because wtf?
a cartoon of maleficent holding a crow and saying oh dear what an awkward situation
Alt: a cartoon of maleficent holding a crow and saying oh dear what an awkward situation
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I, however, am very upset that I missed it. The opportunities.
If I promise I’ll do it, can I go to the gym later without judgement even though I’m up now?
November 20, 2025 at 10:08 AM
If I promise I’ll do it, can I go to the gym later without judgement even though I’m up now?
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Oomf could get anything he wanted from me if he lived just a lil bit closer.
November 20, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Oomf could get anything he wanted from me if he lived just a lil bit closer.
It’s my AKAversary!!!
November 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
It’s my AKAversary!!!
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I really want niggas (gender neutral) to know that me making horny jokes on the SL doesn’t mean that sex is I want to talk about when you try to slide in my DMs.
I know you want to touch me where I pee, but what else?? Shit. Do a flip. 🙂
I know you want to touch me where I pee, but what else?? Shit. Do a flip. 🙂
November 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I really want niggas (gender neutral) to know that me making horny jokes on the SL doesn’t mean that sex is I want to talk about when you try to slide in my DMs.
I know you want to touch me where I pee, but what else?? Shit. Do a flip. 🙂
I know you want to touch me where I pee, but what else?? Shit. Do a flip. 🙂
Good morning beautiful people!
November 19, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Good morning beautiful people!
I also have phases. The positive is pretty is always there and still gon get ate
I been big and got small and small and got big so many times, my stomach looks like I've had 101 Dalmatian puppies.
November 19, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I also have phases. The positive is pretty is always there and still gon get ate
I can’t wait until my finger heals so I can get holiday nails
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I can’t wait until my finger heals so I can get holiday nails
Too much “cum for me” and not enough “cum WITH me”
November 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Too much “cum for me” and not enough “cum WITH me”
I miss him
November 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I miss him
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Black Women>>>>>>>>>
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Black Women>>>>>>>>>
I put my glasses on and I can, in fact, see better now 😪
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I put my glasses on and I can, in fact, see better now 😪
@beigewunder.blacksky.app hey sugar, I see your DMs are off. Just wanted to check in and let you know that I’m thinking about you ❤️
November 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
@beigewunder.blacksky.app hey sugar, I see your DMs are off. Just wanted to check in and let you know that I’m thinking about you ❤️
A Black Friday sale went live today. I built my cart ahead of time, and got all excited, only for the biggest discount to be 20% off.
We used to be a proper country.
We used to be a proper country.
November 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
A Black Friday sale went live today. I built my cart ahead of time, and got all excited, only for the biggest discount to be 20% off.
We used to be a proper country.
We used to be a proper country.
This became more funny for me personally when I happened upon peonies at the store tonight and the bulbs are as beautiful as if they were in season.
I’m melting.
I’m melting.
You never know what people are going through. I might look like I’m thinking about what flowers to buy at Trader Joe’s, but I’m really thinking about using someone’s face as a chair until I have convulsions, then have him turn me around and use his hand as a necklace.
Man I miss that necklace.
Man I miss that necklace.
all the girlies walking around, doing laundry and grocery shopping while thinking about getting railed but never get railed.... i see you 🫶🏽
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This became more funny for me personally when I happened upon peonies at the store tonight and the bulbs are as beautiful as if they were in season.
I’m melting.
I’m melting.
You never know what people are going through. I might look like I’m thinking about what flowers to buy at Trader Joe’s, but I’m really thinking about using someone’s face as a chair until I have convulsions, then have him turn me around and use his hand as a necklace.
Man I miss that necklace.
Man I miss that necklace.
all the girlies walking around, doing laundry and grocery shopping while thinking about getting railed but never get railed.... i see you 🫶🏽
November 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
You never know what people are going through. I might look like I’m thinking about what flowers to buy at Trader Joe’s, but I’m really thinking about using someone’s face as a chair until I have convulsions, then have him turn me around and use his hand as a necklace.
Man I miss that necklace.
Man I miss that necklace.