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I dunno 😂

Adding me to your weird list won’t make your cock bigger 😘
Every time I take a picture of Pixie, she looks like she’s about to cry.

This photo is no exception, but it’s got the added bonus of Ella in he background, looking like she tried to “toughen Pixie up” against her will
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I say “fixing” we are now hooked up to a generator cos the problem is deep in the clay pit next door.

Can you die inhaling spent diesel fumes? Or at least get high 🙏🏼
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
What a bloody day 🤯 I’ve had about 15 mins sleep since yesterday cos we had our third power cut of the week last night, and the dogs were going mental at the fellas fixing it all through the night 🙄 finally back on at 0658 in time for my alarm to go off…
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I’m a little bit miffed that when Pixie came to cuddle with me earlier on my bed, she came into season. I don’t have a spare duvet at the minute, either 😬
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Mad isn’t it, how everyone’s all “mental health matters” “reach out if you’re struggling” but when it comes to it, those people never actually listen or seem to care?

No wonder so many are struggling.
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Morning team, which crow are you today? Think I’m probably 6/7
November 21, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Second power cut of the day and still snowed in awayaaaa.

Just remember this when it’s yer dream to move somewhere remote 🙄
November 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
@ohyertiz.bsky.social yay! Hey lovely x
November 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The only good thing about the snow is that I can see whatever mischief Edie thinks she’s going to get into 🐕‍🦺❄️
November 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I’m currently snowed in (irrelevant cos I still don’t have a car) and if you took a peak on the book of face, you’d think we lived in the Bahamas, the way folk are carrying on 🙄
November 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I did some work with Martin a few years ago, and I can honestly say he’s one of the loveliest people ever #imaceleb
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I’ve been without my car for nearly a week after it failed it’s MOT quite spectacularly, and I don’t mind telling you I have raging cabin fever.

Still not on speaking terms with my dad so he won’t giz a lift anywhere, either 🙄
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong

1) feral Labradors
2) typing out my brain farts
3) how much I hate work
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong

1) Cheshire
2) Poshness
3) Bkuesky meets
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong x

1) The Lax Animal
2) Disposable bbqs
3) the devils green minions (I’m not writing that word)
November 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I know it tastes good and what not, but honestly if sourdough isn’t alien life form when raw, then my chickens have teeth ☠️

That shit is weird
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Just laying here working up the courage to take the dogs out in this apocalyptic weather.

Think it’s about time I trained them to use the toilet in the cloakroom 😬
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I can’t cope, today is dragging its arse like a dog with worms.

Where is home time?
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Not Ella doing her own makeup for her audition as Two Face in the next Batman film 🙄
November 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I might be looking at a lengthy stretch stirring porridge, if today doesn’t get better.

The screb that sits behind me has been putting his snot rags in my bin. Except he hasn’t, they’re all over the floor, near the bin.

Fucking goblin behaviour, that 🤮

Alibis greatly appreciated…
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Okay, so Pixie has eaten four mince (that fruity shit) pies.

Staying sober for a possible trip to the vets later 🙄

Arsehole
November 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Inadvertently uncovered where my ex, who caused years of mental distress to me, is finally working. I was happy not knowing where he was tbh.

Knocks me bad that more than one person has verified that that cunt is normal enough to be a policeman.

Well and truly fucked my morning, that
November 3, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Good morning from a very blustery Marske by the Sea! 🌬️

Tempting to stay in the warmth!
November 1, 2025 at 10:22 AM
One of my favourite, long time clients died yesterday. He’d only just turned 52.

Hassled me for years to go work for him.

Feel quite numb tbh
October 31, 2025 at 2:08 PM
It’s weird having a couple hundred followers on here but it’s only the same dozen or so that interact? Why follow if you’re not interested?
October 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I think I’m going to refer to Wednesday henceforth, as Wankersday🤯
October 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Bird flu can fuck off, eh
October 29, 2025 at 8:12 AM