Holy Guacamole!
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Holy Guacamole!
@holeeguacamole.bsky.social
Just here to vent and opine.

I'm no one important -- an angry avocado, that's all.

PLEASE -- THINK CRITICALLY.
I think "Kid Rock makes music for people who..." jokes are going to be the new "You might be a redneck."
February 9, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Trump complaining that "nobody understands what this guy is saying" re Bad Bunny's halftime show is hilarious.

That's exactly what the world leaders at the World Economic Forum in Davos were saying about Trump's speech there.
February 9, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Say their names, too. Let EVERYONE know their names.
1/ BREAKING: Government documents reviewed by ProPublica identify Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa, 43, and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez, 35, as the two who fired their weapons during the deadly encounter with Alex Pretti in Minneapolis.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 2, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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"The population of CBP agents and officers who have been arrested would make it roughly the nation’s fourth largest police department — equal to the size of the entire Philadelphia police."
I testified Friday before Gov. Pritzker's commission studying abuses of ICE and CBP and tried to explain how the agencies went so far off track. It's actually way worse than I ever realized. Please read and share my testimony as Congress considers reform: www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...
Accountability for ICE and CBP
However bad you think the corruption and misconduct at ICE and CBP is — the reality is far far worse.
www.doomsdayscenario.co
February 1, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Has anyone ever heard of somebody who actually worked with Jeffrey Epstein in a business sense, because I sure haven't.

As far as I've seen, everyone connected to Epstein is connected socially (and I use that term loosely).

His business literally WAS sex trafficking.
February 1, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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Opposite vibes but similar head space: bsky.app/profile/oliv...
Prove that you're human song
February 1, 2026 at 1:35 AM
The propaganda machine is alive and well, I see. 🤮
January 31, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Yes, I know they wouldn't comply, but can't DHS be subpoenaed for a list of their agents?

These people need to be outed.
January 26, 2026 at 4:14 PM
@murray.senate.gov Can someone answer this question for me?

If there's a multi-billion dollar slush fund that will keep ICE running whether the Senate passes the funding bill or not, WHY is there any funding for DHS in the bill at all?
January 26, 2026 at 1:42 PM
@duckworth.senate.gov @adamschiff.com @judiciarydems.senate.gov
Can someone answer this question for me?

If there's a multi-billion dollar slush fund that will keep ICE running whether the Senate passes the funding bill or not, WHY is there any funding for DHS in that bill at all??
January 26, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Once again, this guy does a good job of explaining how the MAGA cult behavior works.

www.instagram.com/reel/DTuElKU...
epistemiccrisis on Instagram: "#maga #trump #healthView all 606 comments"
#maga #trump #health
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January 25, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Maybe I'm just paranoid, but I feel like National Guard troops should be stationed at airports.

This is getting very close to the point of perpetrators fleeing the country.

Bondi, Patel, Noem, Bovino, and all the way up to Trump and Vance are teetering perilously close to the edge.
January 25, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Oust them from Minnesota, but send them to prison along with their bosses who enabled this.

I'm feeling a white-hot rage right now.
You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.
January 25, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed.

www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
Detained by ICE, two women became first responders during agent’s seizure
The women say they guided agents through the emergency, later raising concerns about medical protocols, weapons safety and accountability.
www.startribune.com
January 23, 2026 at 11:47 PM
They claim no one in Davos knows who Newsom is, yet Trump brought him up in his speech at the World Economic Forum yesterday.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
California Governor Newsom says White House blocked his Davos event - BBC News
The California governor, whose state has the fourth largest global economy, said the event was cancelled just before it was set to begin.
www.bbc.com
January 22, 2026 at 2:54 PM
You know how Grandpa starts giving away money to fake charities, sends $50K in Walmart gift cards to bail his "grandson" out of jail, and hits the curb a lot when he's driving?

We take away the keys, the access to bank accounts, and save him from himself.

We're at that point in this country.
January 21, 2026 at 10:36 PM
@gtconway.bsky.social

Screw the Goldwater Rule. This guy is spot-on.

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@epistemiccrisis on Instagram: "#maga #trump #health"
24K likes, 519 comments - epistemiccrisis on January 19, 2026: "#maga #trump #health".
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January 20, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Who made the decision to show Trump and his demon spawn in the middle of the national anthem??
January 20, 2026 at 12:44 AM
The country has lost one of its worst MAGA shitheels.

My day is not affected in any way whatsoever.

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/a...
Scott Adams, Audacious Creator of the ‘Dilbert’ Comic Strip, Dies at 68
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I talked to my son last night and he told me about the bottles he's saving for the day we hear Trump's dead.

It brightened my day immensely and gave me something to look forward to.

Today I'm going champagne shopping.
January 12, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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Is there a limit to how many times you can watch ICE falling on ICE?
January 11, 2026 at 3:26 AM
A thought:

Has anyone ever heard of Trump or his family making charitable donations to make anyone's lives better?

Yeah, neither have I.

Seems telling.
January 11, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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That heaviness you feel after events like yesterday is real. We've all accumulated a lot of mental and emotional weight in the first year of Trump's disastrous presidency. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/the-physic...
The physical weight of Trumpism
That heaviness you feel, that drag on your mental health, that drain on your emotional energy and lethargy in the face of world events, like yesterday, is real.
www.doomsdayscenario.co
January 8, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Lots and lots of people will be going to prison for this murder.
NEW: These are ICE agents removing evidence from the shooter's home. They are not DOJ, they are Jonathan Ross's friends and coworkers, not DOJ.

This agent removing Ross's personal computer was reported yesterday Jan 9 for boxing in a volunteer and telling them "I'll dedicate my next arrest to you"
January 10, 2026 at 4:27 AM