Staying up way too late to watch Bowen Yang in his last show was 1000% worth it
December 21, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Staying up way too late to watch Bowen Yang in his last show was 1000% worth it
Taking our kids to NYC tomorrow as part of their Christmas gifts. They've never been on a train or stayed in a hotel or gone to a show (or even been to the movies) lol pray for us
December 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Taking our kids to NYC tomorrow as part of their Christmas gifts. They've never been on a train or stayed in a hotel or gone to a show (or even been to the movies) lol pray for us
Wooooooow only got to see the last 10 mins of this game because of ballet and that was 100% worth it
December 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Wooooooow only got to see the last 10 mins of this game because of ballet and that was 100% worth it
Y'all would be appalled at how many lawyers learned criminal procedure from My Cousin Vinny anyway My Cousin Vinny is on Paramount rn
December 20, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Y'all would be appalled at how many lawyers learned criminal procedure from My Cousin Vinny anyway My Cousin Vinny is on Paramount rn
TJ Maxx I need you to chill the fuck out on these price stickers. They have been plaguing me for YEARS and now you're going to ruin the magic of Santa because clearly his elves wouldn't buy the Milk Makeup Cooling Water Jelly Tint from a Marshall's for 1/3 the price of Sephora
December 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
TJ Maxx I need you to chill the fuck out on these price stickers. They have been plaguing me for YEARS and now you're going to ruin the magic of Santa because clearly his elves wouldn't buy the Milk Makeup Cooling Water Jelly Tint from a Marshall's for 1/3 the price of Sephora
Wow who could've guessed that the Vatican allowing Conor McGregor to get married there would be the thing that sends me over the deep end on Catholicism but here the fuck we are
December 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Wow who could've guessed that the Vatican allowing Conor McGregor to get married there would be the thing that sends me over the deep end on Catholicism but here the fuck we are
This is all the shit i love tho
Bill Marler has worked on foodborne illnesses cases for decades — and he orders his steak cooked gray, never pink.
“I’ve been in too many ICUs. I’ve been to too many funerals,” Marler said. “I know too much.” https://wapo.st/48Rw01P
“I’ve been in too many ICUs. I’ve been to too many funerals,” Marler said. “I know too much.” https://wapo.st/48Rw01P
December 16, 2025 at 5:07 AM
This is all the shit i love tho
God bless school staff working the dropoff lines today 🥶🥶🥶
December 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
God bless school staff working the dropoff lines today 🥶🥶🥶
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URGENT: I need a Minneapolis immigration attorney for a client in the hospital and likely detained by ICE. If anyone here has contacts with someone, or better yet practices in this area, please reach out to me via DM.
December 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
URGENT: I need a Minneapolis immigration attorney for a client in the hospital and likely detained by ICE. If anyone here has contacts with someone, or better yet practices in this area, please reach out to me via DM.
*THIS* is why Costner torpedoed the final season of Yellowstone?!?!
December 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
*THIS* is why Costner torpedoed the final season of Yellowstone?!?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
a group of south park characters are sitting around a table and one of them says " oh the tears of unfathomable sadness
ALT: a group of south park characters are sitting around a table and one of them says " oh the tears of unfathomable sadness
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Big day for the worst white people you know from one session of summer camp when you were 11 and/or second degree LinkedIn connections
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Big day for the worst white people you know from one session of summer camp when you were 11 and/or second degree LinkedIn connections
He was fucking out of bounds so badly, oh my god
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
He was fucking out of bounds so badly, oh my god
Oh my god the fix is in
December 7, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Oh my god the fix is in
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if i was an indiana fan i would snort 60 tons of cocaine and swordfight a cop probably
December 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
if i was an indiana fan i would snort 60 tons of cocaine and swordfight a cop probably
Four verts fucked the prom queen, Ohio State
December 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Four verts fucked the prom queen, Ohio State
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Usually when 11 Duke students get together it's called Conspiracy to Commit Securities Fraud
September 5, 2023 at 3:04 AM
Usually when 11 Duke students get together it's called Conspiracy to Commit Securities Fraud
I'm not really watching the ACC championship because I am not a masochist but I just caught a glimpse of the stadium and WOOF it's hilariously empty
December 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I'm not really watching the ACC championship because I am not a masochist but I just caught a glimpse of the stadium and WOOF it's hilariously empty
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Me: Hey I'm already scheduled to be off work tomorrow so don't worry about me driving in the tiniest amount of snow
MamaESQ: Ok good
Me: Especially with my bald ass tires
MamaESQ: Your father was just talking about that
Me: Also I'm 40
MamaESQ: Thanks for reminding me?
MamaESQ: Ok good
Me: Especially with my bald ass tires
MamaESQ: Your father was just talking about that
Me: Also I'm 40
MamaESQ: Thanks for reminding me?
December 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Me: Hey I'm already scheduled to be off work tomorrow so don't worry about me driving in the tiniest amount of snow
MamaESQ: Ok good
Me: Especially with my bald ass tires
MamaESQ: Your father was just talking about that
Me: Also I'm 40
MamaESQ: Thanks for reminding me?
MamaESQ: Ok good
Me: Especially with my bald ass tires
MamaESQ: Your father was just talking about that
Me: Also I'm 40
MamaESQ: Thanks for reminding me?
2 hour delay for maybe 1 inch of snow. I hate it.
December 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
2 hour delay for maybe 1 inch of snow. I hate it.
Absolutely huge parenting win when you go to wash something the kid needs for school tomorrow and you find one already clean in the dryer. I feel fucking invincible right now.
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Absolutely huge parenting win when you go to wash something the kid needs for school tomorrow and you find one already clean in the dryer. I feel fucking invincible right now.
MRESQ is traveling so of course BabyESQ just asked me if Santa is real
December 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
MRESQ is traveling so of course BabyESQ just asked me if Santa is real
THANK YOU BABY JESUS NOW CLEAN THE WHOLE FUCKING HOUSE
YOU DIDN'T CLEAN IT IF YOU DIDN'T BLEACH IT
YOU DIDN'T CLEAN IT IF YOU DIDN'T BLEACH IT
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
THANK YOU BABY JESUS NOW CLEAN THE WHOLE FUCKING HOUSE
YOU DIDN'T CLEAN IT IF YOU DIDN'T BLEACH IT
YOU DIDN'T CLEAN IT IF YOU DIDN'T BLEACH IT
HOW DO YOU NOT CALL THAT HOLD?!?! Am I insane?!?! I cursed in front of my children
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
HOW DO YOU NOT CALL THAT HOLD?!?! Am I insane?!?! I cursed in front of my children