Hoeyboey
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My friends made a custom ☝️🤓 emoji for me because of my Dork Levels.
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Tried to buy some gloves on Etsy thinking "Oh yeah someone's bound to be selling them"
Every listing: WARM COZY MAGICAL WARMING GLOVES HAND-KNITTED ON THE PENNINES BY A SUITE OF LEPRECHAUNS
Every listing: WARM COZY MAGICAL WARMING GLOVES HAND-KNITTED ON THE PENNINES BY A SUITE OF LEPRECHAUNS
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Tried to buy some gloves on Etsy thinking "Oh yeah someone's bound to be selling them"
Every listing: WARM COZY MAGICAL WARMING GLOVES HAND-KNITTED ON THE PENNINES BY A SUITE OF LEPRECHAUNS
Every listing: WARM COZY MAGICAL WARMING GLOVES HAND-KNITTED ON THE PENNINES BY A SUITE OF LEPRECHAUNS
Watched a streamer playing Transistor for the first time the other day and like, yeah, Hades 2 is really good, but, like, I do miss this era of Supergiant www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9O2...
Transistor Original Soundtrack - We All Become
YouTube video by Supergiant Games
www.youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Watched a streamer playing Transistor for the first time the other day and like, yeah, Hades 2 is really good, but, like, I do miss this era of Supergiant www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9O2...
You ever think about how in 1998 they introduced a trans character to the longest-running BBC soap opera about working class northerners, subsequently resulting in trans people getting legal recognition and protection, and in 2025 I can’t piss in McDonald’s
November 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
You ever think about how in 1998 they introduced a trans character to the longest-running BBC soap opera about working class northerners, subsequently resulting in trans people getting legal recognition and protection, and in 2025 I can’t piss in McDonald’s
I just think that being ill means everyone should be nice to me is all (the people being not nice are the cats)
November 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I just think that being ill means everyone should be nice to me is all (the people being not nice are the cats)
Oh no Metroid Other M on the feed again I will not post I will not post I will not post
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Oh no Metroid Other M on the feed again I will not post I will not post I will not post
I really do not talk about work stuff here for very good reasons but, if you have been hearing whispers of what's going on with Ruby, this is a very good article about What Has Happened To That Guy okayfail.com/2025/in-prai...
In Praise of dhh
A reflection on Ruby's past, present, and future.
okayfail.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I really do not talk about work stuff here for very good reasons but, if you have been hearing whispers of what's going on with Ruby, this is a very good article about What Has Happened To That Guy okayfail.com/2025/in-prai...
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September 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Why is a funeral service liking all my Instagram thirst traps
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Why is a funeral service liking all my Instagram thirst traps
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS COUNTRY
November 9, 2025 at 12:33 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS COUNTRY
WHAT A FUCKING FILM MAN.
November 5, 2025 at 9:38 AM
WHAT A FUCKING FILM MAN.
Cannot describe how much more anti-ChatGPT I have become since finding out it ‘talks’ like a fucking 22 year old simultaneously trying to armchair diagnose you with a developmental disorder and fuck you
November 3, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Cannot describe how much more anti-ChatGPT I have become since finding out it ‘talks’ like a fucking 22 year old simultaneously trying to armchair diagnose you with a developmental disorder and fuck you
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I did my starter from ZA, Jawnathon :3
November 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I did my starter from ZA, Jawnathon :3
Date night activity: gf teaching me lino printing techniques :3
November 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Date night activity: gf teaching me lino printing techniques :3
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Alan Wake 2
November 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Alan Wake 2
What a fucking film man
a silhouette of a person standing in front of a full moon in a dark room
Alt: A shot from Vampire Hunter D. D, a vampire hunter in a large hat and huge cloak, is on his horse, a silhouette in front of a full moon. The horse rises up on its hind legs, while the cloak flares like bat wings.
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
What a fucking film man
Me: Okay I've had my fun with 2XKO, I'd like to go back to Strive for a while!
Every fucking Strive player's connection:
Every fucking Strive player's connection:
![A screenshot of a menu within strive that says
"Enter match with this player?
Opponent connection quality
[Wifi Indicator] 157ms"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bnbb52xhrgtteh5w5zp7vp5f/bafkreig4e42udnnbgbl2pvodcrqvkbt2h6kpichz2s7m65hnrcq74fqkqy@jpeg)
October 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Me: Okay I've had my fun with 2XKO, I'd like to go back to Strive for a while!
Every fucking Strive player's connection:
Every fucking Strive player's connection:
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I worked on the Torment Nexus for five years. Here’s why the project has lost its way. | New York Times (Gift Link)
October 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I worked on the Torment Nexus for five years. Here’s why the project has lost its way. | New York Times (Gift Link)
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Yes, the Grink *was* there. He was there for *me*, Bryan, in ways you haven’t been. And, you know, it’s just so fucking *you* to keep bringing him up like it’s some kind of gotcha. This was never about me or my mistakes, it’s about your insecurity and I’m sick of it. At least the Grink was *there*
October 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Yes, the Grink *was* there. He was there for *me*, Bryan, in ways you haven’t been. And, you know, it’s just so fucking *you* to keep bringing him up like it’s some kind of gotcha. This was never about me or my mistakes, it’s about your insecurity and I’m sick of it. At least the Grink was *there*
Like I can make a menu that functions but...I have no idea what the boilerplate is, and googling anything from the official tutorial is a nightmare because you end up with entirely conflicting results from different versions of it??
Does anyone have any recommendations for Godot tutorials? I wanna learn how to use it but my GOD as someone who has never been a game dev I do not understand what is happening
October 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Like I can make a menu that functions but...I have no idea what the boilerplate is, and googling anything from the official tutorial is a nightmare because you end up with entirely conflicting results from different versions of it??
Does anyone have any recommendations for Godot tutorials? I wanna learn how to use it but my GOD as someone who has never been a game dev I do not understand what is happening
October 24, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Does anyone have any recommendations for Godot tutorials? I wanna learn how to use it but my GOD as someone who has never been a game dev I do not understand what is happening
Completely absurd that if you try to find out actual medical advice for how long to isolate with COVID, FIVE YEARS ON, the advice given by our national health service is ‘uhhh idk just don’t go a care home’
October 23, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Completely absurd that if you try to find out actual medical advice for how long to isolate with COVID, FIVE YEARS ON, the advice given by our national health service is ‘uhhh idk just don’t go a care home’
I’m so not okay man
Spent a full week having 2-3 90 minute naps a day and unable to focus but I am now capable of staying upright
October 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I’m so not okay man
Aight cool I've beaten the game
October 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Aight cool I've beaten the game
Spent a full week having 2-3 90 minute naps a day and unable to focus but I am now capable of staying upright
October 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Spent a full week having 2-3 90 minute naps a day and unable to focus but I am now capable of staying upright
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