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Hoeyboey
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My friends made a custom ☝️🤓 emoji for me because of my Dork Levels.

29.
I just want some gloves from a nice person please I don't want to scour through these to work out which isn't some factory bought shite
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I do get it, and I do think Hades 2 is like, an improvement in pretty much every way over the first, but yeah, it doesn’t have the some wonder about it as that era.
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
"No you don't you were just a teenager" SHUT UP
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Nah me neither.
November 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The cats and Battler Ushiromiya
November 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
When she’s got that rigor mortis posture and internal decay bloat 💅
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
What is this omen
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Gifsoup sounding like me every weekend at this point
November 11, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Notably untrustworthy "calculator" here lads.
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
How the fuck does a chatbot help. On what PLANET. HOW.
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
ABSURD that they're removing class locks on glams but not gender locks
November 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Protecting me from the harsh realities of an interactive fiction story about The Sims
November 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
There’s no greater self-report than an AI-written PR. Like openly admitting you think your own job is worthless
November 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
DEATH.
November 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Every fucking time there was one of these “That’s not just good - it’s great” in that YouTube video that did the rounds man. I used more mature positive reinforcement when teaching the cat to piss in the toilet.
November 3, 2025 at 12:24 PM