Nik Patrick
@hitpausebutton.bsky.social
Writer-guy. Speller-attempter. Spell-casting tempter. Wielder of the South Paw Powerglove.
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Initially, I feared the psychic damage the visualization of Trump sucking off Clinton would do to me. However, the memes have been hilarious, and honestly, there was little sanity left to damage.
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This is my favorite thing. #trump #billclinton #politicalsatire #comedy #saxophone
TikTok video by Maggie Reed
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November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Initially, I feared the psychic damage the visualization of Trump sucking off Clinton would do to me. However, the memes have been hilarious, and honestly, there was little sanity left to damage.
www.tiktok.com/@mermaidmama...
www.tiktok.com/@mermaidmama...
We're about to see Mickey Mouse's penis, and it's going to be a singing goldfish.
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Disney+ Will Soon Feature AI-Generated User Content - IGN
Disney boss Bob Iger has said the company's streaming service will soon allow subscribers to create and view AI-generated content.
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November 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
We're about to see Mickey Mouse's penis, and it's going to be a singing goldfish.
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Before there was a Fall Out TV series, there was Pam.
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The Return of Pam | Monster Factory
YouTube video by The McElroy Family
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November 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Before there was a Fall Out TV series, there was Pam.
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I just can't believe they made a reboot.
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’
WASHINGTON—Dismissing the swashbuckling sci-fi romp as “a total hoax” amid growing scrutiny over his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, President Donald Trump made remarks Tuesday denying that he had ...
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November 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I just can't believe they made a reboot.
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Wicked (2024)
November 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Wicked (2024)
“All my haters become elevators, carrying me to the penthouse of my success.”
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
“All my haters become elevators, carrying me to the penthouse of my success.”
"All my haters turn into alligators, death-rolling through the swamp of my success.”
November 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
"All my haters turn into alligators, death-rolling through the swamp of my success.”
Matt Walsh does not understand things.
November 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Matt Walsh does not understand things.
This fine Baroque painting is titled "The Empathy of Saint Trump."
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This fine Baroque painting is titled "The Empathy of Saint Trump."
🎶Cuomo get no pussy! Cuomo get no pussy!🎶
This video is 4 years old and yet evergreen.
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This video is 4 years old and yet evergreen.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF75...
Bye Bye Cuomo - Sidetalk
YouTube video by Sidetalk
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November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
🎶Cuomo get no pussy! Cuomo get no pussy!🎶
This video is 4 years old and yet evergreen.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF75...
This video is 4 years old and yet evergreen.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF75...
youtu.be/Psj1l6JHmPA?...
1. The way the Phantom laughs after murdering Beef is the purest moment in cinematic history.
2. The lyrics "bored stiff and I want me a woman now," are an expert-level triple entendre.
1. The way the Phantom laughs after murdering Beef is the purest moment in cinematic history.
2. The lyrics "bored stiff and I want me a woman now," are an expert-level triple entendre.
Phantom Of The Paradise (1974) - Clip: Life At Last (HD)
YouTube video by ScreamFactoryTV
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November 4, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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1. The way the Phantom laughs after murdering Beef is the purest moment in cinematic history.
2. The lyrics "bored stiff and I want me a woman now," are an expert-level triple entendre.
1. The way the Phantom laughs after murdering Beef is the purest moment in cinematic history.
2. The lyrics "bored stiff and I want me a woman now," are an expert-level triple entendre.
My only reactionary position is that we need to go back to calling dust bunnies slut's wool.
November 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
My only reactionary position is that we need to go back to calling dust bunnies slut's wool.
Medieval Times are scary. #horror #Halloween
October 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Medieval Times are scary. #horror #Halloween
"Stop listening to rap music and this degenerate hip hop stuff and go back to the music that built our civilization." -Charlie Kirk in public
"Yaaaaas Queen I love hip hop!" -Charlie Kirk in private
"Yaaaaas Queen I love hip hop!" -Charlie Kirk in private
October 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
"Stop listening to rap music and this degenerate hip hop stuff and go back to the music that built our civilization." -Charlie Kirk in public
"Yaaaaas Queen I love hip hop!" -Charlie Kirk in private
"Yaaaaas Queen I love hip hop!" -Charlie Kirk in private
THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!
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Could a newly identified wreck lead to lost pirate treasure? – DW – 07/20/2025
Archaeologists believe that they have found the 300-year-old wreck of the last ship captured by a notorious pirate known as La Buse. But the whereabouts of its treasures remain a mystery.
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October 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!
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I’m sat
I can’t believe it’s here!!! @fangoria.bsky.social Chainsaw Awards are happening TONIGHT! Handy how to watch guide linked if ya need it. Show us your ballots with #chainsawawards !
And show me your fits, your themed snacks, and all the celebrations!
And show me your fits, your themed snacks, and all the celebrations!
October 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’m sat
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Today is a holiday.
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Yoko Shimomura is a God (Super Mario RPG)
YouTube video by Cloudie McDoom
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October 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Today is a holiday.
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Will Buffy be able to skate uphill?
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Blade VS Buffy (Marvel VS Buffy the Vampire Slayer) | DEATH BATTLE!
YouTube video by DEATH BATTLE!
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October 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Will Buffy be able to skate uphill?
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