Nik Patrick
@hitpausebutton.bsky.social
Writer-guy. Speller-attempter. Spell-casting tempter. Wielder of the South Paw Powerglove.
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Matt Walsh does not understand things.
November 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Matt Walsh does not understand things.
This fine Baroque painting is titled "The Empathy of Saint Trump."
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This fine Baroque painting is titled "The Empathy of Saint Trump."
My only reactionary position is that we need to go back to calling dust bunnies slut's wool.
November 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
My only reactionary position is that we need to go back to calling dust bunnies slut's wool.
Medieval Times are scary. #horror #Halloween
October 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Medieval Times are scary. #horror #Halloween
"Stop listening to rap music and this degenerate hip hop stuff and go back to the music that built our civilization." -Charlie Kirk in public
"Yaaaaas Queen I love hip hop!" -Charlie Kirk in private
"Yaaaaas Queen I love hip hop!" -Charlie Kirk in private
October 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
"Stop listening to rap music and this degenerate hip hop stuff and go back to the music that built our civilization." -Charlie Kirk in public
"Yaaaaas Queen I love hip hop!" -Charlie Kirk in private
"Yaaaaas Queen I love hip hop!" -Charlie Kirk in private
I believe in Dead Internet Theory.
September 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I believe in Dead Internet Theory.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em!
September 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em!
“I’d rather be a pig than a fascist.” - Porco Rosso
September 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
“I’d rather be a pig than a fascist.” - Porco Rosso
"FBI director Kash Patel was called cringe and a dork..."
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September 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
"FBI director Kash Patel was called cringe and a dork..."
Read more at:
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September is when #Halloween begins. Let's get spooky now!
#WritingCommunity #AmReading #Horror #vampires #BookSky #BlueskyBooks
September is when #Halloween begins. Let's get spooky now!
#WritingCommunity #AmReading #Horror #vampires #BookSky #BlueskyBooks
September 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
books2read.com/u/4ErNnO
September is when #Halloween begins. Let's get spooky now!
#WritingCommunity #AmReading #Horror #vampires #BookSky #BlueskyBooks
September is when #Halloween begins. Let's get spooky now!
#WritingCommunity #AmReading #Horror #vampires #BookSky #BlueskyBooks
My #screenplay Slasher U won Best Screenplay at Penned in Blood! #horror #horrorfilms #horrormovies #screenwriting
August 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
My #screenplay Slasher U won Best Screenplay at Penned in Blood! #horror #horrorfilms #horrormovies #screenwriting
This genre needs a name. How about Gutter-Cosmic?
August 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This genre needs a name. How about Gutter-Cosmic?
Coca-Cola is paying the GDP of Uganda to reimagine their logo. After staying up for 72-hrs I formulated this stripped down, simple design. This will look amazing on a can.
August 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Coca-Cola is paying the GDP of Uganda to reimagine their logo. After staying up for 72-hrs I formulated this stripped down, simple design. This will look amazing on a can.
Harry Du Bois would have defeated Light Yagami...while high.
August 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Harry Du Bois would have defeated Light Yagami...while high.
Normalize trees wearing clothes.
August 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Normalize trees wearing clothes.
Same character. Even down to calling their foes monkeys/apes.
July 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Same character. Even down to calling their foes monkeys/apes.
"Video games have come a long way since Pac-Man."
July 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
"Video games have come a long way since Pac-Man."
Final scene of Mad Men.
July 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Final scene of Mad Men.
