Historyman
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Historyman
@histryman.bsky.social
👀 conflict in all forms, 👍 intel/sec memes
Aggressively moderate
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ok folks let's agree to some bluesky refugee ground rules

- ❌ pity parties
- ❌ no screenshots of stupid posts you saw on X
- ✔️ mock anyone resembling a crypto-bro
- ✔️ be smart, be funny or don't post
If trump wants to really make china mad he'll start trying to buy Baja
December 24, 2024 at 1:10 AM
how fucking embarrassing to be forced out of a country but your ride breaks down in the middle of the mediterranean
December 24, 2024 at 12:41 AM
If you really want secession back on the menu, add Canada to the United States.

Texas ain't got nothin' on Quebec
December 10, 2024 at 9:21 PM
The best outcome now that they've caught the guy is for this all to become a Shinzo Abe/UC moment, where American society-at-large finally snaps out of its indifference to healthcare/insurance and has a real discussion about profiteering on peoples' pain and death
December 10, 2024 at 9:11 PM
maybe Luigi will finally get the healthcare he needs in prison

oh wait
December 9, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Funny how the other reindeer bullied Rudolph until Santa found a use for his red nose
December 9, 2024 at 5:03 PM
I can't wait until all these influencer Cabinet picks start hawking branded merch

- Kash Patel Official FBI Sunglasses
- Hegseth's Own® Urban Camo Plate Carrier
December 4, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Do everyone else's glasses always smudge or do I just have super greasy fingers
November 25, 2024 at 2:33 AM
me - an old white guy - after kendrick lamar put out something new
a bald man with a beard and glasses is wearing headphones and listening to music .
ALT: a bald man with a beard and glasses is wearing headphones and listening to music .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Journalists should get paid, but news should be free. The quandary of our times.
Offered without comment.
November 22, 2024 at 4:58 PM
This fact is core to my emerging stance that the important fight isn't between Democrats or Republicans, it's between honest governance and corrupted exploitation
Conspiracy theories are not exclusive to a political ideology. Everyone, regardless of background, can be influenced by them.

Those who associate conspiratorial belief with a specific political ideology or party are either very partisan or not well-informed about the history of conspiracy theories.
November 15, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Reposted by Historyman
The idea that a nerd like Tony Fauci is a super-villain who went into science to murder millions with vaccines, while sociopathic Silicon Valley crypto and AI billionaires are noble benefactors to human civilization is just...I'm sorry...it's nuts that people can hold these two beliefs.
November 15, 2024 at 7:08 AM
Make Government Boring Again
November 15, 2024 at 3:37 PM
We need a U.S. Department of Movies with Gregg Turkington @vfa-expert.bsky.social appointed as permanent director
November 14, 2024 at 8:57 PM
is this real?
Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:45 PM
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November 14, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Reposted by Historyman
ok folks let's agree to some bluesky refugee ground rules

- ❌ pity parties
- ❌ no screenshots of stupid posts you saw on X
- ✔️ mock anyone resembling a crypto-bro
- ✔️ be smart, be funny or don't post
November 12, 2024 at 11:56 PM
20 years ago, the most popular online game would be "Moo Bang" where it's just a flash player and sound effects while you fire a shotgun at a 2-d cutout of a pigmy hippo
as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain
November 14, 2024 at 12:29 PM
legislatures are notorious for ignoring the world around them so they can conduct their business

I know of chambers where they literally covered clocks to avoid acknowledging deadlines. All it takes to ignore the president is send home whatever clerk is responsible for transmitting messages
“buh when did trump ever follow the rules”

it’s not about following the rules, dipshits, it’s about whether the words carry any legal authority. there is no button he can press to make congress adjourn. congress would have to choose to do it. and that is a distinction that matters.
sorry but article ii section 3 does not say that the president can force congress to adjourn *when it does not want to* and spreading that message is doing trump’s work for him
November 13, 2024 at 10:45 PM
What do you think will be the target of Trump's first military action?

- Houthis
- Mexican cartels
November 13, 2024 at 10:39 PM
seems like a nice day to shut off the lights and smoke some pot
November 13, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Reposted by Historyman
A lot of Silicon Valley VCs honestly seem to think that crypto failed as a useful technology because of the Biden administration. I am having second hand embarrassment.
November 13, 2024 at 3:51 AM
ok folks let's agree to some bluesky refugee ground rules

- ❌ pity parties
- ❌ no screenshots of stupid posts you saw on X
- ✔️ mock anyone resembling a crypto-bro
- ✔️ be smart, be funny or don't post
November 12, 2024 at 11:56 PM
The cool thing about democracy is that is punishes liars

The bad thing about democracy is it also promotes them

We need a political party whose entire platform is the ethical administration of government regardless of how unpopular honesty has become
November 12, 2024 at 10:18 PM