Michael Patrick Sullivan
@hisredrighthand.bsky.social
Los Angeles. Rod Serling Award-winning writer of TV, short films, comics, pulp and fraudulent prescriptions. redrighthand.net
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They celebrate their power by demolishing the White House and opening fire on the United States.
Literally.
Literally.
October 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
They celebrate their power by demolishing the White House and opening fire on the United States.
Literally.
Literally.
Reply with an image you can hear
October 16, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Reply with an image you can hear
I am the kwisatz haderach.
To shut down rude behavior instantly, try a simple yet powerful five-word response.
Use this 5-word phrase when someone is rude to you—it's like 'holding up a mirror,' says public speaking expert
When we encounter a rude person, our first instinct might be to fire back with a snarky comment. But that's not the right move, says public speaking expert John Bowe. Here's the perfect response to instantly shut down rude behavior.
cnb.cx
October 6, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I am the kwisatz haderach.
I hereby designate ennui a terrorist organization.
a cat is sleeping on a park bench with its eyes closed
ALT: a cat is sleeping on a park bench with its eyes closed
media.tenor.com
September 23, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I hereby designate ennui a terrorist organization.
There are certainly better Robert Redford films, but this is the one I’ve watched dozens of times. And will again tonight. RIP
September 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
There are certainly better Robert Redford films, but this is the one I’ve watched dozens of times. And will again tonight. RIP
My concern is that collapse of human civilization will never get any faster.
a shirtless man with a beard is laying down with his eyes closed
ALT: a shirtless man with a beard is laying down with his eyes closed
media.tenor.com
September 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
My concern is that collapse of human civilization will never get any faster.
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
He helps me with rage and anger issues.
He helps me with rage and anger issues.
August 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
He helps me with rage and anger issues.
He helps me with rage and anger issues.
Make Stupid Shameful Again
a man wearing a wig and sunglasses with the words i 'm kinda stupid above him
ALT: a man wearing a wig and sunglasses with the words i 'm kinda stupid above him
media.tenor.com
July 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Make Stupid Shameful Again
Post your favorite Doctor Who, wrong answers only.
July 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Post your favorite Doctor Who, wrong answers only.
To Democratic candidates: please TAKE THE MONEY, but remember that you do not work for him nor does he own you. I believe the technical term is “AND RUN”
June 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
To Democratic candidates: please TAKE THE MONEY, but remember that you do not work for him nor does he own you. I believe the technical term is “AND RUN”
Yes. Yes it is.
is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,
June 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Yes. Yes it is.
A bit more seriously this time - no order
Starmans Jack and Ted
Adam Strange
Batman
Green Lantern (Hal)
The Shade
Green Lantern (Alan)
Alfred (yes, Alfred)
Sandman (Wesley Dodds)
Black Canary
Starmans Jack and Ted
Adam Strange
Batman
Green Lantern (Hal)
The Shade
Green Lantern (Alan)
Alfred (yes, Alfred)
Sandman (Wesley Dodds)
Black Canary
Name your top 10 DC heroes
1. Starman (Jack Knight)
2. Starman (Ted Knight)
3. Starman (Bruce Wayne) tied with
3. Starman (David Knight)
5. Starman (Mikaal Tomas)
6. Starman (Thom Kallor)
7. Starman (Farris Knight)
8. Starman (Charles McNider)
9. Starman (Gavyn)
10. The Shade
1. Starman (Jack Knight)
2. Starman (Ted Knight)
3. Starman (Bruce Wayne) tied with
3. Starman (David Knight)
5. Starman (Mikaal Tomas)
6. Starman (Thom Kallor)
7. Starman (Farris Knight)
8. Starman (Charles McNider)
9. Starman (Gavyn)
10. The Shade
Name your top 10 DC heroes
1. Swamp Thing (Moore & co. run)
2. Etrigan (Moore and Wagner's takes)
3. Barry Allen Flash (crisis on inf. Earth's only)
4. Batman (mostly year 1)
5. Superman
6. John Constantine
7. Deadman
8. The Question (O'Neil and Cowan)
9. Robotman
10. Lobo
1. Swamp Thing (Moore & co. run)
2. Etrigan (Moore and Wagner's takes)
3. Barry Allen Flash (crisis on inf. Earth's only)
4. Batman (mostly year 1)
5. Superman
6. John Constantine
7. Deadman
8. The Question (O'Neil and Cowan)
9. Robotman
10. Lobo
June 28, 2025 at 4:33 AM
A bit more seriously this time - no order
Starmans Jack and Ted
Adam Strange
Batman
Green Lantern (Hal)
The Shade
Green Lantern (Alan)
Alfred (yes, Alfred)
Sandman (Wesley Dodds)
Black Canary
Starmans Jack and Ted
Adam Strange
Batman
Green Lantern (Hal)
The Shade
Green Lantern (Alan)
Alfred (yes, Alfred)
Sandman (Wesley Dodds)
Black Canary
Name your top 10 DC heroes
1. Starman (Jack Knight)
2. Starman (Ted Knight)
3. Starman (Bruce Wayne) tied with
3. Starman (David Knight)
5. Starman (Mikaal Tomas)
6. Starman (Thom Kallor)
7. Starman (Farris Knight)
8. Starman (Charles McNider)
9. Starman (Gavyn)
10. The Shade
1. Starman (Jack Knight)
2. Starman (Ted Knight)
3. Starman (Bruce Wayne) tied with
3. Starman (David Knight)
5. Starman (Mikaal Tomas)
6. Starman (Thom Kallor)
7. Starman (Farris Knight)
8. Starman (Charles McNider)
9. Starman (Gavyn)
10. The Shade
Name your top 10 DC heroes
1. Swamp Thing (Moore & co. run)
2. Etrigan (Moore and Wagner's takes)
3. Barry Allen Flash (crisis on inf. Earth's only)
4. Batman (mostly year 1)
5. Superman
6. John Constantine
7. Deadman
8. The Question (O'Neil and Cowan)
9. Robotman
10. Lobo
1. Swamp Thing (Moore & co. run)
2. Etrigan (Moore and Wagner's takes)
3. Barry Allen Flash (crisis on inf. Earth's only)
4. Batman (mostly year 1)
5. Superman
6. John Constantine
7. Deadman
8. The Question (O'Neil and Cowan)
9. Robotman
10. Lobo
June 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Name your top 10 DC heroes
1. Starman (Jack Knight)
2. Starman (Ted Knight)
3. Starman (Bruce Wayne) tied with
3. Starman (David Knight)
5. Starman (Mikaal Tomas)
6. Starman (Thom Kallor)
7. Starman (Farris Knight)
8. Starman (Charles McNider)
9. Starman (Gavyn)
10. The Shade
1. Starman (Jack Knight)
2. Starman (Ted Knight)
3. Starman (Bruce Wayne) tied with
3. Starman (David Knight)
5. Starman (Mikaal Tomas)
6. Starman (Thom Kallor)
7. Starman (Farris Knight)
8. Starman (Charles McNider)
9. Starman (Gavyn)
10. The Shade
Indeed, a generation that can neither bullshit nor detect when they’re being bullshat.
This sounds like a bit but I’m being serious: kids using chat gpt for their homework are denying themselves the invaluable experience of learning how to bullshit their way through a problem. You drink some caffeine the night before and figure it the fuck out. That’s a skill. You need it in life.
June 19, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Indeed, a generation that can neither bullshit nor detect when they’re being bullshat.
Probably turning evil.
You wake up as Batman, what's the first thing you’re doing?
June 19, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Probably turning evil.
It's Pride Month! Quote with a queer character. 🏳️🌈
June 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
It's Pride Month! Quote with a queer character. 🏳️🌈
One is a fluke. Two is a coincidence. Three is a pattern. MAGA is a terror organization.
June 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
One is a fluke. Two is a coincidence. Three is a pattern. MAGA is a terror organization.
I expect the president to classify them as a terror group and rendition them without due process shortly.
What? No?
What? No?
So multiple acts of terror today. MN VA TX
All in the name of MAGA.
All in the name of MAGA.
a man with a beard is making a funny face and the word noted is next to him
ALT: a man with a beard is making a funny face and the word noted is next to him
media.tenor.com
June 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I expect the president to classify them as a terror group and rendition them without due process shortly.
What? No?
What? No?
So multiple acts of terror today. MN VA TX
All in the name of MAGA.
All in the name of MAGA.
a man with a beard is making a funny face and the word noted is next to him
ALT: a man with a beard is making a funny face and the word noted is next to him
media.tenor.com
June 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
So multiple acts of terror today. MN VA TX
All in the name of MAGA.
All in the name of MAGA.
Changing legal status just to arrest
violence at the hands of military that the resident population doesn’t want to be there.
Arrest of a sitting senator for political theatre.
Coerced news media supporting only govt narrative
Andor? Los Angeles.
Gilroy showed us what to expect. He nailed it.
violence at the hands of military that the resident population doesn’t want to be there.
Arrest of a sitting senator for political theatre.
Coerced news media supporting only govt narrative
Andor? Los Angeles.
Gilroy showed us what to expect. He nailed it.
a man says you 're ready to fight in a disney + ad
ALT: a man says you 're ready to fight in a disney + ad
media.tenor.com
June 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Changing legal status just to arrest
violence at the hands of military that the resident population doesn’t want to be there.
Arrest of a sitting senator for political theatre.
Coerced news media supporting only govt narrative
Andor? Los Angeles.
Gilroy showed us what to expect. He nailed it.
violence at the hands of military that the resident population doesn’t want to be there.
Arrest of a sitting senator for political theatre.
Coerced news media supporting only govt narrative
Andor? Los Angeles.
Gilroy showed us what to expect. He nailed it.
The problem with American thinking. The blind acceptance of premises. 7k comments arguing if it can do it or not, none pointing out that gas pumps typically run at 10 or less a minute. Not 15.
June 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The problem with American thinking. The blind acceptance of premises. 7k comments arguing if it can do it or not, none pointing out that gas pumps typically run at 10 or less a minute. Not 15.
To paraphrase: Even if you exercise your first amendment right in full accordance with the law, at best we’ll beat you, but we may open fire on you. For doing nothing wrong by any definition.
Trump says anybody who protests the military parade on Sunday will be met with “very heavy force”
June 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
To paraphrase: Even if you exercise your first amendment right in full accordance with the law, at best we’ll beat you, but we may open fire on you. For doing nothing wrong by any definition.
Reposted by Michael Patrick Sullivan
LAPD when they think no one’s looking
June 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
LAPD when they think no one’s looking
It’s always the cops that fire first.
LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
June 9, 2025 at 6:10 AM
It’s always the cops that fire first.
Reposted by Michael Patrick Sullivan
As they did to Portland, now to LA.
I suspect LA, being larger, louder, and more media savvy will have something to say about this.
I suspect LA, being larger, louder, and more media savvy will have something to say about this.
June 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
As they did to Portland, now to LA.
I suspect LA, being larger, louder, and more media savvy will have something to say about this.
I suspect LA, being larger, louder, and more media savvy will have something to say about this.