Andrea
@hiphippie.bsky.social
Many companies have attempted to use my voice for something.
They have all underestimated my awkward weirdness and have scrapped the project.
They have all underestimated my awkward weirdness and have scrapped the project.
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Many companies have attempted to use my voice for something.
They have all underestimated my awkward weirdness and have scrapped the project.
They have all underestimated my awkward weirdness and have scrapped the project.
My latest cookie recipe essentially shoves the frosting INSIDE the cookie. I should not know this is an option. I’ve eaten sooo many cookies.
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
My latest cookie recipe essentially shoves the frosting INSIDE the cookie. I should not know this is an option. I’ve eaten sooo many cookies.
I love when boys think Sephora buys are super fun and it’s like, nah brah I just spent 300$ on boring ass regular maintenance shit like lotion. LOTION.
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I love when boys think Sephora buys are super fun and it’s like, nah brah I just spent 300$ on boring ass regular maintenance shit like lotion. LOTION.
NGL one of the things I love about Seattle is our grocery store sushi.
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
NGL one of the things I love about Seattle is our grocery store sushi.
My new favorite restaurant downtown is H Mart.
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
My new favorite restaurant downtown is H Mart.
I love a challenge which is great bc I have to put together a professional, investor appropriate work wardrobe but I absolutely cannot wear anything but very sturdy sneakers.
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I love a challenge which is great bc I have to put together a professional, investor appropriate work wardrobe but I absolutely cannot wear anything but very sturdy sneakers.
IM CELEBRATING GET OFF MY DICK
November 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
IM CELEBRATING GET OFF MY DICK
I don’t recommend building up your triceps for years and then abstaining from fitness for a year.
Hellloooo flappy wing arms.
Hellloooo flappy wing arms.
November 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I don’t recommend building up your triceps for years and then abstaining from fitness for a year.
Hellloooo flappy wing arms.
Hellloooo flappy wing arms.
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Did women ruin the workplace?
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Did women ruin the workplace?
What are the in-office gurlies wearing these days? And where do I go?
Aiming for cute baggy pants, and maybe sweaters? Idk where to shop outside of thrift but I need something faster.
Aiming for cute baggy pants, and maybe sweaters? Idk where to shop outside of thrift but I need something faster.
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
What are the in-office gurlies wearing these days? And where do I go?
Aiming for cute baggy pants, and maybe sweaters? Idk where to shop outside of thrift but I need something faster.
Aiming for cute baggy pants, and maybe sweaters? Idk where to shop outside of thrift but I need something faster.
Signed job paperwork.
Immediately signed up for my unlimited yoga and looked at classes for tomorrow.
Immediately signed up for my unlimited yoga and looked at classes for tomorrow.
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Signed job paperwork.
Immediately signed up for my unlimited yoga and looked at classes for tomorrow.
Immediately signed up for my unlimited yoga and looked at classes for tomorrow.
Apparently my roommate has been hiding a secret account from me all of this time. THE AUDACITY.
Celebrating Sandwich Guy Liberation Day with home-smoked turkey on brioche
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Apparently my roommate has been hiding a secret account from me all of this time. THE AUDACITY.
Question: has anyone ever shipped food across the state?
My grandma is kinda sad she wont be having a full turkey dinner and I wanna ship her one made by people she loves.
My grandma is kinda sad she wont be having a full turkey dinner and I wanna ship her one made by people she loves.
November 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Question: has anyone ever shipped food across the state?
My grandma is kinda sad she wont be having a full turkey dinner and I wanna ship her one made by people she loves.
My grandma is kinda sad she wont be having a full turkey dinner and I wanna ship her one made by people she loves.
I have a feeling Dad might notice the hole in the ceiling when he comes over today.
Which will prompt 1000 questions on if I’ve been into the attic and when the appointment is to fix it and idk dad it stopped raining? It’s not oozing water? It’s fiiinnneee (spoiler: it’s not fine)
Which will prompt 1000 questions on if I’ve been into the attic and when the appointment is to fix it and idk dad it stopped raining? It’s not oozing water? It’s fiiinnneee (spoiler: it’s not fine)
November 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I have a feeling Dad might notice the hole in the ceiling when he comes over today.
Which will prompt 1000 questions on if I’ve been into the attic and when the appointment is to fix it and idk dad it stopped raining? It’s not oozing water? It’s fiiinnneee (spoiler: it’s not fine)
Which will prompt 1000 questions on if I’ve been into the attic and when the appointment is to fix it and idk dad it stopped raining? It’s not oozing water? It’s fiiinnneee (spoiler: it’s not fine)
Things have shifted a bit more into the “oh fuck” category
November 6, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Things have shifted a bit more into the “oh fuck” category
What’s the nicest way on Hinge to ask:
Like what kind of Christian?
Like Lutheran or mad about the result of the NYC mayoral race Christian?
Like what kind of Christian?
Like Lutheran or mad about the result of the NYC mayoral race Christian?
November 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
What’s the nicest way on Hinge to ask:
Like what kind of Christian?
Like Lutheran or mad about the result of the NYC mayoral race Christian?
Like what kind of Christian?
Like Lutheran or mad about the result of the NYC mayoral race Christian?
Dad’s an electrical engineer and a CFO so I’m getting the housing plans….in excel.
November 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Dad’s an electrical engineer and a CFO so I’m getting the housing plans….in excel.
There are no people in my world.
It’s just the stupid internet and that’s it.
I fucking hate it.
It’s just the stupid internet and that’s it.
I fucking hate it.
November 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
There are no people in my world.
It’s just the stupid internet and that’s it.
I fucking hate it.
It’s just the stupid internet and that’s it.
I fucking hate it.
Okay, it might be time to return to yoga.
Just suck it up that it’s an expense coming from savings so I don’t die of pain this winter.
Just suck it up that it’s an expense coming from savings so I don’t die of pain this winter.
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Okay, it might be time to return to yoga.
Just suck it up that it’s an expense coming from savings so I don’t die of pain this winter.
Just suck it up that it’s an expense coming from savings so I don’t die of pain this winter.
Okay sun is setting good night.
November 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Okay sun is setting good night.
In fun house things, there is def an old water heater built into the wall between my kitchen and bathroom?
The dimensions indicate 10 missing inches and it lines up with the weird old water heater found under the sink.
So my walls might be full of water?
Idk I love this shit. So weird.
The dimensions indicate 10 missing inches and it lines up with the weird old water heater found under the sink.
So my walls might be full of water?
Idk I love this shit. So weird.
November 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
In fun house things, there is def an old water heater built into the wall between my kitchen and bathroom?
The dimensions indicate 10 missing inches and it lines up with the weird old water heater found under the sink.
So my walls might be full of water?
Idk I love this shit. So weird.
The dimensions indicate 10 missing inches and it lines up with the weird old water heater found under the sink.
So my walls might be full of water?
Idk I love this shit. So weird.
My library is absolutely banging so I went to this free Korean papercraft class yesterday.
I was chatting with this lady about my age and finally learned to take the last step of
“Wanna exchange numbers and do something this month?”
Which is apparently not that hard? I didn’t die? Or explode?
I was chatting with this lady about my age and finally learned to take the last step of
“Wanna exchange numbers and do something this month?”
Which is apparently not that hard? I didn’t die? Or explode?
November 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My library is absolutely banging so I went to this free Korean papercraft class yesterday.
I was chatting with this lady about my age and finally learned to take the last step of
“Wanna exchange numbers and do something this month?”
Which is apparently not that hard? I didn’t die? Or explode?
I was chatting with this lady about my age and finally learned to take the last step of
“Wanna exchange numbers and do something this month?”
Which is apparently not that hard? I didn’t die? Or explode?
Blew off the patio AND mowed the lawn before it started raining sooo go me.
October 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Blew off the patio AND mowed the lawn before it started raining sooo go me.
Interviewed for the first full time role I was excited about this week.
Idk if I’ll get it but it was nice to see something that didn’t feel like 8 roles smoooshed into one.
Idk if I’ll get it but it was nice to see something that didn’t feel like 8 roles smoooshed into one.
October 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Interviewed for the first full time role I was excited about this week.
Idk if I’ll get it but it was nice to see something that didn’t feel like 8 roles smoooshed into one.
Idk if I’ll get it but it was nice to see something that didn’t feel like 8 roles smoooshed into one.