JessJess
@highflyerwings.bsky.social
Yes THAT JessJess💕
30-something, minors please do not follow.
(Find me on tumblr too @highflyerwings)
30-something, minors please do not follow.
(Find me on tumblr too @highflyerwings)
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
I can already tell I'm gonna be pissed about having to work tomorrow. We used to get the day before Thanksgiving off, but my boss took that away for some reason so we can stay open and "make more money." ? Even tho this is our dead time of year. We're all gonna be snoozing at our desks all day.
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I can already tell I'm gonna be pissed about having to work tomorrow. We used to get the day before Thanksgiving off, but my boss took that away for some reason so we can stay open and "make more money." ? Even tho this is our dead time of year. We're all gonna be snoozing at our desks all day.
My 70yr old boss is drafting a new flyer for the company, announcing some changes in the new year.
He opens it, in big bold giant letters:
"2026 IS COMING! AND SO IS [INSERT BUSINESS NAME]!"
Sir. You absolutely cannot.
No
He opens it, in big bold giant letters:
"2026 IS COMING! AND SO IS [INSERT BUSINESS NAME]!"
Sir. You absolutely cannot.
No
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
My 70yr old boss is drafting a new flyer for the company, announcing some changes in the new year.
He opens it, in big bold giant letters:
"2026 IS COMING! AND SO IS [INSERT BUSINESS NAME]!"
Sir. You absolutely cannot.
No
He opens it, in big bold giant letters:
"2026 IS COMING! AND SO IS [INSERT BUSINESS NAME]!"
Sir. You absolutely cannot.
No
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I know this might be hard for people who never learned that they aren’t the center of the universe to understand, but just bc it was YOUR first fandom doesn’t mean it was THE first fandom.
Star Trek was the first recognizable in modern terms. But there were others, before, bc humans gonna hume.
Star Trek was the first recognizable in modern terms. But there were others, before, bc humans gonna hume.
just saw someone on tumblr describe HP as “the first fandom” like. I know you people are desperate to keep funding a transphobe bc the thought of reading any other book is too hard for you but this is housewives writing kirk/spock fanfic in carefully xerox’d fanzines erasure and I won’t stand for it
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I know this might be hard for people who never learned that they aren’t the center of the universe to understand, but just bc it was YOUR first fandom doesn’t mean it was THE first fandom.
Star Trek was the first recognizable in modern terms. But there were others, before, bc humans gonna hume.
Star Trek was the first recognizable in modern terms. But there were others, before, bc humans gonna hume.
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
I washed my bedding yesterday, then woke up at 2:30 this morning and realized I had bled through my pad all over my freshly washed sheets. So now I have to rewash everything tonight and hope it doesn't happen AGAIN😖
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I washed my bedding yesterday, then woke up at 2:30 this morning and realized I had bled through my pad all over my freshly washed sheets. So now I have to rewash everything tonight and hope it doesn't happen AGAIN😖
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Today (24 November) marks the passing of Freddie Mercury, lead vocalist and pianist of the rock band Queen. He remains regarded as one of the greatest singers in the history of rock music.
📷 Getty
📷 Getty
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Today (24 November) marks the passing of Freddie Mercury, lead vocalist and pianist of the rock band Queen. He remains regarded as one of the greatest singers in the history of rock music.
📷 Getty
📷 Getty
Just a 3 day work week. I can make it. 😖
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Just a 3 day work week. I can make it. 😖
I've had the same bland greenish brown wreath hanging on my door for a few years now. I've been wanting a new one and I was about to throw it out yesterday when I thought wait...I can paint this. So I did.
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I've had the same bland greenish brown wreath hanging on my door for a few years now. I've been wanting a new one and I was about to throw it out yesterday when I thought wait...I can paint this. So I did.
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It's such a gray, foggy day. A little chilly but mild enough I can open my windows for some fresh air. It's so cozy.
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It's such a gray, foggy day. A little chilly but mild enough I can open my windows for some fresh air. It's so cozy.
Starting "Death by Lightning." Matthew Macfadyen, Nick Offerman, other various old men with old timey facial hair. I'm enjoying myself.
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Starting "Death by Lightning." Matthew Macfadyen, Nick Offerman, other various old men with old timey facial hair. I'm enjoying myself.
I tossed an empty toilet paper roll in the floor the other day for my cat, just to see if he'd play with it. This damn cat has played with that piece of cardboard more than he's played with any other toy I've ever bought for him. Lesson learned.
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I tossed an empty toilet paper roll in the floor the other day for my cat, just to see if he'd play with it. This damn cat has played with that piece of cardboard more than he's played with any other toy I've ever bought for him. Lesson learned.
I still can't get over the fact that that gayass cannibal show aired for THREE WHOLE SEASONS on basic network cable. Just there on tv once a week for everyone to see.
November 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I still can't get over the fact that that gayass cannibal show aired for THREE WHOLE SEASONS on basic network cable. Just there on tv once a week for everyone to see.
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*heavy breathing*
Upcoming MBC kdrama #TheJudgeReturns shares first sneak peek of #ParkHeeSoon as the corrupted criminal presiding judge at the Seoul Central District Court.
Broadcast on January 2nd.
Broadcast on January 2nd.
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
*heavy breathing*
Something to live for🫠
Brendan Fraser confirms he is returning for a new ‘MUMMY’ movie.
“I’ve been waiting 20 years for this call... Now? It’s time to give the fans what they want.”
(Source: apnews.com/article/bren...)
“I’ve been waiting 20 years for this call... Now? It’s time to give the fans what they want.”
(Source: apnews.com/article/bren...)
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Something to live for🫠
I've been wanting to read The Mothman Prophecies and today it randomly popped up on my recommended audiobooks on Spotify. Just the sign I needed to finally start it. It's fun so far.
November 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been wanting to read The Mothman Prophecies and today it randomly popped up on my recommended audiobooks on Spotify. Just the sign I needed to finally start it. It's fun so far.
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
Hey uh, quick question. Why the FUCK IS EVERYONES HEADLIGHTS SO FUCKING BRIGHT I CANT FUCKING sEE
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Hey uh, quick question. Why the FUCK IS EVERYONES HEADLIGHTS SO FUCKING BRIGHT I CANT FUCKING sEE
There's a new cashier at the grocery store I frequent, and he's Very New York. He had to hype a NY coffee that they stock "In Brooklyn this costs $15! But here it's only $7!" I love New Yorkers lol. People don't give them enough credit for being as friendly (if not friendlier) than midwesterners.
November 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
There's a new cashier at the grocery store I frequent, and he's Very New York. He had to hype a NY coffee that they stock "In Brooklyn this costs $15! But here it's only $7!" I love New Yorkers lol. People don't give them enough credit for being as friendly (if not friendlier) than midwesterners.
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
GOODY AND BILLY BACK FROM THE DEAD😭❤️Miss those gayass cowboys🤧
#ethanhawke #leebyunghun #themagnificentseven
#ethanhawke #leebyunghun #themagnificentseven
November 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
GOODY AND BILLY BACK FROM THE DEAD😭❤️Miss those gayass cowboys🤧
#ethanhawke #leebyunghun #themagnificentseven
#ethanhawke #leebyunghun #themagnificentseven