The Mad Mage
@hiddenmelodies.bsky.social
roleplay account for Thistle the mad mage from Delicious in Dungeon. adult mun, minor muse. SFW rp but dark themes may be present
Reposted by The Mad Mage
some are born mad, some achieve madness, and some have madness thrust upon them!
November 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
some are born mad, some achieve madness, and some have madness thrust upon them!
Reposted by The Mad Mage
“Extracting data…”
November 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
“Extracting data…”
He followed, picking at the bloodied thumb.
"Come along. I'll get the fire started."
He would beckon Thistle to follow.
He would beckon Thistle to follow.
“No! Of course it wouldn’t help!” he paused, “…Well. Maybe. I suppose.”
November 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
He followed, picking at the bloodied thumb.
“No! Of course it wouldn’t help!” he paused, “…Well. Maybe. I suppose.”
"Would some tea help?"
“No, I’m not! I’m stressing out about everything!”
November 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
“No! Of course it wouldn’t help!” he paused, “…Well. Maybe. I suppose.”
“No, I’m not! I’m stressing out about everything!”
"Thistle. You're stressing out over nothing."
“Good. I want nothing to do with him. I have enough problems as it is…” he chewed on his finger, soon tasting iron.
November 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
“No, I’m not! I’m stressing out about everything!”
Thistle leapt back, narrowly dodging the arm and immediately opening the ground beneath Kakuzu’s feet to send him into a crushing trap. Meanwhile, he ordered some wyverns to attack if the intruder were to somehow avoid falling.
He didn't answered him.
After giving his responses, the use for Kakuzu of the mage ended, so he acted as usual.
One of his arms elongated thanks to the black tendrils, trying to grab him by the neck and choke him or break his neck.
A clean job.
After giving his responses, the use for Kakuzu of the mage ended, so he acted as usual.
One of his arms elongated thanks to the black tendrils, trying to grab him by the neck and choke him or break his neck.
A clean job.
answer my question as to why you have wires coming out of your skin.”
November 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Thistle leapt back, narrowly dodging the arm and immediately opening the ground beneath Kakuzu’s feet to send him into a crushing trap. Meanwhile, he ordered some wyverns to attack if the intruder were to somehow avoid falling.
“Good. I want nothing to do with him. I have enough problems as it is…” he chewed on his finger, soon tasting iron.
"His target isn't any of us. The main focus is on his world, and the inhabitants there. Some members of other factions that are prominent.
I assure you. If he wanted to go after you or Delgal, he'd have tried."
I assure you. If he wanted to go after you or Delgal, he'd have tried."
“Ugh. He does seem like a problem. If he is known for experimentation, then perhaps this is part of one. Either way, I don’t want him anywhere near my dungeon!”
November 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
“Good. I want nothing to do with him. I have enough problems as it is…” he chewed on his finger, soon tasting iron.
“Hm. There is a /lot/ to it. I serve King Delgal of the Golden Country of Melini, and around…a thousand years I believe? Yes, a thousand years ago, the Kingdom was on the brink of collapse. Famine, plague, enemies beginning to invade from all sides. Eodio was dying. I was Court Mage, and Delgal +
A raised eyebrow.
"Your situation sounds... complicated and painful. I'll listen, if you want to tell me all the context in detail."
"Your situation sounds... complicated and painful. I'll listen, if you want to tell me all the context in detail."
November 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
“Hm. There is a /lot/ to it. I serve King Delgal of the Golden Country of Melini, and around…a thousand years I believe? Yes, a thousand years ago, the Kingdom was on the brink of collapse. Famine, plague, enemies beginning to invade from all sides. Eodio was dying. I was Court Mage, and Delgal +
“Ugh. He does seem like a problem. If he is known for experimentation, then perhaps this is part of one. Either way, I don’t want him anywhere near my dungeon!”
"He should be worth double that from what I've watched. Slippery little snake. Covert, known for experimentation, seems to have the ability to control and torture others with a remote seal...
He's no pushover."
He's no pushover."
“2 /million?/“ Thistle was from over a thousand years ago, so 2 million was even more to him than it is to us, even with him growing up in a kingdom covered in gold leaf.
November 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
“Ugh. He does seem like a problem. If he is known for experimentation, then perhaps this is part of one. Either way, I don’t want him anywhere near my dungeon!”
“2 /million?/“ Thistle was from over a thousand years ago, so 2 million was even more to him than it is to us, even with him growing up in a kingdom covered in gold leaf.
"Bounties like that are usually high for powerful targets that even the best can't handle. Hell, it seems too low."
November 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
“2 /million?/“ Thistle was from over a thousand years ago, so 2 million was even more to him than it is to us, even with him growing up in a kingdom covered in gold leaf.
He rolled his eyes.
“What naïve nonsense! I am supposed to just go ‘let’s weave baskets together’ to the armies throwing axes at my citizens and the assassins who are trying to kill me and the royal family? We would all be dead by now if I did /that/.”
“What naïve nonsense! I am supposed to just go ‘let’s weave baskets together’ to the armies throwing axes at my citizens and the assassins who are trying to kill me and the royal family? We would all be dead by now if I did /that/.”
"While I can and will use violence if I have no other option, I'd rather try and help them redirect their passions into healthier pursuits. Like, say, professional sports or basket-weaving."
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
He rolled his eyes.
“What naïve nonsense! I am supposed to just go ‘let’s weave baskets together’ to the armies throwing axes at my citizens and the assassins who are trying to kill me and the royal family? We would all be dead by now if I did /that/.”
“What naïve nonsense! I am supposed to just go ‘let’s weave baskets together’ to the armies throwing axes at my citizens and the assassins who are trying to kill me and the royal family? We would all be dead by now if I did /that/.”
He glared up at him.
“Too many portals. Once I find Delgal, I must find a way to remove this issue. This is the Kingdom of Melini, otherwise known as the Golden Kingdom, but it is not very good anymore because filthy thieving pests scraped a lot of it away while I was busy. You still didn’t -
“Too many portals. Once I find Delgal, I must find a way to remove this issue. This is the Kingdom of Melini, otherwise known as the Golden Kingdom, but it is not very good anymore because filthy thieving pests scraped a lot of it away while I was busy. You still didn’t -
He looked at the small creature and raised an eyebrow.
"I was brought here through a portal.
So tell me.
What is this place you called kingdom?"
He ignored his contraried words.
"I was brought here through a portal.
So tell me.
What is this place you called kingdom?"
He ignored his contraried words.
November 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
He glared up at him.
“Too many portals. Once I find Delgal, I must find a way to remove this issue. This is the Kingdom of Melini, otherwise known as the Golden Kingdom, but it is not very good anymore because filthy thieving pests scraped a lot of it away while I was busy. You still didn’t -
“Too many portals. Once I find Delgal, I must find a way to remove this issue. This is the Kingdom of Melini, otherwise known as the Golden Kingdom, but it is not very good anymore because filthy thieving pests scraped a lot of it away while I was busy. You still didn’t -
“Hm. Not sure I believe you—and I wouldn’t want that, anyway; I don’t have the time or energy to listen to ghosts’ ungrateful whinging.” he crossed his arms with a ‘hmph’. The Queen gave up, drifting away.
“…Oh. That makes sense. King Delgal is like a brother to me. Yes. We will find and restore+
“…Oh. That makes sense. King Delgal is like a brother to me. Yes. We will find and restore+
Yana shrugged of the Queen, "I appreciate your concern but I can't die. Don't worry about me." Yana looked back at him, "I'm not pretending, if you want I could give you the power to hear the souls, though be prepared for a lot of screaming."
She nodded, "Ah, so he's a King, I see. +"
She nodded, "Ah, so he's a King, I see. +"
- understand ghosts.”
The Queen muttered something about ‘danger’, pulling at Yana’s arm again.
Thistle ate some more of the meal.
“Hm. It tastes good.”
The Queen muttered something about ‘danger’, pulling at Yana’s arm again.
Thistle ate some more of the meal.
“Hm. It tastes good.”
November 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
“Hm. Not sure I believe you—and I wouldn’t want that, anyway; I don’t have the time or energy to listen to ghosts’ ungrateful whinging.” he crossed his arms with a ‘hmph’. The Queen gave up, drifting away.
“…Oh. That makes sense. King Delgal is like a brother to me. Yes. We will find and restore+
“…Oh. That makes sense. King Delgal is like a brother to me. Yes. We will find and restore+
“King Delgal.” He corrected, “Why do you want to help me find him?”
Naturally, he was suspicious about ulterior motives.
He blinked as she spoke to the Queen, before rolling his eyes, “Don’t pretend to understand her. She just speaks gibberish.”
This was not true. Thistle just could not -
Naturally, he was suspicious about ulterior motives.
He blinked as she spoke to the Queen, before rolling his eyes, “Don’t pretend to understand her. She just speaks gibberish.”
This was not true. Thistle just could not -
She stared at Thistle, "I'm not here to hurt anyone, I'm here to help you find this Delgal." A serious look on her face.
She looked at the Queen who seemed worried about Yana. The Queen spoke and Yana heard her, "Oh don't worry, he doesn't scare me. I actually think he's cute!" She giggled.+
She looked at the Queen who seemed worried about Yana. The Queen spoke and Yana heard her, "Oh don't worry, he doesn't scare me. I actually think he's cute!" She giggled.+
hello! You do not usually come down here anymore. I will find Delgal soon, don‘t you worry.”
His voice was much lighter and friendlier when speaking to the Queen.
Finally taking the food from Yana, he tasted a bit.
His voice was much lighter and friendlier when speaking to the Queen.
Finally taking the food from Yana, he tasted a bit.
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
“King Delgal.” He corrected, “Why do you want to help me find him?”
Naturally, he was suspicious about ulterior motives.
He blinked as she spoke to the Queen, before rolling his eyes, “Don’t pretend to understand her. She just speaks gibberish.”
This was not true. Thistle just could not -
Naturally, he was suspicious about ulterior motives.
He blinked as she spoke to the Queen, before rolling his eyes, “Don’t pretend to understand her. She just speaks gibberish.”
This was not true. Thistle just could not -
//Like for an interaction with Thistle! I’ll tone him down a bit so he doesn’t instantly attack you
#mvrp #fantasyrp #openrp #sfwrp #interactionbait
#mvrp #fantasyrp #openrp #sfwrp #interactionbait
November 16, 2025 at 7:54 AM
//Like for an interaction with Thistle! I’ll tone him down a bit so he doesn’t instantly attack you
#mvrp #fantasyrp #openrp #sfwrp #interactionbait
#mvrp #fantasyrp #openrp #sfwrp #interactionbait
“Unfortunately the only way to stop evil people is to kill them before they murder eberyone you care about!” declared Thistle, unaware that he could definitely be counted as an ‘evil person’.
"Attention, all evil people!"
"Please stop being evil. It's really mean, and I'd rather you not do it."
"That is all. Have a good day!"
"Please stop being evil. It's really mean, and I'd rather you not do it."
"That is all. Have a good day!"
November 16, 2025 at 7:29 AM
“Unfortunately the only way to stop evil people is to kill them before they murder eberyone you care about!” declared Thistle, unaware that he could definitely be counted as an ‘evil person’.
“Very odd. Why? That is not normal.“ he stared at her, “There is something unnatural about you.”
The Queen’s ghost stopped and stared at Yana for a second, before grabbing at her arm, hands pulling at her weakly, as though trying to get her away from Thistle. Thistle smiled at the ghost, “Oh,+
The Queen’s ghost stopped and stared at Yana for a second, before grabbing at her arm, hands pulling at her weakly, as though trying to get her away from Thistle. Thistle smiled at the ghost, “Oh,+
Yana tilts her head, "Oh monsters usually tend to avoid or fear me. I don't intend any harm! I've actually been staying in the barn. And no I don't disturb the dead's bodies, they're very nice though!" She smiled as she saw the soul of the former Queen pass by, she waved sweetly at her.
“What? You were hiding here the ENTIRE time like a filthy rat and didn’t get eaten by monsters?!” he exclaimed, deeply unnerved by the concept of a stranger lurking in his cottage, “You better NOT have touched any of the royal family’s bodies. I’ll have to move them if it’s not safe here anymore…”
November 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
“Very odd. Why? That is not normal.“ he stared at her, “There is something unnatural about you.”
The Queen’s ghost stopped and stared at Yana for a second, before grabbing at her arm, hands pulling at her weakly, as though trying to get her away from Thistle. Thistle smiled at the ghost, “Oh,+
The Queen’s ghost stopped and stared at Yana for a second, before grabbing at her arm, hands pulling at her weakly, as though trying to get her away from Thistle. Thistle smiled at the ghost, “Oh,+
“What? You were hiding here the ENTIRE time like a filthy rat and didn’t get eaten by monsters?!” he exclaimed, deeply unnerved by the concept of a stranger lurking in his cottage, “You better NOT have touched any of the royal family’s bodies. I’ll have to move them if it’s not safe here anymore…”
She nodded, "Me again! And it's adorable you thought I even left!" She set the food on his table.
"Besides, it's hard to keep chaos out! So...just curious, what are you looking for?"
"Besides, it's hard to keep chaos out! So...just curious, what are you looking for?"
Thistle was extremely bewildered.
“What? You again? How did you even get in here? Was it that teleportation magic?” he blinked at the food. It did look tasty.
“What? You again? How did you even get in here? Was it that teleportation magic?” he blinked at the food. It did look tasty.
November 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
“What? You were hiding here the ENTIRE time like a filthy rat and didn’t get eaten by monsters?!” he exclaimed, deeply unnerved by the concept of a stranger lurking in his cottage, “You better NOT have touched any of the royal family’s bodies. I’ll have to move them if it’s not safe here anymore…”
Thistle was extremely bewildered.
“What? You again? How did you even get in here? Was it that teleportation magic?” he blinked at the food. It did look tasty.
“What? You again? How did you even get in here? Was it that teleportation magic?” he blinked at the food. It did look tasty.
@hiddenmelodies.bsky.social
Yana was in the kitchen cooking a meal for him, she worried about him and finished plating the food. She brought it to him, knocking on the door, "Thistle? I've made you some dinner."
Yana was in the kitchen cooking a meal for him, she worried about him and finished plating the food. She brought it to him, knocking on the door, "Thistle? I've made you some dinner."
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Thistle was extremely bewildered.
“What? You again? How did you even get in here? Was it that teleportation magic?” he blinked at the food. It did look tasty.
“What? You again? How did you even get in here? Was it that teleportation magic?” he blinked at the food. It did look tasty.
He beamed.
“Thank you! King Freinag liked my eyes. That is why he named me Thistle.”
“Thank you! King Freinag liked my eyes. That is why he named me Thistle.”
November 14, 2025 at 9:33 AM
He beamed.
“Thank you! King Freinag liked my eyes. That is why he named me Thistle.”
“Thank you! King Freinag liked my eyes. That is why he named me Thistle.”
//thistle is soooo cute loooook www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4wn...
(almost) every thistle appearance in s1 of dungeon meshi
YouTube video by uni nuni
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
//thistle is soooo cute loooook www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4wn...
Thistle leaned back, face twisted in disgust.
“It is vulgar and unnecessary, but of course a brainless plebeian like you could never come up with a more creative insult. Is swearing all you can really come up with? Are you drunk or on something? I hope you overdose next time.”
“It is vulgar and unnecessary, but of course a brainless plebeian like you could never come up with a more creative insult. Is swearing all you can really come up with? Are you drunk or on something? I hope you overdose next time.”
"OOOOOH!! DOES THE WORD 'FUCK' OFFEND YOU!?"
The clown leans in, his red eyes full of mischief.
"WELL /FUCK/ YOU THEN!!"
He leans back and cackles madly, putting a hand on his mask and using the other to point at Thistle.
The clown leans in, his red eyes full of mischief.
"WELL /FUCK/ YOU THEN!!"
He leans back and cackles madly, putting a hand on his mask and using the other to point at Thistle.
He jolted, whipping around to glare at the strange rude individual.
“Language!”
“Language!”
November 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Thistle leaned back, face twisted in disgust.
“It is vulgar and unnecessary, but of course a brainless plebeian like you could never come up with a more creative insult. Is swearing all you can really come up with? Are you drunk or on something? I hope you overdose next time.”
“It is vulgar and unnecessary, but of course a brainless plebeian like you could never come up with a more creative insult. Is swearing all you can really come up with? Are you drunk or on something? I hope you overdose next time.”
“It still makes you an embarrassment.”
“The end result is what matters here!”
“What? You were going to shriek like a crow? What an embarrassment.”
November 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
“It still makes you an embarrassment.”
“What? You were going to shriek like a crow? What an embarrassment.”
“Oh! I was about to crow this morning. It’s fun hearing everyone groan and complain!”
Majora is snickering.
Majora is snickering.
“Why are you on the roof?” asked Thistle, who was already on the roof.
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
“What? You were going to shriek like a crow? What an embarrassment.”
He jolted, whipping around to glare at the strange rude individual.
“Language!”
“Language!”
Staring blankly at him.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???"
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???"
“I wonder if Delgal has disappeared because he got drunk. Perhaps he got so drunk he swapped bodies with his son. Hm…Alcohol makes you so stupid! The only time I ever drink is to keep Delgal company but I don’t like doing that very much because I do not like to be stupid and weak.”
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
He jolted, whipping around to glare at the strange rude individual.
“Language!”
“Language!”