TRIKURRDURR!!
@themadclown.bsky.social
"CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, SUCKA!!"
OWNER IS 19 BUT LEWD DNI!!
IN FACT, CHECK PINNED BEFORE INTERACTING!!
PFP & BANNER BY KARMAERRORS & KRINKELS RESPECTIVELY!! (not associated with them tho)
#𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐑𝐒' UNSTOPPABLE CHAMPION!!
KC: 10 / DC: 20
OWNER IS 19 BUT LEWD DNI!!
IN FACT, CHECK PINNED BEFORE INTERACTING!!
PFP & BANNER BY KARMAERRORS & KRINKELS RESPECTIVELY!! (not associated with them tho)
#𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐑𝐒' UNSTOPPABLE CHAMPION!!
KC: 10 / DC: 20
Pinned
"YEAH!! I FORGOT WHAT EXHAUSTION FEELS LIKE!!"
"Golly... that must be quite the experience.."
"OH NO, I HAVE!! I JUST.. HAVEN'T DONE IT SINCE HANK KILLED ME THAT ONE TIME!!"
So, presumably a long time ago.
So, presumably a long time ago.
December 9, 2025 at 8:19 AM
"YEAH!! I FORGOT WHAT EXHAUSTION FEELS LIKE!!"
"OH NO, I HAVE!! I JUST.. HAVEN'T DONE IT SINCE HANK KILLED ME THAT ONE TIME!!"
So, presumably a long time ago.
So, presumably a long time ago.
"Have... you never slept before at all?"
"WAIT."
Confused clown.
"WE'RE GONNA SLEEP?? LIKE, ACTUALLY SLEEP!? IN THE LITERAL SENSE!?!?"
Confused clown.
"WE'RE GONNA SLEEP?? LIKE, ACTUALLY SLEEP!? IN THE LITERAL SENSE!?!?"
December 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"OH NO, I HAVE!! I JUST.. HAVEN'T DONE IT SINCE HANK KILLED ME THAT ONE TIME!!"
So, presumably a long time ago.
So, presumably a long time ago.
"WAIT."
Confused clown.
"WE'RE GONNA SLEEP?? LIKE, ACTUALLY SLEEP!? IN THE LITERAL SENSE!?!?"
Confused clown.
"WE'RE GONNA SLEEP?? LIKE, ACTUALLY SLEEP!? IN THE LITERAL SENSE!?!?"
"Uhh... dream of conquering the universe together, I guess?"
"OKAY!! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WHILE WE REST??"
December 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"WAIT."
Confused clown.
"WE'RE GONNA SLEEP?? LIKE, ACTUALLY SLEEP!? IN THE LITERAL SENSE!?!?"
Confused clown.
"WE'RE GONNA SLEEP?? LIKE, ACTUALLY SLEEP!? IN THE LITERAL SENSE!?!?"
"OKAY!! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WHILE WE REST??"
"...I would say it counts but... I can't let this truce go to waste..."
"In not fancy words, we can kill later, for now I suppose... wanna have a short rest?"
"In not fancy words, we can kill later, for now I suppose... wanna have a short rest?"
The clown thinks very hard.
"HMM... DOES KILLING PEOPLE COUNT?? BECAUSE THAT'S ALL I HAVE IN MIND!!"
"HMM... DOES KILLING PEOPLE COUNT?? BECAUSE THAT'S ALL I HAVE IN MIND!!"
December 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"OKAY!! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WHILE WE REST??"
Reposted by TRIKURRDURR!!
𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙙𝙤 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙬𝙖𝙨𝙝 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙨...,
December 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙙𝙤 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙬𝙖𝙨𝙝 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙨...,
The clown thinks very hard.
"HMM... DOES KILLING PEOPLE COUNT?? BECAUSE THAT'S ALL I HAVE IN MIND!!"
"HMM... DOES KILLING PEOPLE COUNT?? BECAUSE THAT'S ALL I HAVE IN MIND!!"
"Good question! what now... what now..."
"...Any games you know how to play? besides Poker of course..."
"...Any games you know how to play? besides Poker of course..."
"YEAH!!"
Hands slowly fall to sides.
"... WHAT NOW!?"
Hands slowly fall to sides.
"... WHAT NOW!?"
December 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The clown thinks very hard.
"HMM... DOES KILLING PEOPLE COUNT?? BECAUSE THAT'S ALL I HAVE IN MIND!!"
"HMM... DOES KILLING PEOPLE COUNT?? BECAUSE THAT'S ALL I HAVE IN MIND!!"
"YEAH!!"
Hands slowly fall to sides.
"... WHAT NOW!?"
Hands slowly fall to sides.
"... WHAT NOW!?"
"Hmm...."
*He thinks for a second till...*
"Eh, I'm overthinkin' all this, card games are just supposed to be fun after all!"
*He laughed a little...*
*He thinks for a second till...*
"Eh, I'm overthinkin' all this, card games are just supposed to be fun after all!"
*He laughed a little...*
December 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
"YEAH!!"
Hands slowly fall to sides.
"... WHAT NOW!?"
Hands slowly fall to sides.
"... WHAT NOW!?"
(just realized i forgot to update my age on all my rp accounts 💔)
December 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
(just realized i forgot to update my age on all my rp accounts 💔)
(can't find words that aren't corny for all those "give your honest thoughts about me" posts so uhhhhhh)
(just know that i think all of you are cool, and awesome, and great at writing)
(and uhhhhh i'm sorry for not interacting with every single one of you, i hope i'll find ways to make-
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(just know that i think all of you are cool, and awesome, and great at writing)
(and uhhhhh i'm sorry for not interacting with every single one of you, i hope i'll find ways to make-
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December 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
(can't find words that aren't corny for all those "give your honest thoughts about me" posts so uhhhhhh)
(just know that i think all of you are cool, and awesome, and great at writing)
(and uhhhhh i'm sorry for not interacting with every single one of you, i hope i'll find ways to make-
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(just know that i think all of you are cool, and awesome, and great at writing)
(and uhhhhh i'm sorry for not interacting with every single one of you, i hope i'll find ways to make-
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Reposted by TRIKURRDURR!!
The clown glances at the card, cocking an eyebrow.
"I DUNNO!! MAYBE THEY DID!!"
Looks like he's too happy about his victory to give a more convincing lie than just... Pretending he has no idea.
"I DUNNO!! MAYBE THEY DID!!"
Looks like he's too happy about his victory to give a more convincing lie than just... Pretending he has no idea.
"Eh?"
*The jester noticed the card and...*
"Huh... did they add new cards or somethin'?"
*The jester noticed the card and...*
"Huh... did they add new cards or somethin'?"
December 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The clown glances at the card, cocking an eyebrow.
"I DUNNO!! MAYBE THEY DID!!"
Looks like he's too happy about his victory to give a more convincing lie than just... Pretending he has no idea.
"I DUNNO!! MAYBE THEY DID!!"
Looks like he's too happy about his victory to give a more convincing lie than just... Pretending he has no idea.
(biggest chunk of it is done, will do a reply rq and then get back to it)
(Oh yeah also, apologies for suddenly disappearing)
(Uhhhh I'm working on sum, so I've been focusing on that a bit, but dw it will be finished soon and I will be able to reply again)
(Uhhhh I'm working on sum, so I've been focusing on that a bit, but dw it will be finished soon and I will be able to reply again)
December 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
(biggest chunk of it is done, will do a reply rq and then get back to it)
(Oh yeah also, apologies for suddenly disappearing)
(Uhhhh I'm working on sum, so I've been focusing on that a bit, but dw it will be finished soon and I will be able to reply again)
(Uhhhh I'm working on sum, so I've been focusing on that a bit, but dw it will be finished soon and I will be able to reply again)
December 6, 2025 at 6:08 AM
(Oh yeah also, apologies for suddenly disappearing)
(Uhhhh I'm working on sum, so I've been focusing on that a bit, but dw it will be finished soon and I will be able to reply again)
(Uhhhh I'm working on sum, so I've been focusing on that a bit, but dw it will be finished soon and I will be able to reply again)
(hey guys)
(^⣶^)
(happy tricky face)
(^⣶^)
(happy tricky face)
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
(hey guys)
(^⣶^)
(happy tricky face)
(^⣶^)
(happy tricky face)
Wipes inexistent sweat off mask.
"PHEW.."
Happiness returns instantly, victory pose intensifies.
"I'M THE WINNER!!"
One of his cards lands on its back, it's the Four of Black Hearts... The clown may have some explaining to do, although he hasn't noticed the discrepancy yet.
"PHEW.."
Happiness returns instantly, victory pose intensifies.
"I'M THE WINNER!!"
One of his cards lands on its back, it's the Four of Black Hearts... The clown may have some explaining to do, although he hasn't noticed the discrepancy yet.
"I mean, no... when there are two players and one folds, the other one wins by default..."
"But hey, glad to know you had fun!"
"But hey, glad to know you had fun!"
"HAHA!! I WIN!!"
The clown shouts happily, throwing his cards upwards and putting his hands up, doing V signs with his fingers.
...
SUDDEN REALIZATION, SNAPS OUT OF HAPPINESS IMMEDIATELY.
"WAIT, DO I NEED TO CALL OR..?"
The clown shouts happily, throwing his cards upwards and putting his hands up, doing V signs with his fingers.
...
SUDDEN REALIZATION, SNAPS OUT OF HAPPINESS IMMEDIATELY.
"WAIT, DO I NEED TO CALL OR..?"
December 4, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Wipes inexistent sweat off mask.
"PHEW.."
Happiness returns instantly, victory pose intensifies.
"I'M THE WINNER!!"
One of his cards lands on its back, it's the Four of Black Hearts... The clown may have some explaining to do, although he hasn't noticed the discrepancy yet.
"PHEW.."
Happiness returns instantly, victory pose intensifies.
"I'M THE WINNER!!"
One of his cards lands on its back, it's the Four of Black Hearts... The clown may have some explaining to do, although he hasn't noticed the discrepancy yet.
"HAHA!! I WIN!!"
The clown shouts happily, throwing his cards upwards and putting his hands up, doing V signs with his fingers.
...
SUDDEN REALIZATION, SNAPS OUT OF HAPPINESS IMMEDIATELY.
"WAIT, DO I NEED TO CALL OR..?"
The clown shouts happily, throwing his cards upwards and putting his hands up, doing V signs with his fingers.
...
SUDDEN REALIZATION, SNAPS OUT OF HAPPINESS IMMEDIATELY.
"WAIT, DO I NEED TO CALL OR..?"
"...Hmm, playin' confident are we?"
*He chooses to replace a good handful of his cards, scratch that, all of them.... Now Marx's hand is... 7 of Hearts, 3 of Clubs, Queen of Diamonds, 9 of Spades, and 2 of Hearts...*
*Sigh*
"...I'll fold..."
*He chooses to replace a good handful of his cards, scratch that, all of them.... Now Marx's hand is... 7 of Hearts, 3 of Clubs, Queen of Diamonds, 9 of Spades, and 2 of Hearts...*
*Sigh*
"...I'll fold..."
A Nine of Clubs and a Four of Spades.
One pair, that's already a LOT better.
One pair, that's already a LOT better.
December 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"HAHA!! I WIN!!"
The clown shouts happily, throwing his cards upwards and putting his hands up, doing V signs with his fingers.
...
SUDDEN REALIZATION, SNAPS OUT OF HAPPINESS IMMEDIATELY.
"WAIT, DO I NEED TO CALL OR..?"
The clown shouts happily, throwing his cards upwards and putting his hands up, doing V signs with his fingers.
...
SUDDEN REALIZATION, SNAPS OUT OF HAPPINESS IMMEDIATELY.
"WAIT, DO I NEED TO CALL OR..?"
(haha improbability drive go brrrrrrrr)
December 2, 2025 at 11:11 AM
(haha improbability drive go brrrrrrrr)
As Tricky gets a new hand, his red eyes seem to glow slightly brighter, although the difference is so faint... Maybe Marx is just seeing things?
"YEAH!! I THINK I DO!!"
The clown looks at his cards, eyebrows furrowing in annoyance, though his reaction was hidden by his mask.
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"YEAH!! I THINK I DO!!"
The clown looks at his cards, eyebrows furrowing in annoyance, though his reaction was hidden by his mask.
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"Very well! Let's go again then!"
*The jester got a new hand, though it was all junk... no pair at all...*
*"Shoot..." he thought "I can't do much with this hand... if anything at all..."*
"So uhh.... Tricky, you think you understand this game well now?"
*The jester got a new hand, though it was all junk... no pair at all...*
*"Shoot..." he thought "I can't do much with this hand... if anything at all..."*
"So uhh.... Tricky, you think you understand this game well now?"
December 2, 2025 at 11:10 AM
As Tricky gets a new hand, his red eyes seem to glow slightly brighter, although the difference is so faint... Maybe Marx is just seeing things?
"YEAH!! I THINK I DO!!"
The clown looks at his cards, eyebrows furrowing in annoyance, though his reaction was hidden by his mask.
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"YEAH!! I THINK I DO!!"
The clown looks at his cards, eyebrows furrowing in annoyance, though his reaction was hidden by his mask.
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Reposted by TRIKURRDURR!!
{Teaser} {Alt}
*Drifting along a pixelated shore, a misfortunate and disruptive creature lives beneath the wave, some say if you find it, it can grant you fortune, others say that it can cause mass chaos. . . the island should have known it's true nature. . . a creature of loneliness and confusion*
*Drifting along a pixelated shore, a misfortunate and disruptive creature lives beneath the wave, some say if you find it, it can grant you fortune, others say that it can cause mass chaos. . . the island should have known it's true nature. . . a creature of loneliness and confusion*
October 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
{Teaser} {Alt}
*Drifting along a pixelated shore, a misfortunate and disruptive creature lives beneath the wave, some say if you find it, it can grant you fortune, others say that it can cause mass chaos. . . the island should have known it's true nature. . . a creature of loneliness and confusion*
*Drifting along a pixelated shore, a misfortunate and disruptive creature lives beneath the wave, some say if you find it, it can grant you fortune, others say that it can cause mass chaos. . . the island should have known it's true nature. . . a creature of loneliness and confusion*
"FULL /HOUSE/??"
He repeats, cocking an eyebrow at Marx's hand, analyzing the cards to understand why he lost.
"ODD NAME, BUT OKAY!! LET'S GO AGAIN!!"
The clown sounds pretty enthusiastic despite losing, but... Maybe now he's gonna be a bit better at the game? That's what we can hope at least.
He repeats, cocking an eyebrow at Marx's hand, analyzing the cards to understand why he lost.
"ODD NAME, BUT OKAY!! LET'S GO AGAIN!!"
The clown sounds pretty enthusiastic despite losing, but... Maybe now he's gonna be a bit better at the game? That's what we can hope at least.
*The jester reveals his hand, a full house*
"Full house... unfortunately, I win."
*He sighed, to Tricky, it seems as if this game's winner is perhaps determined by how many cards of one number is in one's hand... at least from what he sees in Marx's hand*
"Care to try again?"
"Full house... unfortunately, I win."
*He sighed, to Tricky, it seems as if this game's winner is perhaps determined by how many cards of one number is in one's hand... at least from what he sees in Marx's hand*
"Care to try again?"
"OH!! I SEE!! WELL... I GUESS I CALL TOO??"
Tricky reveals his hand, and he has..!
A PAIR.
"DO I WIN!?"
Oh, he has no idea...
Tricky reveals his hand, and he has..!
A PAIR.
"DO I WIN!?"
Oh, he has no idea...
December 1, 2025 at 9:27 AM
"FULL /HOUSE/??"
He repeats, cocking an eyebrow at Marx's hand, analyzing the cards to understand why he lost.
"ODD NAME, BUT OKAY!! LET'S GO AGAIN!!"
The clown sounds pretty enthusiastic despite losing, but... Maybe now he's gonna be a bit better at the game? That's what we can hope at least.
He repeats, cocking an eyebrow at Marx's hand, analyzing the cards to understand why he lost.
"ODD NAME, BUT OKAY!! LET'S GO AGAIN!!"
The clown sounds pretty enthusiastic despite losing, but... Maybe now he's gonna be a bit better at the game? That's what we can hope at least.
(will not make them swear btw)
(i won't say who it's gonna be because i LOVE surprises, but i /will/ leave you with one of the fella's quotes)
("FREE! FREE AT LAST! Now I will have my REVENGE... And DESTROY EVERYTHING!")
(if you guess who it is, don't say anything, and if you think you know but want confirmation, come in DMs-
("FREE! FREE AT LAST! Now I will have my REVENGE... And DESTROY EVERYTHING!")
(if you guess who it is, don't say anything, and if you think you know but want confirmation, come in DMs-
November 30, 2025 at 10:17 AM
(will not make them swear btw)
"OH!! I SEE!! WELL... I GUESS I CALL TOO??"
Tricky reveals his hand, and he has..!
A PAIR.
"DO I WIN!?"
Oh, he has no idea...
Tricky reveals his hand, and he has..!
A PAIR.
"DO I WIN!?"
Oh, he has no idea...
"I.. no? Calling means I'm..."
*Sigh*
"It's a term that states you're matching a current bet or raise... Usually when most people call, the other players either call, and then they have a showdown by revealing their hands, or they can fold, in which case the person who called first wins the pot."
*Sigh*
"It's a term that states you're matching a current bet or raise... Usually when most people call, the other players either call, and then they have a showdown by revealing their hands, or they can fold, in which case the person who called first wins the pot."
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 AM
"OH!! I SEE!! WELL... I GUESS I CALL TOO??"
Tricky reveals his hand, and he has..!
A PAIR.
"DO I WIN!?"
Oh, he has no idea...
Tricky reveals his hand, and he has..!
A PAIR.
"DO I WIN!?"
Oh, he has no idea...