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Kakuzu the immortal
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Wow...
A picture of me from when I was just a genin.

Tsk.
So long ago...
November 14, 2025 at 8:35 AM
He isn't going to partecipate in another war.

At least not for free.
If one side wants him, they have to pay for it.

For now he will retire in Takigakure, trying to take control of his old village.
November 14, 2025 at 7:48 AM
"What are you looking at?"

He sounds already irritated.
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
// Kakuzu and his existential crisis all because of the Tsukuyomi>>>>>
November 13, 2025 at 9:00 AM
He feels old.
That dream...
Why did he dreamt about something so impossible?
Tsk...
All his years are now heavy on his shoulders, the dreams and hopes he never chased, following what he could trust.

"What a strange dream..."

He can't shake it off his head.
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 AM
He woke up, looking at the god tree.
His hearts pounding fast.

"What the..."

He looked around, and grabbed the blonde artist.

"Let's go.
That was... something."

An inescapable illusion...
If Madara casted it again, it would've been problems.

“That's enough”

She sank to sit before the god tree. The crimson moon fading behind the clouds. As soon as things began they ended.

All that was left was a mother crying in silence.

November 13, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Reposted by Kakuzu the immortal
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
He gazed up for a moment seeing the red light.
And even if he had four hearts, so four different chakra paths, he ended up enslaved by the red moon.

His dream was...
To be still in his village, as a chief, respected and loved.
The elders listening to him, as his village grows.
A nice life.

He breaks the horn off his head, to reveal his crimson eye.

“I do not plan to let that happen. Embrace peace”

“Infinite Tsukuyomi-”

He bathes the world in crimson light.
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 AM
He growled.
But he wasn't so kind to sacrifice a life for him defending the boy against Obito.

"Let's go before Itachi comes here with the shark.
We have still to retrieve Nagato."
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he wasn’t in the air, because he also had gave chase to who he thought was sasuke, but it turned out to be a transformation jutsu.

“nah. the kids a lot more clever than we gave him credit for.”

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"Tsk...
Deidara. Tell me you got him on your eyes!"

He contacted the blonde who should've been watching that from the air.
@explosiveart.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 7:32 AM
"Tsk...
Deidara. Tell me you got him on your eyes!"

He contacted the blonde who should've been watching that from the air.
@explosiveart.bsky.social
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he fell to the ground, clutching his stomach and grunting in pain before suddenly … 𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐅!!

he knew he couldn’t take kakuzu head on, so instead he used the shadow clone technique he copied from naruto.
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He looked at the brat closely now.
In a move, he blitzed him, and gave a heavy punch in his gut.
If he passed out, Itachi could've come to him without problems.

"Stay down."
November 13, 2025 at 7:24 AM
He looked at the brat closely now.
In a move, he blitzed him, and gave a heavy punch in his gut.
If he passed out, Itachi could've come to him without problems.

"Stay down."
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he was breathing heavy, kunai still in hand, shaking from pure rage and hatred, but not toward kakazu.

“why? what does any of this mean to you!? i thought you didn’t care for anything other than money!!”

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His skin became black, the techinque making him impervious.

"No."

He used the earth style to create a wall, enormous to block his exit.

"You want to cry? Do it.
But do not throw your life like that.
It would be pointless and Itachi got too much hopes about your future and abilities."
November 13, 2025 at 7:15 AM
His skin became black, the techinque making him impervious.

"No."

He used the earth style to create a wall, enormous to block his exit.

"You want to cry? Do it.
But do not throw your life like that.
It would be pointless and Itachi got too much hopes about your future and abilities."
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he slammed on the ground hard, letting out a cry of pain, he began pulling himself up, kunai in hand.

he gritted his teeth, tears in his eyes.

“move. out. of. my. way.”

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His arm elongated, grabbing the boy by his hair, and pulling him back.

"You want to fight so bad?"

All four of his masks came out of his back, as beasts made out of black tendrils.

"You must go through me."

He launched Sasuke on the ground, hard.
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 AM
His arm elongated, grabbing the boy by his hair, and pulling him back.

"You want to fight so bad?"

All four of his masks came out of his back, as beasts made out of black tendrils.

"You must go through me."

He launched Sasuke on the ground, hard.
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“yeah? and just try to stop me!”

he jumped up over him, throwing a few paper bombed kunais down, immediately igniting them. not to kill but to merely slow him down.

he then took off running.

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"Yes. And he is a genius among his peers.
You are nothing compared to him yet.
So you will lie down.
Train.
And maybe one day fight them."

He was not accepting otherwise, even if he continued to talk about how he preferred money over bonds, he didn't want for Itachi to lose his brother this way.
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 AM
"Yes. And he is a genius among his peers.
You are nothing compared to him yet.
So you will lie down.
Train.
And maybe one day fight them."

He was not accepting otherwise, even if he continued to talk about how he preferred money over bonds, he didn't want for Itachi to lose his brother this way.
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he was startled, but kept his composure. well what little of it he had left anyway.

“they *hurt* my brother!”

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"Brat you are going to kill yourself."

His voice sounded harsh as he appeared behind him.
Silently and scary.

"You can't fight them yet."
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
"Brat you are going to kill yourself."

His voice sounded harsh as he appeared behind him.
Silently and scary.

"You can't fight them yet."
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“THATS IT. IM GOING AFTER THEM!”

he now dashed out of the house, attempting to search for either madara or obito. it didn’t make a difference to him.

someone should probably stop him.

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November 13, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Reposted by Kakuzu the immortal
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November 13, 2025 at 6:13 AM
He hopped on, and stood there while the bird started to fly.

"We have to stay away from the Uchiha."

He warned him.
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he used his clay to make a giant bird, an annoyed look on his face.

“sure. whatever, get on.”

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Such times...
For now Kakuzu will lay low, he doesn't want to take parts in a war that doesn't interests him.
He grabs @explosiveart.bsky.social and brings him along, after all his art is useful and seeing him dead would be a bother.

"Let's retrieve Nagato."
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Such times...
For now Kakuzu will lay low, he doesn't want to take parts in a war that doesn't interests him.
He grabs @explosiveart.bsky.social and brings him along, after all his art is useful and seeing him dead would be a bother.

"Let's retrieve Nagato."
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 AM
"Talking about Madara, he told me he wants something from Pain.
So, we should assure he is secured and protected before moving.
Maybe far away from our usual bases."
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“… did i hear that right?”

“madara has taken the one tails away from the sand child…? that could complicate things…”

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November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
"Tsk...
Will be done."

His only answer, now he got a blonde brat to watch after?!?
Why did they hate him so much?
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“nagato, i want you to observe that child, do not engage, only observe.”

“kisame and itachi, im sending you two after orochimaru. his betrayal of our cause will not go unpunished.”

“deidara and kakuzu, continue to collect bounties, i am still busy gathering others to join us.”

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November 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Reposted by Kakuzu the immortal
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November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
// KISAME IS NOW HERE.
@bloodymist.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Reposted by Kakuzu the immortal
November 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
// tempted to make Kisame...
November 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
He nods, while looking over him.

"Did I ever told you about my home village, Takigakure?"

He changed the argument, as he didn't want an information he already suspected from what he has seen.
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“we have. we rebelled against him and chose the hidden leaf.”

“now can they actually stand up to him? not many, there may only be one uchiha who can… and it’s not me or obito.”

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"It was an hypothetical.
Would the Uchiha clan, at its peak, dare to defy the god Madara?"
November 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM