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My father just asked me to move his testicles.

Long story.
October 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Fuck Trump.
September 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I did the "crane" to a young woman walking towards me in the hallway at work today. She just smiled. I discovered that she's never seen The Karate Kid. How sad. And by that I mean that I looked sad.
September 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
God, Trump is such a fucking cunt
And we're officially at the end of being able to trust the jobs numbers in this country ever again.
August 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Why can't our political leaders just drop dead?
July 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.
June 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
SIGH! The quotidian makes me want to...
March 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Gripe.
I've been using self-checkout at Safeway since Covid. I like to go at my own pace and bag things properly. Today the woman said I had to many items and made me go to a cashier. Turns out I had only 16 otems and I found the bananas under other items. I was pissed. Am I just getting old?
February 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Can someone tell me how this is allowed to happen? And where is congress in all of this?

Https://open.substack.com/pub/steady/p/doing-trumps-dirty-work?r=26jtin&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email
Doing Trump’s Dirty Work
Is the world’s richest man staging a “coup”?
open.substack.com
February 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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yyyyyeah maybe we shouldn’t just “relax”
Intelligence officials are starting to leak to me now too. Here’s a memo Defense Intelligence Agency personnel received instructing them to suspend observances including:
- Holocaust Remembrance Day
- MLK Day
- Juneteenth
January 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Gotta love the British press.
January 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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The inverted flag isn’t disrespect — it’s a distress signal from naval traditions, used to show grave danger to life or property.

With a lawless man set to take power after attempting to overthrow the government, America is in extreme danger.

That’s why I’m posting it today.
January 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Taking a little time to count little blessings this morning 🫶
December 22, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Does anyone else feel like going to sleep until the 26th?
December 20, 2024 at 11:12 PM
We're heading into another Gilded Age. People are not going to tolerate the Musks and Bezos much longer. A class war is coming.
December 11, 2024 at 8:09 PM
I'm hesitant to embrace this new platform. Twitter became a real shit show. Very clique-ish, with the "cool kids" (large accounts) acting superior to everyone else. Just not sure I want to jump back into the pool.
December 11, 2024 at 7:57 PM
So, here I am.
November 26, 2024 at 9:35 PM