Needle in the HeyBails
@heybails.bsky.social
Wilco, Phish, fishing, self-loathing, sarcasm, and dirty jokes. Chaotic good. Former 9.8 on HotOrNot.com
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Almost all my posts earnie but I will sarcasm the shit out of everyone else’s.
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Most people don't know there are two presidents in this photo
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Most people don't know there are two presidents in this photo
Everlong (Acoustic Version)
YouTube video by Foo Fighters - Topic
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The cruelest part of life is that often the most important or impactful decisions in our lives aren’t ours to make.
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The cruelest part of life is that often the most important or impactful decisions in our lives aren’t ours to make.
Got me a thicc girl on my lap and all is well.
November 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Got me a thicc girl on my lap and all is well.
Carma is allll puppered out after a bath, visit to the vet for a booster shot, and fun at Grandma and Grandpa’s.
November 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Carma is allll puppered out after a bath, visit to the vet for a booster shot, and fun at Grandma and Grandpa’s.
I like messy, stupid, chaotic rock. The last 3ish minutes minutes of this…pump it directly into my veins foreverrrrr
youtu.be/Zb7lBfzeWTo?...
youtu.be/Zb7lBfzeWTo?...
Tundra/Desert
YouTube video by Modest Mouse - Topic
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I like messy, stupid, chaotic rock. The last 3ish minutes minutes of this…pump it directly into my veins foreverrrrr
youtu.be/Zb7lBfzeWTo?...
youtu.be/Zb7lBfzeWTo?...
Happiest of Numberline Days to the Wookiest Wook that ever Wooked a Wook!
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Happiest of Numberline Days to the Wookiest Wook that ever Wooked a Wook!
Northern Lights from my backyard, eh
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Northern Lights from my backyard, eh
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‘Nickname’ is not ‘nick’ + ‘name.’
It was originally ‘ekename.’
‘Eke’ was the Middle English word for “also” or “in addition.”
Since ‘ekename’ began with a vowel, people used ‘an’ before it.
Over time, 'an ekename' became 'a nickname.'
It was originally ‘ekename.’
‘Eke’ was the Middle English word for “also” or “in addition.”
Since ‘ekename’ began with a vowel, people used ‘an’ before it.
Over time, 'an ekename' became 'a nickname.'
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
‘Nickname’ is not ‘nick’ + ‘name.’
It was originally ‘ekename.’
‘Eke’ was the Middle English word for “also” or “in addition.”
Since ‘ekename’ began with a vowel, people used ‘an’ before it.
Over time, 'an ekename' became 'a nickname.'
It was originally ‘ekename.’
‘Eke’ was the Middle English word for “also” or “in addition.”
Since ‘ekename’ began with a vowel, people used ‘an’ before it.
Over time, 'an ekename' became 'a nickname.'
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Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
Sometimes a full shutdown is better than a restart.
This skeet may or may not be about computers.
This skeet may or may not be about computers.
November 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Sometimes a full shutdown is better than a restart.
This skeet may or may not be about computers.
This skeet may or may not be about computers.
Lil boop snoot from Carma
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Lil boop snoot from Carma
Holy shit Bears. Holy. Shit.
November 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Holy shit Bears. Holy. Shit.
Fucking Flacco. Dude’s a sure fire hall of famer right?
November 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Fucking Flacco. Dude’s a sure fire hall of famer right?
I need a whole thread of these STAT
October 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I need a whole thread of these STAT
Tomorrow I’m gonna trick or treat by carrying Carma to my immediate neighbors and saying, “I’m Fatman and this is the Piddler”.
October 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Tomorrow I’m gonna trick or treat by carrying Carma to my immediate neighbors and saying, “I’m Fatman and this is the Piddler”.
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Gonna make this my new dating pfp
October 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Gonna make this my new dating pfp
Gonna make this my new dating pfp
October 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Gonna make this my new dating pfp
Couple a sleepy bitches here
October 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Couple a sleepy bitches here
this is apparently what true happiness looks like
October 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
this is apparently what true happiness looks like
Carma’s all tuckered out from playing VERY hard far too early in the morning
October 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Carma’s all tuckered out from playing VERY hard far too early in the morning
Sleepy bitches
October 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Sleepy bitches
I have an OBNOXIOUS number of pics and videos of Carma for her being in my possession less than 24 hours
October 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I have an OBNOXIOUS number of pics and videos of Carma for her being in my possession less than 24 hours
Spamming the timeline with pics of Carma because she’s just too cute
October 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Spamming the timeline with pics of Carma because she’s just too cute