Needle in the HeyBails
@heybails.bsky.social
Wilco, Phish, fishing, self-loathing, sarcasm, and dirty jokes. Chaotic good. Former 9.8 on HotOrNot.com
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
That’s what Harriett says when she hops up on my lap.
November 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
That’s what Harriett says when she hops up on my lap.
Got me a thicc girl on my lap and all is well.
November 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Got me a thicc girl on my lap and all is well.
Carma is allll puppered out after a bath, visit to the vet for a booster shot, and fun at Grandma and Grandpa’s.
November 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Carma is allll puppered out after a bath, visit to the vet for a booster shot, and fun at Grandma and Grandpa’s.
I’ve been fortunate to see them quite a few times around the country but this from last night might be my favorite for how unexpectedly bright it was in my metro area
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I’ve been fortunate to see them quite a few times around the country but this from last night might be my favorite for how unexpectedly bright it was in my metro area
Happiest of Numberline Days to the Wookiest Wook that ever Wooked a Wook!
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Happiest of Numberline Days to the Wookiest Wook that ever Wooked a Wook!
Northern Lights from my backyard, eh
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Northern Lights from my backyard, eh
Carma says, “feel better!”
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Carma says, “feel better!”
This game was and always will be Peak Ferentz
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This game was and always will be Peak Ferentz
It’s one that I have tattooed on my arm.
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It’s one that I have tattooed on my arm.
Lil boop snoot from Carma
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Lil boop snoot from Carma
How about two? My new sweet lil puppy Carma and my beautiful best girl Harriett
October 31, 2025 at 3:22 PM
How about two? My new sweet lil puppy Carma and my beautiful best girl Harriett
Gonna make this my new dating pfp
October 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Gonna make this my new dating pfp
Couple a sleepy bitches here
October 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Couple a sleepy bitches here
Perhaps Carma sleeping after pulling my hoodie over her eyes will help. If not that, certainly her flippity floppity ears will.
October 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Perhaps Carma sleeping after pulling my hoodie over her eyes will help. If not that, certainly her flippity floppity ears will.
this is apparently what true happiness looks like
October 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
this is apparently what true happiness looks like
Carma’s all tuckered out from playing VERY hard far too early in the morning
October 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Carma’s all tuckered out from playing VERY hard far too early in the morning
Sleepy bitches
October 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Sleepy bitches
Carma says, “ ZzZ id read it zzZ sleepy puppy bark zzzzZzZ
October 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Carma says, “ ZzZ id read it zzZ sleepy puppy bark zzzzZzZ
I have an OBNOXIOUS number of pics and videos of Carma for her being in my possession less than 24 hours
October 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I have an OBNOXIOUS number of pics and videos of Carma for her being in my possession less than 24 hours
Spamming the timeline with pics of Carma because she’s just too cute
October 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Spamming the timeline with pics of Carma because she’s just too cute
She’s allllllll puppy’d out
October 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
She’s allllllll puppy’d out
Not a Yorkie (I was misinformed) but a Havapoo. Meet Sally
October 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Not a Yorkie (I was misinformed) but a Havapoo. Meet Sally