Hethe
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Hethe
@hethe.bsky.social
Nerd, ranch lover, Oxford comma fan
Nailed it!
“Since you failed to give me the peace prize, of which I am so deserving, I am forced to show you how unpeaceful I can be.”
January 20, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Best one so far
January 18, 2026 at 6:08 AM
January 17, 2026 at 5:47 PM
January 16, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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Germany sends troops to Greenland.

Germany has seen this movie before.

They played the bad guys then.

They want a different role in the sequel.
January 16, 2026 at 5:19 AM
January 13, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I knew it!
January 12, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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Using phony criminal charges to intimidate his opponents.

Deploying masked thugs to terrorize American cities.

Unilaterally threatening and bombing foreign countries.

Trump is a ruthless dictator, plain and simple.
January 12, 2026 at 4:51 PM
January 11, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Apparently, the criteria for the FIFA Peace Prize is slightly different
#MAGA #FIFA #PeacePrize
January 3, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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Canada: Our Prime Minster studied at Oxford and Harvard, was the Governor of both the Banks of England and Canada, and is recognized as one of the sharpest financial minds around.

America: oh yeah? Our guy has to take dementia tests every week.
January 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Well, I guess I have about 16 minutes left. Later sk8ers!
January 1, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Slow news day, Tomi?
January 1, 2026 at 3:15 AM
December 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Fun fact.

People think that "Taking the Lord's name in vain" means saying "Oh my God"

Taking the Lord's name in vain is actually when you put God's name on your personal beliefs
December 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
May the odds ever be in your favor!
Donald Trump just announced the creation of the “Patriot Games,” an “unprecedented four-day athletic event” with “one young man and one young woman from each state and territory.”
December 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
December 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
December 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
December 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
So, this was apparently real, and was created for a charity event. The fact that it exists at all is disturbing.

But no, tell me more about how Obama was a Muslim hell bent on destroying Christianity.

#MAGA #Trump
December 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
National Debt on January 20, 2025 - $36.1 trillion

National Debt today - $38.4 trillion

DOGE is crushing it!

#MAGA #DOGE
December 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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BREAKING: Bernie Sanders just now:
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Or, ya know, we're against normalizing extrajudicial killings in international waters of anyone you declare an enemy that Russia, China, and Iran are salivating over and taking notes.
December 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM