Hethe
hethe.bsky.social
Hethe
@hethe.bsky.social
Nerd, ranch lover, Oxford comma fan
Soo, check's in the mail, right?
www.reuters.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
November 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Everyone sing it with me!

Noooooooo one's slick as Elon
No one's quick as Elon
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Elon
For there's no man in town half as manly!
Perfect, a pure paragon!

There's just one guy in town
Who's got all of it down

Elon!!!!

#Elon
Why did Grok say that Elon Musk "edges out” Jesus Christ as a role model for humanity? Charlie Warzel and @matteowong.bsky.social on another strange day in the chatbot's history:
Elon Musk: Better Than Jesus?
Grok is trying to rewrite history on behalf of its creator.
bit.ly
November 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This is the bad place
November 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Fox News legal team weighing in on this

#foxNews #MAGA
November 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
No notes
November 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
John Podesta emails with his brother about getting a pizza

MAGA - THIS IS PROOF THE CLINTONS ARE RUNNING A CHILD SEX RING

Epstein emails this to someone

MAGA - WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

The mental gymnastics must be exhausting
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I'm really trying to understand how there's a whole class of people who hate immigrants more than pedophiles
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I've seen one of my MAGA Facebook friends say that. #MAGA #NYC #Mamdani
November 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
2021 JD Vance has a really good point

#MAGA #Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I believe that GLP-1 medications are an amazing discovery for people who need them, but these maths aren't mathing.
November 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Remember, remember the 5th of November
November 6, 2025 at 4:24 AM
If you have MAGA friends who are insistent that the 60 vote rule in the Senate is enshrined in the constitution, make sure you have them lock in their final answer.

Because when dear leader abolishes that rule, they'll be like "Oh, I totally knew it was never in the constitution"

Make them own it
November 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
But Sleepy Joe bad, amirite?
#autopen #pardons
November 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Everyone: Building a $300MM ballroom while much of the country is suffering couldn't be more tone deaf

Trump: Hold my Adderall

#maga #ballroom #gatsby
November 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Reposted by Hethe
For every fascist authoritarian, there was a Chamberlain who tried appeasement, or a Schumer who opted for stern letters over dogged resistance.

Fascism thrives in the face of timid opposition.

This is why voters are desperate for candidates who will truly challenge Trump and the oligarchs.
October 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This.
October 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Wha? It's almost like polio, measles, etc. were caused by specific viruses and not horse manure. Who woulda thunk it?
October 22, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Hey man, the current administration needs somewhere to go after this is all over
October 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I'm trying to process the whiplash from the shift in the narrative.

Last week - "No Kings is all Radical Antifa Gang Bangers who will burn everything to the ground"

Today - "No Kings was a bunch of out of touch blue hairs who wrapped up by 5 to hit the early bird special"

#MAGA #noKings
October 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Jake Tapper, the President whisperer
Seems like a reasonable request
October 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
MAGA - Bruh, would a king allow a "No Kings" rally?

Everyone else - Short answer, yes.

#noKings #London
From London to Washington, 'No Kings' protests challenge Trump’s sweeping policies
Hundreds gathered outside the US embassy in London as part of the worldwide ‘No Kings’ protests against President Donald Trump’s immigration, education and security policies, with organisers warning o...
www.indiatoday.in
October 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
On Colbert last night
October 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
October 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM