wood wizard
@hermanmiller.bsky.social
🛠️they/them🛠️ (sasha)
chicago resident, color theory knower
chicago resident, color theory knower
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wood wizard
@hermanmiller.bsky.social
· Nov 27
a table top i made out of random offcuts at the lumber yard and framed with dark walnut, it felt sort of like making a puzzle
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IT'S YEAR OF THE HORSE BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
February 17, 2026 at 5:28 PM
IT'S YEAR OF THE HORSE BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
my coworker just told me he often feels like dennis from it's always sunny ????
February 17, 2026 at 3:09 PM
my coworker just told me he often feels like dennis from it's always sunny ????
i love fish so much, lawrence's fish market my beloved 🩷
February 16, 2026 at 11:01 PM
i love fish so much, lawrence's fish market my beloved 🩷
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rode in a cybertruck against my will today and i can confirm it feels like the inside of a spaceship in a deathtrap kind of way
February 16, 2026 at 10:21 PM
rode in a cybertruck against my will today and i can confirm it feels like the inside of a spaceship in a deathtrap kind of way
must be nice to have all the money in the world to fuck up as much as you want
February 16, 2026 at 10:20 PM
must be nice to have all the money in the world to fuck up as much as you want
first day of new job in t minus 30 minutes 😈
February 16, 2026 at 2:24 PM
first day of new job in t minus 30 minutes 😈
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Woodworking Hack:
instead of wasting a wish on a clamp, ask the monkey’s paw for two other things you need and put your workpiece between its fingers as they curl
instead of wasting a wish on a clamp, ask the monkey’s paw for two other things you need and put your workpiece between its fingers as they curl
February 15, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Woodworking Hack:
instead of wasting a wish on a clamp, ask the monkey’s paw for two other things you need and put your workpiece between its fingers as they curl
instead of wasting a wish on a clamp, ask the monkey’s paw for two other things you need and put your workpiece between its fingers as they curl
tender is the flesh might be one of the most pertinent books written in the past few years
February 15, 2026 at 11:22 PM
tender is the flesh might be one of the most pertinent books written in the past few years
my transgender thoughts are overwhelming me
February 15, 2026 at 11:10 PM
my transgender thoughts are overwhelming me
idk i'm partial to the bottom right
February 15, 2026 at 11:06 PM
idk i'm partial to the bottom right
stop looking at my soft dexterous toes
February 15, 2026 at 10:25 PM
stop looking at my soft dexterous toes
so pretty outside and i have no one to smoke with tonight 💔
February 15, 2026 at 10:22 PM
so pretty outside and i have no one to smoke with tonight 💔
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americans love burgers and buying shit!
upvote my little ass.
upvote my little ass.
February 15, 2026 at 5:44 PM
americans love burgers and buying shit!
upvote my little ass.
upvote my little ass.
thinking about repainting my little heart table with a more durable coating
February 15, 2026 at 6:36 PM
thinking about repainting my little heart table with a more durable coating
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studying my new wood finishing book.. ripping the bong.. gonna go to a dance party later
February 14, 2026 at 9:41 PM
studying my new wood finishing book.. ripping the bong.. gonna go to a dance party later
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rise and grind divas let’s build 0.0001% of communism today
February 14, 2026 at 5:10 PM
rise and grind divas let’s build 0.0001% of communism today
my manager said "admit it sasha... you love it here.." bro i just got a new job idk how else i can express how much i want to leave 😭
February 14, 2026 at 5:08 PM
my manager said "admit it sasha... you love it here.." bro i just got a new job idk how else i can express how much i want to leave 😭
some day i will be able to sleep in again 💔
February 14, 2026 at 12:59 PM
some day i will be able to sleep in again 💔
i think i might hate valentine's day now
February 13, 2026 at 11:58 PM
i think i might hate valentine's day now