sad news out of santa clara this morning. a super bowl commercial practice run with the LiMu Emu has gone south after the animal's parachute failed to deploy, causing the insurance mascot to plummet into the ground. Investigators unsure why a live emu was allowed to participate in the first place

Remember when @murderxbryan.bsky.social called the MJF return on @wrestlingbrain.bsky.social a few weeks ago?

HIRE BRYAN

Gilmore Girls: what if you could be the hottest person in town, but your rich parents also want to give you money

My two favorite things!

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