HENS BENS
@hensbens.bsky.social
Pop music in BLOCK CAPITALS from Fife or Edinburgh or Glasgow or whatever. Very loud nonsense available on Bandcamp, Spotify etc.
Album out now!
https://www.hensbens.org
https://hensbens.bandcamp.com
Contact: hello@hensbens.org
Album out now!
https://www.hensbens.org
https://hensbens.bandcamp.com
Contact: hello@hensbens.org
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HENS BENS
@hensbens.bsky.social
· Jan 17
World's Strongest Band
HENS BENS · Album · 2025 · 13 songs
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Hey, look! WORLD'S STRONGEST BAND is out now! That's the HENS BENS album!
open.spotify.com/album/0738hx...
open.spotify.com/album/0738hx...
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My son came across *coughs* this @hensbens.bsky.social sticker at Ourika Valley in Morocco #WorldsStrongestBand
April 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
My son came across *coughs* this @hensbens.bsky.social sticker at Ourika Valley in Morocco #WorldsStrongestBand
HENS BENS T-SHIRT COMPANY EMPLOYEE BAND RELEASES ALBUM:
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hensbens.bandcamp.com
open.spotify.com/album/0738hx...
hensbens.bandcamp.com
April 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
HENS BENS T-SHIRT COMPANY EMPLOYEE BAND RELEASES ALBUM:
open.spotify.com/album/0738hx...
hensbens.bandcamp.com
open.spotify.com/album/0738hx...
hensbens.bandcamp.com
NEW T-SHIRTS! LIMITED TIME ONLY!
We didn't know which new colours to add, so for the MONTH OF APRIL ONLY we're doing 10 different ones! Must end 30th April!
hensbens.bandcamp.com/merch
We didn't know which new colours to add, so for the MONTH OF APRIL ONLY we're doing 10 different ones! Must end 30th April!
hensbens.bandcamp.com/merch
April 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
NEW T-SHIRTS! LIMITED TIME ONLY!
We didn't know which new colours to add, so for the MONTH OF APRIL ONLY we're doing 10 different ones! Must end 30th April!
hensbens.bandcamp.com/merch
We didn't know which new colours to add, so for the MONTH OF APRIL ONLY we're doing 10 different ones! Must end 30th April!
hensbens.bandcamp.com/merch
March 24, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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Last night’s Last Transmission from Phonic FM. Interview with Infected Senses & #newmusic from @benefitstheband.bsky.social @hensbens.bsky.social @themoonlandingz.bsky.social @psbhq.bsky.social @snappedankles.bsky.social @blondshell.bsky.social @pigsx7.bsky.social www.mixcloud.com/markmontague...
The Last Transmission - 21st March 2025 - Infected Senses interview
Mark and Steve on Exeter's Phonic FM. This week we talk to Exeter's own Kev Winser, aka Infected Senses, about all his current musical activities, including a Music Is Murder show at The Phoenix on Ap...
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March 22, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Last night’s Last Transmission from Phonic FM. Interview with Infected Senses & #newmusic from @benefitstheband.bsky.social @hensbens.bsky.social @themoonlandingz.bsky.social @psbhq.bsky.social @snappedankles.bsky.social @blondshell.bsky.social @pigsx7.bsky.social www.mixcloud.com/markmontague...
Don’t you hate when a band releases a single that sounds nothing like the rest of their album?
YOUR FAVOURITE BAND IS ON THE DRUGS AGAIN (OH NO) is out now!
open.spotify.com/track/0XmERH...
YOUR FAVOURITE BAND IS ON THE DRUGS AGAIN (OH NO) is out now!
open.spotify.com/track/0XmERH...
Your Favourite Band Is On The Drugs Again (Oh No)
HENS BENS · Your Favourite Band Is On The Drugs Again (Oh No) · Song · 2025
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March 21, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Don’t you hate when a band releases a single that sounds nothing like the rest of their album?
YOUR FAVOURITE BAND IS ON THE DRUGS AGAIN (OH NO) is out now!
open.spotify.com/track/0XmERH...
YOUR FAVOURITE BAND IS ON THE DRUGS AGAIN (OH NO) is out now!
open.spotify.com/track/0XmERH...
Reposted by HENS BENS
If you like bands that are a bit wild/mad then this is well worth a listen. There's a live album, too.......
Hey, look! WORLD'S STRONGEST BAND is out now! That's the HENS BENS album!
open.spotify.com/album/0738hx...
open.spotify.com/album/0738hx...
World's Strongest Band
HENS BENS · Album · 2025 · 13 songs
open.spotify.com
March 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
If you like bands that are a bit wild/mad then this is well worth a listen. There's a live album, too.......
Thank you to last week's sold-out WOBTEP test event participants: Marlon from Brazil, David who knows @marcrileydj.bsky.social, and Anna the Cheat.
Please continue to enjoy HENS BENS' excellent album 'WORLD'S STRONGEST BAND' on your streaming service of choice.
Please continue to enjoy HENS BENS' excellent album 'WORLD'S STRONGEST BAND' on your streaming service of choice.
HENS BENS 'WOBTEP' TEST EVENT 1: Edinburgh, Sneaky Pete's, 6th March 2025
YouTube video by The band HENS BENS
youtu.be
March 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Thank you to last week's sold-out WOBTEP test event participants: Marlon from Brazil, David who knows @marcrileydj.bsky.social, and Anna the Cheat.
Please continue to enjoy HENS BENS' excellent album 'WORLD'S STRONGEST BAND' on your streaming service of choice.
Please continue to enjoy HENS BENS' excellent album 'WORLD'S STRONGEST BAND' on your streaming service of choice.
Thank you to @gig-antics.bsky.social for saying nice things about last week’s album launch!
www.gig-antics.live/post/hens-be...
www.gig-antics.live/post/hens-be...
Hens Bens, Sneaky Petes, Edinburgh 06/03/25
There was a total disregard by the band for the future of their careers with this gig to launch their debut album WORLDS STRONGEST BAND as they rightly pointed out, possibly every one of their Edinbur...
www.gig-antics.live
March 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Thank you to @gig-antics.bsky.social for saying nice things about last week’s album launch!
www.gig-antics.live/post/hens-be...
www.gig-antics.live/post/hens-be...
We were too busy blowing up balloons to notice that last night SOLD OUT (!) but we're going to brag about it now because of course we are.
Proper post about the gig later; I'm going back to bed now.
My whole body hurts.
Proper post about the gig later; I'm going back to bed now.
My whole body hurts.
March 7, 2025 at 8:41 AM
We were too busy blowing up balloons to notice that last night SOLD OUT (!) but we're going to brag about it now because of course we are.
Proper post about the gig later; I'm going back to bed now.
My whole body hurts.
Proper post about the gig later; I'm going back to bed now.
My whole body hurts.
March 6, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Reposted by HENS BENS
In March's gig guide, shows from...
@snappedankles.bsky.social
@hensbens.bsky.social
@fomachete.bsky.social
Sacred Paws, Cloth, Machine Orchid, The Dare, and *many* *mAnY* more...
buff.ly/vXGqhkI by @tallahbrash.bsky.social
@snappedankles.bsky.social
@hensbens.bsky.social
@fomachete.bsky.social
Sacred Paws, Cloth, Machine Orchid, The Dare, and *many* *mAnY* more...
buff.ly/vXGqhkI by @tallahbrash.bsky.social
Scottish Live Music Highlights: March 2025 – The Skinny
March brings a batch of record launches from Scottish bands and labels, plus visits from Snapped Ankles, The Dare, Lauren Mayberry and Geordie Greep.
buff.ly
March 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
In March's gig guide, shows from...
@snappedankles.bsky.social
@hensbens.bsky.social
@fomachete.bsky.social
Sacred Paws, Cloth, Machine Orchid, The Dare, and *many* *mAnY* more...
buff.ly/vXGqhkI by @tallahbrash.bsky.social
@snappedankles.bsky.social
@hensbens.bsky.social
@fomachete.bsky.social
Sacred Paws, Cloth, Machine Orchid, The Dare, and *many* *mAnY* more...
buff.ly/vXGqhkI by @tallahbrash.bsky.social
ANALOGUE MUSIC LOVERS: WE HEAR YOU. You’re excited about the HENS BENS gig tomorrow at Sneaky Pete’s and you can’t wait to buy an album. But you don’t want a CD. You want something ANALOGUE.
Introducing the HENS BENS ALBUM BANANA: a download code attached to a banana. £10 at the merch stand.
Introducing the HENS BENS ALBUM BANANA: a download code attached to a banana. £10 at the merch stand.
March 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
ANALOGUE MUSIC LOVERS: WE HEAR YOU. You’re excited about the HENS BENS gig tomorrow at Sneaky Pete’s and you can’t wait to buy an album. But you don’t want a CD. You want something ANALOGUE.
Introducing the HENS BENS ALBUM BANANA: a download code attached to a banana. £10 at the merch stand.
Introducing the HENS BENS ALBUM BANANA: a download code attached to a banana. £10 at the merch stand.
March 4, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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HENS BENS are thrilled to announce WOBTEP, a technological innovation that will change the music industry forever.
The first WOBTEP test will be held at the Sneaky Pete's on Thu 6 March, also featuring @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social and @arrowsmeet.bsky.social.
🎟️ hensbens.org
youtu.be/vrl2_bH9Uhs
The first WOBTEP test will be held at the Sneaky Pete's on Thu 6 March, also featuring @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social and @arrowsmeet.bsky.social.
🎟️ hensbens.org
youtu.be/vrl2_bH9Uhs
HENS BENS presents WOBTEP
YouTube video by The band HENS BENS
youtu.be
February 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
HENS BENS are thrilled to announce WOBTEP, a technological innovation that will change the music industry forever.
The first WOBTEP test will be held at the Sneaky Pete's on Thu 6 March, also featuring @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social and @arrowsmeet.bsky.social.
🎟️ hensbens.org
youtu.be/vrl2_bH9Uhs
The first WOBTEP test will be held at the Sneaky Pete's on Thu 6 March, also featuring @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social and @arrowsmeet.bsky.social.
🎟️ hensbens.org
youtu.be/vrl2_bH9Uhs
We thought he was going to do his usual top-notch Oasis covers so this is very surprising.
I'm doing a rare solo show with the world's strongest band @hensbens.bsky.social and @arrowsmeet.bsky.social in Edinburgh next week so of course I've decided to do songs I've never played live and have never rehearsed because I love experiencing screeching terror. Come down! 6 Mar, Sneaky Pete's!
February 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
We thought he was going to do his usual top-notch Oasis covers so this is very surprising.
HENS BENS are thrilled to announce WOBTEP, a technological innovation that will change the music industry forever.
The first WOBTEP test will be held at the Sneaky Pete's on Thu 6 March, also featuring @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social and @arrowsmeet.bsky.social.
🎟️ hensbens.org
youtu.be/vrl2_bH9Uhs
The first WOBTEP test will be held at the Sneaky Pete's on Thu 6 March, also featuring @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social and @arrowsmeet.bsky.social.
🎟️ hensbens.org
youtu.be/vrl2_bH9Uhs
HENS BENS presents WOBTEP
YouTube video by The band HENS BENS
youtu.be
February 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
HENS BENS are thrilled to announce WOBTEP, a technological innovation that will change the music industry forever.
The first WOBTEP test will be held at the Sneaky Pete's on Thu 6 March, also featuring @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social and @arrowsmeet.bsky.social.
🎟️ hensbens.org
youtu.be/vrl2_bH9Uhs
The first WOBTEP test will be held at the Sneaky Pete's on Thu 6 March, also featuring @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social and @arrowsmeet.bsky.social.
🎟️ hensbens.org
youtu.be/vrl2_bH9Uhs
“HENS BENS FUCKIN RULES”
February 28, 2025 at 9:06 AM
“HENS BENS FUCKIN RULES”
BLOODY HENS BENS COMING OVER HERE PLAYING A SPECIAL ALBUM LAUNCH GIG ON THURSDAY 6th MARCH AT WOKE SNEAKY PETE’S WITH @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social AND @arrowsmeet.bsky.social BLOODY WOKE NONSENSE TICKETS ON SALE
NOW AT www.hensbens.org WHERE’S YOUR POPPY
NOW AT www.hensbens.org WHERE’S YOUR POPPY
February 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
BLOODY HENS BENS COMING OVER HERE PLAYING A SPECIAL ALBUM LAUNCH GIG ON THURSDAY 6th MARCH AT WOKE SNEAKY PETE’S WITH @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social AND @arrowsmeet.bsky.social BLOODY WOKE NONSENSE TICKETS ON SALE
NOW AT www.hensbens.org WHERE’S YOUR POPPY
NOW AT www.hensbens.org WHERE’S YOUR POPPY
Last ever run of pink HENS BENS t-shirts on sale NOW at HENS BENS PREMIUM RETAIL SOLUTIONS!
hensbens.bandcamp.com/merch
hensbens.bandcamp.com/merch
February 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Last ever run of pink HENS BENS t-shirts on sale NOW at HENS BENS PREMIUM RETAIL SOLUTIONS!
hensbens.bandcamp.com/merch
hensbens.bandcamp.com/merch
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Excellent reading here for fans of nice things being said about HENS BENS ⬇️
New Album review.
I have heard the future of rock n roll and its name is @hensbens.bsky.social
thegingerquiff.com/hens-bens-wo...
I have heard the future of rock n roll and its name is @hensbens.bsky.social
thegingerquiff.com/hens-bens-wo...
Hens Bens – World’s Strongest Band – Album Review - The Ginger Quiff
Do you miss off the wall 70s eccentrics Devo? Do you yearn for the cartoon rave-punk of Hadouken!? Are the three Michael’s (and The Shoe of course!) of Slime City one of your favourite live bands? Do ...
thegingerquiff.com
February 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Excellent reading here for fans of nice things being said about HENS BENS ⬇️
Excellent reading here for fans of nice things being said about HENS BENS ⬇️
New Album review.
I have heard the future of rock n roll and its name is @hensbens.bsky.social
thegingerquiff.com/hens-bens-wo...
I have heard the future of rock n roll and its name is @hensbens.bsky.social
thegingerquiff.com/hens-bens-wo...
Hens Bens – World’s Strongest Band – Album Review - The Ginger Quiff
Do you miss off the wall 70s eccentrics Devo? Do you yearn for the cartoon rave-punk of Hadouken!? Are the three Michael’s (and The Shoe of course!) of Slime City one of your favourite live bands? Do ...
thegingerquiff.com
February 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Excellent reading here for fans of nice things being said about HENS BENS ⬇️
The unnamed Scottish political figure I went to school with from the song ‘WANKER’ is in the news again.
PLEASE SLOW DOWN, I HAVEN’T FINISHED THE EXTRA VERSE ABOUT THE LAST THING YOU DID YET.
open.spotify.com/track/3ccjLQ...
PLEASE SLOW DOWN, I HAVEN’T FINISHED THE EXTRA VERSE ABOUT THE LAST THING YOU DID YET.
open.spotify.com/track/3ccjLQ...
Wanker
HENS BENS · World's Strongest Band · Song · 2025
open.spotify.com
February 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The unnamed Scottish political figure I went to school with from the song ‘WANKER’ is in the news again.
PLEASE SLOW DOWN, I HAVEN’T FINISHED THE EXTRA VERSE ABOUT THE LAST THING YOU DID YET.
open.spotify.com/track/3ccjLQ...
PLEASE SLOW DOWN, I HAVEN’T FINISHED THE EXTRA VERSE ABOUT THE LAST THING YOU DID YET.
open.spotify.com/track/3ccjLQ...
Definitely haven’t forgotten to update the Bluesky for like a week.
PLEASE BUY A TICKET FOR OUR SPECIAL ALBUM LAUNCH PARTY WITH MICHAEL M AND ARROWS MEET: www.seetickets.com/event/hens-b...
PLEASE BUY A TICKET FOR OUR SPECIAL ALBUM LAUNCH PARTY WITH MICHAEL M AND ARROWS MEET: www.seetickets.com/event/hens-b...
February 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Definitely haven’t forgotten to update the Bluesky for like a week.
PLEASE BUY A TICKET FOR OUR SPECIAL ALBUM LAUNCH PARTY WITH MICHAEL M AND ARROWS MEET: www.seetickets.com/event/hens-b...
PLEASE BUY A TICKET FOR OUR SPECIAL ALBUM LAUNCH PARTY WITH MICHAEL M AND ARROWS MEET: www.seetickets.com/event/hens-b...