HENS BENS
@hensbens.bsky.social
Pop music in BLOCK CAPITALS from Fife or Edinburgh or Glasgow or whatever. Very loud nonsense available on Bandcamp, Spotify etc.
Album out now!
https://www.hensbens.org
https://hensbens.bandcamp.com
Contact: hello@hensbens.org
Album out now!
https://www.hensbens.org
https://hensbens.bandcamp.com
Contact: hello@hensbens.org
HENS BENS T-SHIRT COMPANY EMPLOYEE BAND RELEASES ALBUM:
open.spotify.com/album/0738hx...
hensbens.bandcamp.com
open.spotify.com/album/0738hx...
hensbens.bandcamp.com
April 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
HENS BENS T-SHIRT COMPANY EMPLOYEE BAND RELEASES ALBUM:
open.spotify.com/album/0738hx...
hensbens.bandcamp.com
open.spotify.com/album/0738hx...
hensbens.bandcamp.com
NEW T-SHIRTS! LIMITED TIME ONLY!
We didn't know which new colours to add, so for the MONTH OF APRIL ONLY we're doing 10 different ones! Must end 30th April!
hensbens.bandcamp.com/merch
We didn't know which new colours to add, so for the MONTH OF APRIL ONLY we're doing 10 different ones! Must end 30th April!
hensbens.bandcamp.com/merch
April 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
NEW T-SHIRTS! LIMITED TIME ONLY!
We didn't know which new colours to add, so for the MONTH OF APRIL ONLY we're doing 10 different ones! Must end 30th April!
hensbens.bandcamp.com/merch
We didn't know which new colours to add, so for the MONTH OF APRIL ONLY we're doing 10 different ones! Must end 30th April!
hensbens.bandcamp.com/merch
We were too busy blowing up balloons to notice that last night SOLD OUT (!) but we're going to brag about it now because of course we are.
Proper post about the gig later; I'm going back to bed now.
My whole body hurts.
Proper post about the gig later; I'm going back to bed now.
My whole body hurts.
March 7, 2025 at 8:41 AM
We were too busy blowing up balloons to notice that last night SOLD OUT (!) but we're going to brag about it now because of course we are.
Proper post about the gig later; I'm going back to bed now.
My whole body hurts.
Proper post about the gig later; I'm going back to bed now.
My whole body hurts.
March 6, 2025 at 11:28 AM
ANALOGUE MUSIC LOVERS: WE HEAR YOU. You’re excited about the HENS BENS gig tomorrow at Sneaky Pete’s and you can’t wait to buy an album. But you don’t want a CD. You want something ANALOGUE.
Introducing the HENS BENS ALBUM BANANA: a download code attached to a banana. £10 at the merch stand.
Introducing the HENS BENS ALBUM BANANA: a download code attached to a banana. £10 at the merch stand.
March 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
ANALOGUE MUSIC LOVERS: WE HEAR YOU. You’re excited about the HENS BENS gig tomorrow at Sneaky Pete’s and you can’t wait to buy an album. But you don’t want a CD. You want something ANALOGUE.
Introducing the HENS BENS ALBUM BANANA: a download code attached to a banana. £10 at the merch stand.
Introducing the HENS BENS ALBUM BANANA: a download code attached to a banana. £10 at the merch stand.
“HENS BENS FUCKIN RULES”
February 28, 2025 at 9:06 AM
“HENS BENS FUCKIN RULES”
BLOODY HENS BENS COMING OVER HERE PLAYING A SPECIAL ALBUM LAUNCH GIG ON THURSDAY 6th MARCH AT WOKE SNEAKY PETE’S WITH @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social AND @arrowsmeet.bsky.social BLOODY WOKE NONSENSE TICKETS ON SALE
NOW AT www.hensbens.org WHERE’S YOUR POPPY
NOW AT www.hensbens.org WHERE’S YOUR POPPY
February 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
BLOODY HENS BENS COMING OVER HERE PLAYING A SPECIAL ALBUM LAUNCH GIG ON THURSDAY 6th MARCH AT WOKE SNEAKY PETE’S WITH @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social AND @arrowsmeet.bsky.social BLOODY WOKE NONSENSE TICKETS ON SALE
NOW AT www.hensbens.org WHERE’S YOUR POPPY
NOW AT www.hensbens.org WHERE’S YOUR POPPY
Last ever run of pink HENS BENS t-shirts on sale NOW at HENS BENS PREMIUM RETAIL SOLUTIONS!
hensbens.bandcamp.com/merch
hensbens.bandcamp.com/merch
February 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Last ever run of pink HENS BENS t-shirts on sale NOW at HENS BENS PREMIUM RETAIL SOLUTIONS!
hensbens.bandcamp.com/merch
hensbens.bandcamp.com/merch
Definitely haven’t forgotten to update the Bluesky for like a week.
PLEASE BUY A TICKET FOR OUR SPECIAL ALBUM LAUNCH PARTY WITH MICHAEL M AND ARROWS MEET: www.seetickets.com/event/hens-b...
PLEASE BUY A TICKET FOR OUR SPECIAL ALBUM LAUNCH PARTY WITH MICHAEL M AND ARROWS MEET: www.seetickets.com/event/hens-b...
February 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Definitely haven’t forgotten to update the Bluesky for like a week.
PLEASE BUY A TICKET FOR OUR SPECIAL ALBUM LAUNCH PARTY WITH MICHAEL M AND ARROWS MEET: www.seetickets.com/event/hens-b...
PLEASE BUY A TICKET FOR OUR SPECIAL ALBUM LAUNCH PARTY WITH MICHAEL M AND ARROWS MEET: www.seetickets.com/event/hens-b...
can't believe they did this
February 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
can't believe they did this
HENS BENS are kings of the support slot, but after perfecting their live show opening for some of the world’s greatest bands, it’s time to see if anyone will actually pay to see them.
6th March! Sneaky Pete’s, Edinburgh!
Also featuring @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social and @arrowsmeet.bsky.social!
6th March! Sneaky Pete’s, Edinburgh!
Also featuring @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social and @arrowsmeet.bsky.social!
January 30, 2025 at 10:11 AM
HENS BENS are kings of the support slot, but after perfecting their live show opening for some of the world’s greatest bands, it’s time to see if anyone will actually pay to see them.
6th March! Sneaky Pete’s, Edinburgh!
Also featuring @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social and @arrowsmeet.bsky.social!
6th March! Sneaky Pete’s, Edinburgh!
Also featuring @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social and @arrowsmeet.bsky.social!
Announcing an exciting thing tomorrow morning…
January 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Announcing an exciting thing tomorrow morning…
A lovely ⭐⭐⭐⭐ review from Betty Mayonnaise at @isthismusic.bsky.social!
www.isthismusic.com/hens-bens
www.isthismusic.com/hens-bens
January 16, 2025 at 10:05 AM
A lovely ⭐⭐⭐⭐ review from Betty Mayonnaise at @isthismusic.bsky.social!
www.isthismusic.com/hens-bens
www.isthismusic.com/hens-bens
Hey look, it’s a full HENS BENS set recording!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=X0fp...
2025 gig announcements coming soon!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=X0fp...
2025 gig announcements coming soon!
January 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Hey look, it’s a full HENS BENS set recording!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=X0fp...
2025 gig announcements coming soon!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=X0fp...
2025 gig announcements coming soon!
“It’s not Christmas until you’ve pre-ordered WORLD’S STRONGEST BAND by HENS BENS” - Santa
Out 17th January!
Out 17th January!
December 24, 2024 at 1:18 PM
“It’s not Christmas until you’ve pre-ordered WORLD’S STRONGEST BAND by HENS BENS” - Santa
Out 17th January!
Out 17th January!
Thanks @bandcamp.com
I think we only sold a single and two t-shirts last Friday so I’m surprised to find that we’re the heartbeat of the whole website.
Suck it, other bands.
I think we only sold a single and two t-shirts last Friday so I’m surprised to find that we’re the heartbeat of the whole website.
Suck it, other bands.
December 11, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Thanks @bandcamp.com
I think we only sold a single and two t-shirts last Friday so I’m surprised to find that we’re the heartbeat of the whole website.
Suck it, other bands.
I think we only sold a single and two t-shirts last Friday so I’m surprised to find that we’re the heartbeat of the whole website.
Suck it, other bands.
ALBUM ANNOUNCEMENT!
WORLD'S STRONGEST BAND will be released on 17th January 2025 on CD, Bandcamp and streaming! Pre-orders open soon.
If you backed our Kickstarter you might want to check your email this morning...
WORLD'S STRONGEST BAND will be released on 17th January 2025 on CD, Bandcamp and streaming! Pre-orders open soon.
If you backed our Kickstarter you might want to check your email this morning...
December 5, 2024 at 9:57 AM
ALBUM ANNOUNCEMENT!
WORLD'S STRONGEST BAND will be released on 17th January 2025 on CD, Bandcamp and streaming! Pre-orders open soon.
If you backed our Kickstarter you might want to check your email this morning...
WORLD'S STRONGEST BAND will be released on 17th January 2025 on CD, Bandcamp and streaming! Pre-orders open soon.
If you backed our Kickstarter you might want to check your email this morning...
FIRST 2025 GIG ANNOUNCEMENT!
You know the bit in Welcome To The Jungle where Axl Rose sings the word "down" a bunch of times? We took his advice and applied it to a map. As such we're supporting SUPER BURNER at their album launch night in Gateshead, England in February.
Tickets on sale Friday!
You know the bit in Welcome To The Jungle where Axl Rose sings the word "down" a bunch of times? We took his advice and applied it to a map. As such we're supporting SUPER BURNER at their album launch night in Gateshead, England in February.
Tickets on sale Friday!
December 3, 2024 at 11:15 AM
FIRST 2025 GIG ANNOUNCEMENT!
You know the bit in Welcome To The Jungle where Axl Rose sings the word "down" a bunch of times? We took his advice and applied it to a map. As such we're supporting SUPER BURNER at their album launch night in Gateshead, England in February.
Tickets on sale Friday!
You know the bit in Welcome To The Jungle where Axl Rose sings the word "down" a bunch of times? We took his advice and applied it to a map. As such we're supporting SUPER BURNER at their album launch night in Gateshead, England in February.
Tickets on sale Friday!
December 1, 2024 at 11:02 AM