hemantoysinmyass
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Black people are the only people I know who will gospelize a regular song 😭
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Black people are the only people I know who will gospelize a regular song 😭
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*a guy on the highway cuts me off so I look away from the road to navigate menus to try to type “1337” (gamer reference) to open my glovebox; I drift into oncoming traffic and collide with a Boar’s Head® delivery truck, giving my burning wreck the savory aroma of PitCraft® Slow Smoked Turkey Breast*
way funnier knowing in any emergency situation she'd have to be clicking through a bunch of submenus to even open the glovebox
March 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
*a guy on the highway cuts me off so I look away from the road to navigate menus to try to type “1337” (gamer reference) to open my glovebox; I drift into oncoming traffic and collide with a Boar’s Head® delivery truck, giving my burning wreck the savory aroma of PitCraft® Slow Smoked Turkey Breast*
Beige Frequency with another banger
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlUg...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlUg...
Comedy's Worst Sellouts: The Riyadh Comedy Festival | Part 1
YouTube video by Beige Frequency
www.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Beige Frequency with another banger
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlUg...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlUg...
𝗚𝗿𝗶𝗺 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗽𝗲𝗿: Any last words bitch?
𝗠𝗲: Alexa play 𝗠𝗮𝗺𝗯𝗼 𝗡𝗼. 𝟱 on infinite repeat
𝗠𝗲: Alexa play 𝗠𝗮𝗺𝗯𝗼 𝗡𝗼. 𝟱 on infinite repeat
December 2, 2025 at 9:19 AM
𝗚𝗿𝗶𝗺 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗽𝗲𝗿: Any last words bitch?
𝗠𝗲: Alexa play 𝗠𝗮𝗺𝗯𝗼 𝗡𝗼. 𝟱 on infinite repeat
𝗠𝗲: Alexa play 𝗠𝗮𝗺𝗯𝗼 𝗡𝗼. 𝟱 on infinite repeat
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The Gunsmith Cats Omnibus release concludes this week with Volume 3, available now!
Order your copy: https://bit.ly/48yzPtF
By Kenichi Sonoda, translated by Dana Lewis & Toren Smith, with lettering from Studio Cutie.
Order your copy: https://bit.ly/48yzPtF
By Kenichi Sonoda, translated by Dana Lewis & Toren Smith, with lettering from Studio Cutie.
December 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The Gunsmith Cats Omnibus release concludes this week with Volume 3, available now!
Order your copy: https://bit.ly/48yzPtF
By Kenichi Sonoda, translated by Dana Lewis & Toren Smith, with lettering from Studio Cutie.
Order your copy: https://bit.ly/48yzPtF
By Kenichi Sonoda, translated by Dana Lewis & Toren Smith, with lettering from Studio Cutie.
December 1, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Dozen LAPD cops pulled guns and ordered an innocent Uber driver out of his car.
Why? Because a cop entered the WRONG license plate into their computer.
The LAPD admitted they messed up but refused to hold the cops accountable for this unlawful stop. open.substack.com/pub/filmthep...
Why? Because a cop entered the WRONG license plate into their computer.
The LAPD admitted they messed up but refused to hold the cops accountable for this unlawful stop. open.substack.com/pub/filmthep...
LAPD Mistake Leads to Unlawful Stop
LAPD error led to an innocent Uber driver being wrongly held at gunpoint — and LAPD insists nothing was done wrong.
open.substack.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Dozen LAPD cops pulled guns and ordered an innocent Uber driver out of his car.
Why? Because a cop entered the WRONG license plate into their computer.
The LAPD admitted they messed up but refused to hold the cops accountable for this unlawful stop. open.substack.com/pub/filmthep...
Why? Because a cop entered the WRONG license plate into their computer.
The LAPD admitted they messed up but refused to hold the cops accountable for this unlawful stop. open.substack.com/pub/filmthep...
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I'm back!. This one shows that "Grindylows", also known as, "Jenny Greenteeth(s)" exist in this world.
www.fatedcomic.com/fated-the-co...
#coloringbook #coloringpage #coloring #cryptozoology #monsters #magic #cartooning #characterdesign #oc #art #characterdesigner
www.fatedcomic.com/fated-the-co...
#coloringbook #coloringpage #coloring #cryptozoology #monsters #magic #cartooning #characterdesign #oc #art #characterdesigner
November 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I'm back!. This one shows that "Grindylows", also known as, "Jenny Greenteeth(s)" exist in this world.
www.fatedcomic.com/fated-the-co...
#coloringbook #coloringpage #coloring #cryptozoology #monsters #magic #cartooning #characterdesign #oc #art #characterdesigner
www.fatedcomic.com/fated-the-co...
#coloringbook #coloringpage #coloring #cryptozoology #monsters #magic #cartooning #characterdesign #oc #art #characterdesigner
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Holiday Nocturne No.2
8”x7” Oil on cradled wood panel
Available on my website.
8”x7” Oil on cradled wood panel
Available on my website.
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Holiday Nocturne No.2
8”x7” Oil on cradled wood panel
Available on my website.
8”x7” Oil on cradled wood panel
Available on my website.
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Weather it’s Joe Biden pardoning kids who were caught with a couple ounces of weed or Donald Trump pardoning the Honduran president who smuggled in 400 tons of cocaine, both presidents were soft on drugs.
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Weather it’s Joe Biden pardoning kids who were caught with a couple ounces of weed or Donald Trump pardoning the Honduran president who smuggled in 400 tons of cocaine, both presidents were soft on drugs.
Homie did it up right
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Homie did it up right
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Drawing some guys (ipad sketches)
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Drawing some guys (ipad sketches)
