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helpmeimsmall.bsky.social
Barbara Baudour
@helpmeimsmall.bsky.social
small wife and one third of Clutch My Pearls podcast
Tyson doesn’t like being wet and he doesn’t like when I dry him off. Life is a prison.
July 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Accidentally watched 0.4 seconds of a tornado on TikTok so my fyp will be 90% extreme weather for the next 6 months.
May 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
New life goal is to become a therapist and a client will say they don’t understand what gaslighting is and I’ll play It Wasn’t Me by Shaggy and they’ll say wow I finally understand gaslighting thank you so much and then they’ll fire me
May 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Why hot if clouds
May 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Wouldn’t it be so dumb to grow a tiktok following but stop posting right when you start a podcast so you never promote it to any of your followers? That would be sooo silly and dumb
May 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I know people have good intentions but sometimes you’ll be like hey I feel like I’m drowning and they’ll go “omg why didn’t you say anything?? Here’s a whistle!”
December 5, 2024 at 10:36 PM
I’m working 6 days a week and don’t have the energy to run another social media account. Please listen to Clutch My Pearls, there’s a new episode out now everywhere podcasts are found, new episodes every Tuesday, and video episodes are on our YouTube channel. Bonus episodes on Patreon. Thank you.
December 3, 2024 at 6:42 PM
past me: I don’t think I have ADHD

*accidentally bumps into the wall for the ninth time that week*
November 26, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Reposted by Barbara Baudour
i see you posted a joke. here are the facts
November 23, 2024 at 12:45 AM
What a great year to skip family thanksgiving
November 25, 2024 at 1:25 AM
OCD is cool it’s fine it’s whatever, but it won’t let me see a chiropractor which is a bummer because I sincerely think a lot of my problems could be solved if someone just tried to snap my spine like a tree branch.
November 22, 2024 at 7:32 PM
The smartest dog could drive a car but the smartest cat could do my taxes.
November 17, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Reposted by Barbara Baudour
kinda worried about something. don’t know what it is yet
November 15, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Reposted by Barbara Baudour
BSKY HOT TIP:
i think many of you are not seeing posts featuring video embeds etc as these seem to be toggled OFF by default!

go to Settings, and scroll down to External Media Preferences under Privacy
in there, you'll find a series of toggles! switch on any you would like to see in your feed!
November 15, 2024 at 10:27 PM
I keep getting new followers and I have no idea what any of your names are so if I know you irl and don’t follow back, please trust that it IS personal and it’s because I DO hate you.
November 16, 2024 at 4:55 PM
I think the only thing I like about this app is Paul F Tompkins
November 15, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Reposted by Barbara Baudour
I think the Dead Herman Cain account should be allowed on here
November 15, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Give us saved drafts ffs please
November 6, 2024 at 8:18 PM
I’m going to invent cryptocurrency
September 19, 2023 at 6:25 PM
Could someone please decide what I’m doing with my life? Thanks!
July 26, 2023 at 7:02 PM