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Elizabeth
@hellohooper.bsky.social
· Nov 7
I’ll do the thing!
I’m Elizabeth, an unfortunate blue vote in a red state.
•sims 4
•BG3
•Critical Role
•Lots of music
•Excel
•BDP
•Lots of other things 🤪
I’m a mom and a wife, Twitter was always my doom scroll but I just can’t anymore 🙃
I’m Elizabeth, an unfortunate blue vote in a red state.
•sims 4
•BG3
•Critical Role
•Lots of music
•Excel
•BDP
•Lots of other things 🤪
I’m a mom and a wife, Twitter was always my doom scroll but I just can’t anymore 🙃
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yet another example of democrats handing donald trump a win for absolutely no reason
January 19, 2025 at 5:16 AM
yet another example of democrats handing donald trump a win for absolutely no reason
Guess I’m back here for doomscrolling
January 19, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Guess I’m back here for doomscrolling
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i genuinely feel blind since i deactivated my twitter. like, i don’t wanna be on there, but i legitimately feel significantly less politically and culturally informed. it sucks
December 17, 2024 at 1:42 AM
i genuinely feel blind since i deactivated my twitter. like, i don’t wanna be on there, but i legitimately feel significantly less politically and culturally informed. it sucks
Crying in my car: corporate edition
November 21, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Crying in my car: corporate edition
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Hate when bad things happen to dumb people (me)
November 17, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Hate when bad things happen to dumb people (me)
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Be careful, taking a short rest in the Feywild can have unforeseen consequences… #fantasyart
November 17, 2024 at 11:07 AM
Be careful, taking a short rest in the Feywild can have unforeseen consequences… #fantasyart
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Make America Healthy Again lasted less than a Scaramucci
November 17, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Make America Healthy Again lasted less than a Scaramucci
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Says a lot about this culture that "hold hands and sing kumbaya" has become an idiom to call someone naïve or idealistic, when the song itself is a literal cry for divine intervention in the face of the increasing certainty that nothing else will bring about the change the singer desperately needs.
November 11, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Says a lot about this culture that "hold hands and sing kumbaya" has become an idiom to call someone naïve or idealistic, when the song itself is a literal cry for divine intervention in the face of the increasing certainty that nothing else will bring about the change the singer desperately needs.
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guy fieri’s spiky hair might seem weird at first, until you realize it is his natural defense against getting ratatouilled in the kitchen
November 12, 2024 at 3:18 AM
guy fieri’s spiky hair might seem weird at first, until you realize it is his natural defense against getting ratatouilled in the kitchen
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pathetic. fuck off
November 9, 2024 at 11:35 PM
pathetic. fuck off
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[yelling over club music] Do you think we’re ever truly forgiven
November 9, 2024 at 10:33 PM
[yelling over club music] Do you think we’re ever truly forgiven
I am going to make it through this term, if it kills me.
Singing it over and over 🙃 @themountaingoats.bsky.social
Singing it over and over 🙃 @themountaingoats.bsky.social
November 9, 2024 at 11:07 PM
I am going to make it through this term, if it kills me.
Singing it over and over 🙃 @themountaingoats.bsky.social
Singing it over and over 🙃 @themountaingoats.bsky.social
Worked overtime all week. My wife just tucked me into bed with my weighted blanket, a fan on, and thunderstorm sounds playing. 😭❤️
November 9, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Worked overtime all week. My wife just tucked me into bed with my weighted blanket, a fan on, and thunderstorm sounds playing. 😭❤️
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it is so important to remember that you are not immune to propaganda. i am though.
November 8, 2024 at 11:43 PM
it is so important to remember that you are not immune to propaganda. i am though.
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Is there anyone hotter than Brandi Carlile?
November 8, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Is there anyone hotter than Brandi Carlile?
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I didn’t realize how many ads I was getting until coming on here and actually SEEING all of your tweets
November 7, 2024 at 2:09 PM
I didn’t realize how many ads I was getting until coming on here and actually SEEING all of your tweets
“Mommy, I have a surprise for you… TADA!! Natural disasters!”
The life of an autism mom is never without interesting fixations 🤪
The life of an autism mom is never without interesting fixations 🤪
November 8, 2024 at 1:36 PM
“Mommy, I have a surprise for you… TADA!! Natural disasters!”
The life of an autism mom is never without interesting fixations 🤪
The life of an autism mom is never without interesting fixations 🤪
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A majority of votes. After being found liable for sexual abuse, convicted of felonies, and inciting a coup attempt. In a more decrepit and incoherent state than ever. Against a qualified and historic candidate.
It’ll never make sense.
It’ll never make sense.
November 8, 2024 at 1:50 AM
A majority of votes. After being found liable for sexual abuse, convicted of felonies, and inciting a coup attempt. In a more decrepit and incoherent state than ever. Against a qualified and historic candidate.
It’ll never make sense.
It’ll never make sense.
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oh god I'm doing it, it's happening, I'm deleting my entire Twitter archive because I just don't trust that malevolent clown with it, fuck it really feels like the end of an era
November 7, 2024 at 10:26 PM
oh god I'm doing it, it's happening, I'm deleting my entire Twitter archive because I just don't trust that malevolent clown with it, fuck it really feels like the end of an era