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This is why announcing the game of the year nominees in early November is stupid
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This is why announcing the game of the year nominees in early November is stupid
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My friend on discord made this
September 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
My friend on discord made this
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I consider it my professional obligation to inflict as much collateral psychic damage on passing web designers as possible.
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I consider it my professional obligation to inflict as much collateral psychic damage on passing web designers as possible.
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Y'know what, I'll absolutely take this too
November 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Y'know what, I'll absolutely take this too
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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This game has led to the funniest posting ever honestly I can’t even be mad.
November 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
This game has led to the funniest posting ever honestly I can’t even be mad.
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I started tearing up
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I started tearing up
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everyone keeps telling me this post is yuri
i get why this is common consensus but ppl being like "the steam controller is kinda ugly but the functionality is great!" makes me shake my head. i think it looks beautiful. shes so unique and tall. the thumbsticks look shiny gorgeous. the slight rotation on the trackpads is so playful.
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
everyone keeps telling me this post is yuri
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the ring racers experience
November 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
the ring racers experience
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"i crash cars on purpose" > eew get away from me!!
"im a eroguro kurumajoshi" > Can I join your discord server
"im a eroguro kurumajoshi" > Can I join your discord server
March 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
"i crash cars on purpose" > eew get away from me!!
"im a eroguro kurumajoshi" > Can I join your discord server
"im a eroguro kurumajoshi" > Can I join your discord server
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"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
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I’m kind of starting to believe because hell if I know what else it could be
White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I’m kind of starting to believe because hell if I know what else it could be
i still cant get over how tonight's smiling friends has a fucking europa universalis 4 joke in it. this feels targeted.
November 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
i still cant get over how tonight's smiling friends has a fucking europa universalis 4 joke in it. this feels targeted.
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Lucifer speech on the Neutral Route feels like this
November 29, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Lucifer speech on the Neutral Route feels like this
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FINALLY—HYPERPROTESTANTISM
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
FINALLY—HYPERPROTESTANTISM
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“straight up giving the president a bar of gold” is where we’re at now on the “corruption isn’t real” scale
good work, John Roberts
good work, John Roberts
"It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it." said one administration official.
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
“straight up giving the president a bar of gold” is where we’re at now on the “corruption isn’t real” scale
good work, John Roberts
good work, John Roberts
my new low stakes conspiracy theory is that the department of defense directly requested the ai ghibli art style in black ops 7
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
my new low stakes conspiracy theory is that the department of defense directly requested the ai ghibli art style in black ops 7