Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨
@hellamander.com
"Some people think a salamander is just a damp lizard but it’s actually a long frog" —@secase.bsky.social
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Seattle area
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🐘: https://animal.business/@hellamander
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Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨
@hellamander.com
· Jul 31
O 2 live in a moss-covered log on the sun-dappled forest floor
僕かなぁぁ
We were at KEXP yesterday, and spotted this tile on the building - totally has to be a fur! X3
August 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
僕かなぁぁ
8mo check-in: still around and doing well, replaced social media with RSS feeds from D&D, board game, indie game, and engineering websites. Watching lots of Dropout and listening to screenwriting and improv podcasts. Reading a lot. Petting dogs daily. Love you all ❤️
August 16, 2025 at 4:55 AM
8mo check-in: still around and doing well, replaced social media with RSS feeds from D&D, board game, indie game, and engineering websites. Watching lots of Dropout and listening to screenwriting and improv podcasts. Reading a lot. Petting dogs daily. Love you all ❤️
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Christmas creature shines so bright 🌟
December 9, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Christmas creature shines so bright 🌟
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Artists, and anyone who uses cash payment apps. Keep an eye out for 1099-K forms. Venmo, Cash, Apple Pay, etc., are required to file these if you received more than $5000 in total sales this year. If you don’t report it on your taxes they’ll come after you. Gifts dont count. youtu.be/NCVKF264jOc
New IRS $600 Tax Rule for 2024 (Venmo - Cash App - PayPal)
YouTube video by ClearValue Tax
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December 8, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Artists, and anyone who uses cash payment apps. Keep an eye out for 1099-K forms. Venmo, Cash, Apple Pay, etc., are required to file these if you received more than $5000 in total sales this year. If you don’t report it on your taxes they’ll come after you. Gifts dont count. youtu.be/NCVKF264jOc
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if you’re cold The Thing is cold, bring it inside
December 8, 2024 at 12:39 AM
if you’re cold The Thing is cold, bring it inside
I call this toy Wet Deer because it is the perfect slobber sponge and immediately soaked when he picks it up
December 7, 2024 at 7:39 AM
I call this toy Wet Deer because it is the perfect slobber sponge and immediately soaked when he picks it up
How did I forget about The Scofflaws ??? I got this CD as a free promo during college and it's still one of my favorites #ska #ska #ska
youtu.be/X0s4TxqREc8
youtu.be/X0s4TxqREc8
Paul Getty
YouTube video by Pasión SKA!!
youtu.be
December 7, 2024 at 7:31 AM
How did I forget about The Scofflaws ??? I got this CD as a free promo during college and it's still one of my favorites #ska #ska #ska
youtu.be/X0s4TxqREc8
youtu.be/X0s4TxqREc8
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*sponsored by surf shark*
look at this amazing art Squidinu did of Kyle. aaaahhh I love it. <333
not very Christmas-y, but whatever. all I wanted was more art of my guy.
#digitalart #furryart #artbyothers #shark #synth
look at this amazing art Squidinu did of Kyle. aaaahhh I love it. <333
not very Christmas-y, but whatever. all I wanted was more art of my guy.
#digitalart #furryart #artbyothers #shark #synth
December 6, 2024 at 2:02 PM
*sponsored by surf shark*
look at this amazing art Squidinu did of Kyle. aaaahhh I love it. <333
not very Christmas-y, but whatever. all I wanted was more art of my guy.
#digitalart #furryart #artbyothers #shark #synth
look at this amazing art Squidinu did of Kyle. aaaahhh I love it. <333
not very Christmas-y, but whatever. all I wanted was more art of my guy.
#digitalart #furryart #artbyothers #shark #synth
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Sure pal. Whatever you say
December 5, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Sure pal. Whatever you say
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My other insane idea for #fc2025 is to recreate the old #siliconvalleymap but make it furry (and encompassing the entire history of the area in one map). Probably can’t do it for FC, but still want to! You can help by contributing knowledge in this thread and sharing the post w other old bay furs.
December 6, 2024 at 1:04 AM
My other insane idea for #fc2025 is to recreate the old #siliconvalleymap but make it furry (and encompassing the entire history of the area in one map). Probably can’t do it for FC, but still want to! You can help by contributing knowledge in this thread and sharing the post w other old bay furs.
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I thought this was simply a typo but now I’m being told what gunge is
December 5, 2024 at 11:23 PM
I thought this was simply a typo but now I’m being told what gunge is
So long Wilmot, I hope you worked it out
December 5, 2024 at 6:18 AM
So long Wilmot, I hope you worked it out
All of the music I listen to is on an SD card in my 2013 Volkswagen. I exist outside the panopticon
This is a terrible time of year for me.
I don't use Spotify and therefore can't participate in the meme thing. 😔
I don't use Spotify and therefore can't participate in the meme thing. 😔
December 5, 2024 at 4:37 AM
All of the music I listen to is on an SD card in my 2013 Volkswagen. I exist outside the panopticon
Fried ice cream is back on the menu boys
Remember Chi-Chi's? Minnesota-born Mexican chain to stage comeback
Chi-Chi's operated in Minneapolis for 28 years.
bringmethenews.com
December 4, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Fried ice cream is back on the menu boys
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What if a convention did groundhog day as a theme? Opening ceremonies all 3 days in a row, it just gets a little more grand each time. Day 1 is normal. Day 2 is deja vu and some people have somehow learned skills. Day 3 they're paranoid and announce themselves as gods that can't die.
December 1, 2024 at 4:56 AM
What if a convention did groundhog day as a theme? Opening ceremonies all 3 days in a row, it just gets a little more grand each time. Day 1 is normal. Day 2 is deja vu and some people have somehow learned skills. Day 3 they're paranoid and announce themselves as gods that can't die.
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I cooked a lot and drank a whole bottle of wine
November 29, 2024 at 6:01 AM
I cooked a lot and drank a whole bottle of wine
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Aw yes tomorrow (today) is the tenth episode of 'Til Death Do Us Blart, an annual rewatch and review of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, a task that the hosts (the MacElroy brothers + friends) have promised to repeat every year until they die
Til Death Do Us Blart
TV & Film Podcast · 11 Episodes · Updated Bimonthly
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November 28, 2024 at 9:01 AM
Aw yes tomorrow (today) is the tenth episode of 'Til Death Do Us Blart, an annual rewatch and review of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, a task that the hosts (the MacElroy brothers + friends) have promised to repeat every year until they die
We're so close to a Tommy Westphall crossover breakthrough
November 27, 2024 at 8:54 PM
We're so close to a Tommy Westphall crossover breakthrough
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What me and the mutuals are into
November 23, 2024 at 9:04 PM
What me and the mutuals are into
Sam & Max creator/artist Steve Purcell is here! (if it's not a spoof account) My brother and I were super into Sam and Max in the mid 90s -- my brother sent a letter to Steve and he replied along with a pencil drawing of Max on the envelope, and it was the coolest thing that had ever happened
November 23, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Sam & Max creator/artist Steve Purcell is here! (if it's not a spoof account) My brother and I were super into Sam and Max in the mid 90s -- my brother sent a letter to Steve and he replied along with a pencil drawing of Max on the envelope, and it was the coolest thing that had ever happened
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When was the last time you saw a piece of media and thought, "that gecko fucks."
GenZ have seen beautiful geckos, with taught scales overlaid abdomen. But GenZ have never seen *horny* geckos. Butterfly-dancing weapons of toned threat. They have never seen sex before it happens.
GenZ have seen beautiful geckos, with taught scales overlaid abdomen. But GenZ have never seen *horny* geckos. Butterfly-dancing weapons of toned threat. They have never seen sex before it happens.
November 23, 2024 at 5:14 AM
When was the last time you saw a piece of media and thought, "that gecko fucks."
GenZ have seen beautiful geckos, with taught scales overlaid abdomen. But GenZ have never seen *horny* geckos. Butterfly-dancing weapons of toned threat. They have never seen sex before it happens.
GenZ have seen beautiful geckos, with taught scales overlaid abdomen. But GenZ have never seen *horny* geckos. Butterfly-dancing weapons of toned threat. They have never seen sex before it happens.
Started watching "A Man on the Inside", Mike Schur's new show w/ Ted Danson and a bunch of Brooklyn 99 actors, and it's very cute so far
November 23, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Started watching "A Man on the Inside", Mike Schur's new show w/ Ted Danson and a bunch of Brooklyn 99 actors, and it's very cute so far