Steinbeck/Hellamander🦎✨
@hellamander.com
"Some people think a salamander is just a damp lizard but it’s actually a long frog" —@secase.bsky.social
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Seattle area
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🐘: https://animal.business/@hellamander
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he/him/🦎/🏳️🌈
Seattle area
🔞
🐘: https://animal.business/@hellamander
Icon by Crisstail
I call this toy Wet Deer because it is the perfect slobber sponge and immediately soaked when he picks it up
December 7, 2024 at 7:39 AM
I call this toy Wet Deer because it is the perfect slobber sponge and immediately soaked when he picks it up
So long Wilmot, I hope you worked it out
December 5, 2024 at 6:18 AM
So long Wilmot, I hope you worked it out
I cooked a lot and drank a whole bottle of wine
November 29, 2024 at 6:01 AM
I cooked a lot and drank a whole bottle of wine
Citywide vitamin D supplements
November 26, 2024 at 7:27 AM
Citywide vitamin D supplements
Finishing up a 90-day, 5x/week workout program. Put on 10 lbs (intentionally). This one was a weird, ever-changing program, and I'll be glad to get back to normal barbell grinding for a while
November 16, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Finishing up a 90-day, 5x/week workout program. Put on 10 lbs (intentionally). This one was a weird, ever-changing program, and I'll be glad to get back to normal barbell grinding for a while
"Is it sleepy time for dogs?" I ask unnecessarily
November 16, 2024 at 8:34 AM
"Is it sleepy time for dogs?" I ask unnecessarily
firewood helper
November 16, 2024 at 2:34 AM
firewood helper
Home with dog, fire, KEXP
November 16, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Home with dog, fire, KEXP
Oof this is fast and tricky
November 12, 2024 at 8:02 AM
Oof this is fast and tricky
This day will soon be at an end
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November 12, 2024 at 5:28 AM
This day will soon be at an end
And now it's even sooner
And now it's even sooner
And now it's even sooner
This day will soon be at an end
And now it's even sooner
And now it's sooner still
And now it's even sooner
And now it's even sooner
And now it's even sooner
This day will soon be at an end
And now it's even sooner
And now it's sooner still
If you were a villain who would you be? 🔥🦑🌵
November 10, 2024 at 5:45 AM
If you were a villain who would you be? 🔥🦑🌵
Go vote for Harris/Walz then we can yell at them to do the right thing. The other guys would rather imprison/deport/shoot us than spend a single second listening to us
November 5, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Go vote for Harris/Walz then we can yell at them to do the right thing. The other guys would rather imprison/deport/shoot us than spend a single second listening to us
Sunday Sunday Sunday
November 3, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Sunday Sunday Sunday
I like sticking my face directly in my dog's face when he's chewing
November 2, 2024 at 1:44 AM
I like sticking my face directly in my dog's face when he's chewing
Sippin on my Chance XL (unflared)
October 28, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Sippin on my Chance XL (unflared)
October 26, 2024 at 8:20 AM
Generative machine learning models are not long-running services that continually learn and fire off answers. They're just big tables of fixed numbers and some math. If you had a printout of those tables you could generate the same responses with pen and paper (and a loooot of time)
October 25, 2024 at 6:22 AM
Generative machine learning models are not long-running services that continually learn and fire off answers. They're just big tables of fixed numbers and some math. If you had a printout of those tables you could generate the same responses with pen and paper (and a loooot of time)
Sent 200 hand-written post cards to dem voters in Ohio, the state I grew up in. I'm terrified of phone calls or door knocking, but writing pssch
October 25, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Sent 200 hand-written post cards to dem voters in Ohio, the state I grew up in. I'm terrified of phone calls or door knocking, but writing pssch