Helin Storheim
helinstorheim.bsky.social
Helin Storheim
@helinstorheim.bsky.social
He didn't act alone. Every MAGA supporter and Republican shares the responsibility for our declining global standing.
March 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
You're giving him food.
Jesus christ, was I giving him ideas?
February 19, 2025 at 11:48 AM
This would look amazing as a wall mural illuminated by a blacklight!
January 21, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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January 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Oh, that's bad. Right? Isn't it?
January 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Let's face it, 2025 has sucked and we're only 5% into it, but yesterday I was gifted pastries, and sweet carbs made it all just a little better.
January 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I agree! The nonsense she told us about a genocide will not be forgotten.
Karine Jean-Pierre gives her final White House press briefing.

"I would not be here today if it were not for generations of barrier-breaking people before me. I have stood on their shoulders."

I'm gonna miss KJP.
January 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Where did this happen?!
one time at a hotel I woke up from a nap to find a cat staring at me. it had climbed in through the hotel window. I called the front desk like "???" and they said yup your room comes with a cat
January 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Is Mike Lindell's new product aimed at his lawyers since the sneakers didn't take off?
Donut Pillow Shit For Smothering
January 16, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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Ridiculously pathetic.
January 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I've been there! Haha!
How to make home made charcoal:

Step 1. Put dinner in the oven.

Step 2. Quickly just check one thing on the Internet.
January 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
It seems like Markwayne might be admitting to having his own issues with drinking.
this was an amazing moment. "We got all kinds of drunks and adulterers here! what's one more?"
Markwayne Mullin: "Senator Kaine, or I guess I better use the senator from Virginia, starts bringing up the fact that 'what if you showed up drunk to your job?' How many senators have shown up drunk to vote at night? ... how many senators have gotten a divorce for cheating?"
January 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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i am watching clips from the hegseth hearings and it is a goddamn insult
to this country that this chucklefuck was even nominated
January 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Even if Pete started off sober, the pressure and opportunity to convince himself he could handle a drink, especially on the Army's dime, was overwhelming. Wow, trouble ahead!
The Hegseth hearing is doing one thing incredibly well: it’s establishing that when his leadership at DoD fails, it’ll be clear that GOP Senators knew, excused it, and they own it. Serious concerns about experience & judgment are literally being laughed off.
January 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Hey George, can I take care of the rabbits?
I did, in fact, say this, and it is, unfortunately, in fact, true
January 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Who would have thought that these "successful" pioneers would fear a whiny coward who can’t find his own path?
January 14, 2025 at 8:45 AM
It's surprising how anyone with genuine talent can keep working for Elu the Mule or Zuck.
January 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
She might dislike typical energy drinks, but she should try "Black Black" from Japan. This energy supplement is available as gum and hard candy, essentially caffeinated candy. Both have a bold peppermint flavor that energizes you.
I’ve been drinking coffee since I was 8. We didn’t have a coffee maker. Everyone else drank tea. I drank instant coffee & loved it. Drank it non-stop.

Years later, my mom had half a cup, got wired & was like “you’ve been doing this every day?!?”

Coffee was only for special occasions after that.
January 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM