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Helen Thwaite
@helenrosethwaite.bsky.social
🧶Crocheter ⌨️Writer 🎤Singer ⚔️DM 🖖Nerd 🧠ADHD ❤️Bi 🥬Green ♀️She/Her

https://bit.ly/m/twocrows
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🎯Ko-Fi goal of £100 to help set up Two Crows as a viable business. Funds will go towards buying resin and jewellery supplies. (I've enough yarn to be going on with right now!)

#TwoCrowsCrochet #IndieBusiness #DisabledCrafter
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At the risk of getting inundated with pitches promo posts, I'm looking for a graphic designer who can create Volker's mask.

Because I'm gonna damn well self-publish ACD and I need a cover.
November 19, 2025 at 10:44 AM
#TwoCrowsCrochet info

Last Posting Dates 2025:

Wednesday 17 December
Royal Mail 2nd Class & 2nd Class Signed For

Friday 19 December
Royal Mail Tracked 48

Saturday 20 December
Royal Mail 1st Class & 1st Class Signed For

Monday 22 December
Royal Mail Tracked 24
November 19, 2025 at 9:56 AM
@campylobacter.bsky.social Another no for ACD. 😮‍💨
November 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Get this in my eyeballs immediately
LESBIAN SPACE PRINCESS (2024)
Streaming Now
VOD/Digital – Sale/Rental (Apple, Amazon, Fandango at Home, etc.)
#LesbianSpacePrincess
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
SOLD!!!
🆕OOAK fingerless dragon-scale mitts in Stylecraft Batik Elements. Ready to buy!🛍️

ko-fi.com/s/5bb8f2b248

#TwoCrowsCrochet #DisabledCrafter #MHHSBD
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
🆕OOAK fingerless dragon-scale mitts in Stylecraft Batik Elements. Ready to buy!🛍️

ko-fi.com/s/5bb8f2b248

#TwoCrowsCrochet #DisabledCrafter #MHHSBD
November 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
How DMing has taught me to swerve and adapt:

I finally organised collection of Todd's birthday present for sending via Lauren.

Who is away for Thanksgiving for a fortnight. I checked with Royal Mail. Delivery can't be changed.

*Exact* reply to Lauren: Eh, tell him it's a Christmas present. 😂
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Peeps, I'm going speed dating on Thursday.

Me. Dating.

Good lord.
November 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
@realtoddstashwick.bsky.social As the charity D&D game was 1 am my time, I set my alarm last Sunday and went to bed, with the alarm going off at 00:50. Which it did and I got up and much fun was had.

Then it went off again this morning cos I'm a nugget and forgot to cancel the damn thing. 🫣😂
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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✨ Please join SFWA in celebrating the announcement of our latest Damon Knight Memorial Grand Master Award: N. K. Jemisin. ✨

Learn more here about @nkjemisin.bsky.social, the Grand Master Award, and how the work goes on after the accolades for all we've already done:
www.sfwa.org/2025/11/16/p...
November 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
And now, cake.
November 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
At the Opera House.
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Stockport gig was fun if cold. Spent too much on the market, though I managed to keep from buying all the cheese. 😅

Short break, then I'm off to Manchester Opera House for Acorn Antiques the Musical. 🎶
November 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
This has made me evanescentally happy this morning. 😁
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 AM
While @realtoddstashwick.bsky.social was prepping for filming the Progcore Fantasy actual play, I was off getting a dragon tattoo. 😁
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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THEN YOU PURCHASE THEM AND DO NOT USE THE PROPERTY OF OTHERS
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Angry art for my divorcersary. 😆
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I have Blogged. On dealing with death and divorce, as I grieve one and celebrate the other.
Moving On – Helen Rose Thwaite
helenrosethwaite.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Short story written and submitted.

Quite and quietly pleased with it.

Maybe I don't suck at this?
November 15, 2025 at 11:30 AM
It's a WP theme aimed at writers and content creators.

It doesn't recognise a Goodreads link.

This is why Helen drinks.
I logged on determined to finish my story for @penstricken.bsky.social, which is why I've spent the last hour faffing with my website.
November 15, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I logged on determined to finish my story for @penstricken.bsky.social, which is why I've spent the last hour faffing with my website.
November 15, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I hate to take the name of the lord in vain, but I think he'll excuse me when I say JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A BIKE THIS IS EVIL AND INSANE.

Can these companies implode, please?
For real, check this out. Evil.
November 15, 2025 at 8:44 AM
This is HUGE. I hope it leads to an actual cure or better medication. At the very least, it should stop doctors gaslighting patients.
Medical Republic: 'Fibromyalgia finally gets a genetic fingerprint'

'Additionally, certain risk loci overlapped with long covid (BPTF) and ME/CFS (OLFM4, RABGAP1L/GPR52), two poorly characterised disorders, albeit with different lead variants.'

www.medicalrepublic.com.au/fibromyalgia...
Fibromyalgia finally gets a genetic fingerprint - Medical Republic
A massive global study links the chronic pain condition to 26 genes associated with brain signalling, marking a turning point in understanding its biological roots.
www.medicalrepublic.com.au
November 15, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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“Re ‘There are a lot of people on your side who will be in the Epstein Files too!’: No there aren't, my side is the ‘People Who Don't Fuck Children’ side, anyone not on this side can get all the way into the bin, what side are YOU on, exactly?” — John Scalzi
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM