Helen M
@helenmcn.bsky.social
Aspirations of being meticulous. Wellington, New Zealand
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Half marathon Queenstown. I finished, got medal, had champagne.
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Half marathon Queenstown. I finished, got medal, had champagne.
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I say this with no due respect, go fuck yourself you heartless faux Christian pro fear & loathing smug entitled mother fucker Chris Luxon.
We do not sweep away our most vulnerable, we do not hide them. They are us.
We do not sweep away our most vulnerable, we do not hide them. They are us.
Rough sleeping ban in central Auckland considered by government
Rough sleeping ban in central Auckland considered by government
Government ministers have confirmed they are considering measures to move homeless people out of Auckland's city centre - but the exact details remain unclear.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I say this with no due respect, go fuck yourself you heartless faux Christian pro fear & loathing smug entitled mother fucker Chris Luxon.
We do not sweep away our most vulnerable, we do not hide them. They are us.
We do not sweep away our most vulnerable, we do not hide them. They are us.
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The old joke about the why the Bulgarian secret police sent officers out in groups of three. One who could read, one who could write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
October 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The old joke about the why the Bulgarian secret police sent officers out in groups of three. One who could read, one who could write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
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I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
It was Black Cat Day yesterday. Here's mine...
October 28, 2025 at 9:37 AM
It was Black Cat Day yesterday. Here's mine...
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AnyofmyWellington friends want a microwave? It's not a fancy number but works well.
January 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
AnyofmyWellington friends want a microwave? It's not a fancy number but works well.
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The government's going to let us know by Wednesday what their plan is for the Cook Strait ferries.
Picture below is entirely unrelated and absolutely not leaked from an anonymous government insider source.
Picture below is entirely unrelated and absolutely not leaked from an anonymous government insider source.
December 9, 2024 at 2:34 AM
The government's going to let us know by Wednesday what their plan is for the Cook Strait ferries.
Picture below is entirely unrelated and absolutely not leaked from an anonymous government insider source.
Picture below is entirely unrelated and absolutely not leaked from an anonymous government insider source.
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What happened to this country?
December 7, 2024 at 11:26 PM
What happened to this country?
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This burn is epic. 🔥
December 8, 2024 at 1:00 AM
This burn is epic. 🔥
Why did I wake up at 6 am on a Sunday against my wishes? My cat, ladies and gentlemen, after an hour of relentless head bumps, pats on my face, purring in ear, miaowing and sitting on my chest and defying the laws of physics by quadrupling her weight. That's why.
November 30, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Why did I wake up at 6 am on a Sunday against my wishes? My cat, ladies and gentlemen, after an hour of relentless head bumps, pats on my face, purring in ear, miaowing and sitting on my chest and defying the laws of physics by quadrupling her weight. That's why.
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This is one of my favorites in my collection - smooshing babbys back around 1910. The back identifies the woman as Fay and the cats are Smut and Spot (remember ‘smut’ can mean dirt or soot, not just obscene material).
November 30, 2024 at 7:32 AM
This is one of my favorites in my collection - smooshing babbys back around 1910. The back identifies the woman as Fay and the cats are Smut and Spot (remember ‘smut’ can mean dirt or soot, not just obscene material).
I've just discovered someone I know really doesn't like me and as far as I can tell it's just because I am, if you get my meaning. It wouldn't upset me except their partner is an old friend of gosh..30 years. That friend is now severely physically disabled and I won't be able to see them.
November 20, 2024 at 3:35 PM
I've just discovered someone I know really doesn't like me and as far as I can tell it's just because I am, if you get my meaning. It wouldn't upset me except their partner is an old friend of gosh..30 years. That friend is now severely physically disabled and I won't be able to see them.
Early night for me. Early start. Lots to do.
November 20, 2024 at 8:02 AM
Early night for me. Early start. Lots to do.
I'm very much enjoying Ellis on Acorn
November 19, 2024 at 6:54 PM
I'm very much enjoying Ellis on Acorn
A glorious day at the hikoi today in Wellington.
November 19, 2024 at 4:39 AM
A glorious day at the hikoi today in Wellington.
A truly magical day in Wellington as long as you were out of the Southerly which I was. It was bliss.. well until later in the afternoon when someone started up some kind of weedeater or some such..
November 17, 2024 at 4:07 AM
A truly magical day in Wellington as long as you were out of the Southerly which I was. It was bliss.. well until later in the afternoon when someone started up some kind of weedeater or some such..
The more I work in Māori history, the more fascinated I become with my country. Talk about Game of Thrones. So much intrigue, strategising, power battles, romance, wars, alliances, betrayal, family dynasties.....
November 15, 2023 at 8:35 AM
The more I work in Māori history, the more fascinated I become with my country. Talk about Game of Thrones. So much intrigue, strategising, power battles, romance, wars, alliances, betrayal, family dynasties.....
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@samseabourn.bsky.social I found you.
September 29, 2023 at 10:15 PM
@samseabourn.bsky.social I found you.
The Hof is in New Zealand
September 29, 2023 at 7:13 AM
The Hof is in New Zealand