John Kleckner
@hejibits.com
comic friend (he/they)
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🏷️ #comic #animation #art
the audacity to make a new Castlevania game without subtitling it [music word] of [sad word]. tradition used to mean something
February 13, 2026 at 5:42 AM
the audacity to make a new Castlevania game without subtitling it [music word] of [sad word]. tradition used to mean something
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Love the Super Bowl commercial template where the punchline is a celebrity turning to the camera going "recognize me? 😏" and I'm like. no
February 12, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Love the Super Bowl commercial template where the punchline is a celebrity turning to the camera going "recognize me? 😏" and I'm like. no
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hey what the fuck
February 2, 2026 at 7:51 PM
hey what the fuck
if I were president, I would offer free solo housing for people who know to use separate goddamn towels for hand-drying and counter-wiping. and also lifetime prison sentences + wealth seizure for everyone who has ever interacted with jeffrey epstein
February 2, 2026 at 7:31 PM
if I were president, I would offer free solo housing for people who know to use separate goddamn towels for hand-drying and counter-wiping. and also lifetime prison sentences + wealth seizure for everyone who has ever interacted with jeffrey epstein
went to the manga museum exhibit in SF
February 1, 2026 at 4:17 AM
went to the manga museum exhibit in SF
deeply amusing to me that the UK Direct for Tomodachi Life separately localized this guy's sweater faces to also have soccer/foot balls (among other differences)
January 30, 2026 at 2:29 AM
deeply amusing to me that the UK Direct for Tomodachi Life separately localized this guy's sweater faces to also have soccer/foot balls (among other differences)
disallowing clips for a game centered around clippability is one of the most Nintendo decisions of all time
An utterly insane decision that I think has a good chance of outright killing the game.
www.restart.run/articles/tom...
www.restart.run/articles/tom...
Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream Hits Switch on April 16 | Restart
Nintendo’s new life simulator is distinctive from Animal Crossing in a lot of fundamental ways and will be released on the Switch 1 in just a few months.
www.restart.run
January 29, 2026 at 8:51 PM
disallowing clips for a game centered around clippability is one of the most Nintendo decisions of all time
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“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
January 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
this is popping off again on the other site. some of my better work
January 23, 2026 at 9:14 PM
this is popping off again on the other site. some of my better work
me when I made fun of Palworld and got ~5000 wasps in my mentions, one of them being a vague death threat from a fringe hentai retweet account
no shade against fringe hentai [with obv exceptions] but the idea of my murderer being a guy who cranks it to giraffe tits was really funny to think about
no shade against fringe hentai [with obv exceptions] but the idea of my murderer being a guy who cranks it to giraffe tits was really funny to think about
who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
January 20, 2026 at 2:28 AM
me when I made fun of Palworld and got ~5000 wasps in my mentions, one of them being a vague death threat from a fringe hentai retweet account
no shade against fringe hentai [with obv exceptions] but the idea of my murderer being a guy who cranks it to giraffe tits was really funny to think about
no shade against fringe hentai [with obv exceptions] but the idea of my murderer being a guy who cranks it to giraffe tits was really funny to think about
my Windows PC updated and pushed an ad for Copilot: an AI assistant that definitely knows what the word "gotta" means
January 15, 2026 at 6:18 PM
my Windows PC updated and pushed an ad for Copilot: an AI assistant that definitely knows what the word "gotta" means
I'm late to the news but I need this so bad. the world needs this
Windows Central & Kotaku: Wolfenstein 3 in development by MachineGames
kotaku.com/wolfenstein-...
www.windowscentral.com/gaming/xbox/...
kotaku.com/wolfenstein-...
www.windowscentral.com/gaming/xbox/...
January 14, 2026 at 6:30 AM
I'm late to the news but I need this so bad. the world needs this
2025 was the year of consuming Content
January 13, 2026 at 8:08 PM
2025 was the year of consuming Content
you, the pedestrian gamer: it's cool how you can see Samus's reflection :)
me, fun at parties: my gas station sunglasses have better anti-reflective coating than this
me, fun at parties: my gas station sunglasses have better anti-reflective coating than this
January 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
you, the pedestrian gamer: it's cool how you can see Samus's reflection :)
me, fun at parties: my gas station sunglasses have better anti-reflective coating than this
me, fun at parties: my gas station sunglasses have better anti-reflective coating than this
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
Done with the DLC: An agonizing overpriced slog on top of an otherwise pretty good game. Anyway, here's my incidental shiny haul (feat. Furfrou, which I did actively hunt)
January 6, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Done with the DLC: An agonizing overpriced slog on top of an otherwise pretty good game. Anyway, here's my incidental shiny haul (feat. Furfrou, which I did actively hunt)
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just found out it's going to cost almost $3K to apply for citizenship/naturalization- this is most of my savings!
I'm going to open commissions soon- I'm still also looking for work, but anything helps if you could consider donating.
ko-fi.com/getvent
I'm going to open commissions soon- I'm still also looking for work, but anything helps if you could consider donating.
ko-fi.com/getvent
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January 4, 2026 at 7:44 PM
just found out it's going to cost almost $3K to apply for citizenship/naturalization- this is most of my savings!
I'm going to open commissions soon- I'm still also looking for work, but anything helps if you could consider donating.
ko-fi.com/getvent
I'm going to open commissions soon- I'm still also looking for work, but anything helps if you could consider donating.
ko-fi.com/getvent
Annual reminder that I have a video game review blog, and just posted my GOTY wrap-up! Here are my top 10, with other categories under the fold:
www.instagram.com/p/DTGaMKrktTY/
www.tumblr.com/jgndotcom/80...
www.instagram.com/p/DTGaMKrktTY/
www.tumblr.com/jgndotcom/80...
January 4, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Annual reminder that I have a video game review blog, and just posted my GOTY wrap-up! Here are my top 10, with other categories under the fold:
www.instagram.com/p/DTGaMKrktTY/
www.tumblr.com/jgndotcom/80...
www.instagram.com/p/DTGaMKrktTY/
www.tumblr.com/jgndotcom/80...
Did they use the wrong player/Pokémon name variable here? lol
January 1, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Did they use the wrong player/Pokémon name variable here? lol
wow that was my 2025 word too. and my 2024, 2023, 2022...
January 1, 2026 at 8:37 PM
wow that was my 2025 word too. and my 2024, 2023, 2022...
Pictured: The angel on my shoulder telling me to stop playing the DLC
December 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Pictured: The angel on my shoulder telling me to stop playing the DLC
I always knew Cave Story got fucked, but not like this
(finally setting up my profile on Backloggd)
(finally setting up my profile on Backloggd)
December 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I always knew Cave Story got fucked, but not like this
(finally setting up my profile on Backloggd)
(finally setting up my profile on Backloggd)
I don't wanna brag, but this year I bought a Steam game on sale and finished it before it got cheaper in the next Steam sale
December 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I don't wanna brag, but this year I bought a Steam game on sale and finished it before it got cheaper in the next Steam sale