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shoulda sprung for the Rotom phone with water resistance
Panel 1: In a comic depiction of Pokémon Legends: Z-A, Feraligatr and I are hiding behind a bush on a rooftop. We are sneaking up on our next opponent in the Z-A Royale, a trainer in a varsity jacket and a Charmander, who are also searching for an opponent. Panel 2: Feraligatr and I emerge from the bush, and with my arm outstretched I yell, "FERALIGATR, USE SURF!" Feraligatr responds "FEH!", and assumes a combat stance. Panel 3: Feraligatr summons a wave of water and pushes it towards our foes, flailing their arms in surprise as they are caught in a preemptive strike. Watching from a distance, I pump my fist in a moment of celebration. Panel 4: The wave of water subsides, but the trainer and Charmander are nowhere to be found. Feraligatr and I reel back in horror, realizing the consequences of our actions. Panel 5: In an up-shot of the building we were standing on, Feraligatr and I peer nervously over the edge of the building at the ground below. Panel 6: In an over-the-shoulder shot of Feraligatr and I looking down at the ground below, we see that the trainer and Charmander are lying motionless in a puddle on the sidewalk at ground level. Charmander's tail has also lost its flame, because my depravity knows no bounds.
November 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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AI is the future
Screenshot of the Facebook photo upload screen's 'Alternative text' menu, which says "Use generated alt text for this photo or add custom alt text:" and the generated alt text is "May be a doodle"
November 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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shoulda sprung for the Rotom phone with water resistance
Panel 1: In a comic depiction of Pokémon Legends: Z-A, Feraligatr and I are hiding behind a bush on a rooftop. We are sneaking up on our next opponent in the Z-A Royale, a trainer in a varsity jacket and a Charmander, who are also searching for an opponent. Panel 2: Feraligatr and I emerge from the bush, and with my arm outstretched I yell, "FERALIGATR, USE SURF!" Feraligatr responds "FEH!", and assumes a combat stance. Panel 3: Feraligatr summons a wave of water and pushes it towards our foes, flailing their arms in surprise as they are caught in a preemptive strike. Watching from a distance, I pump my fist in a moment of celebration. Panel 4: The wave of water subsides, but the trainer and Charmander are nowhere to be found. Feraligatr and I reel back in horror, realizing the consequences of our actions. Panel 5: In an up-shot of the building we were standing on, Feraligatr and I peer nervously over the edge of the building at the ground below. Panel 6: In an over-the-shoulder shot of Feraligatr and I looking down at the ground below, we see that the trainer and Charmander are lying motionless in a puddle on the sidewalk at ground level. Charmander's tail has also lost its flame, because my depravity knows no bounds.
November 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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(4 years later) ohh I get it. 'seedy' bagel
Deltarune screenshot of a text box reading "* (CD Bagel was added to your ITEMs.)"
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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thought my dad was cool for a second
In a black-and-white pencil-style comic, my dad and I are sitting in a public area. My dad is glancing at his phone, and says "hey John, do you know about dabbing?" I glance toward him and reply "yeah" I strike a seated dab pose, impressing many women off-screen. My dad, however, is puzzled My dab pose softens, and I nervously glance at my dad to gauge his reaction My dad lowers his phone and throws an explanatory hand gesture, saying "I meant like with weed". My posture shrinks, hands clasped, and I respond "oh"
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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#comic
hejibits.com John Kleckner @hejibits.com · Oct 12
job hunting in 2025
A black & white comic depicting a cartoon robot, raising one claw-arm in the air and saying "GREETINGS [RECIPIENT], I AM CONTACTING YOU REGARDING AN EXCITING JOB OPPORTUNITY" A cartoon self-insert of myself is sitting on a chair backwards, leaning over the back rest with a skeptical facial expression. He responds, "what's the pay" The robot pauses for a moment, slightly lowering its arm The robot winks and raises its arm to its cheek, and says, "IT'S A SECRET :)"
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Sponch
Sponch
November 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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that's my mayor (went to NYC once 20 years ago)
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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bringing a bit of chaos to the function by calling it "american baseball"
November 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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thinking about how much longer my life would be if they had this at launch
Animal Crossing: New Horizons 'Free Update' trailer screenshot of the crafting menu, now allowing you to craft multiple items at once
October 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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thought my dad was cool for a second
In a black-and-white pencil-style comic, my dad and I are sitting in a public area. My dad is glancing at his phone, and says "hey John, do you know about dabbing?" I glance toward him and reply "yeah" I strike a seated dab pose, impressing many women off-screen. My dad, however, is puzzled My dab pose softens, and I nervously glance at my dad to gauge his reaction My dad lowers his phone and throws an explanatory hand gesture, saying "I meant like with weed". My posture shrinks, hands clasped, and I respond "oh"
October 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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As is tradition, I have wringed dry the new Pokémon thing and won't touch it again until the DLC comes out (ft. pre-charm shiny haul)

I might shiny hunt all 10 Furfrou but I would rather watch paint dry right now so I'll go do some comics instead
Pokémon Legends: Z-A screenshot of the final Mable's Research reward being claimed. "Shiny Charm: Having one of these mysterious shining charms makes it more likely you'll encounter Shiny Pokémon in the wild." Pokémon Legends: Z-A screenshot of my 'Rare' box, containing a Shiny Fletchling, Beedrill, Ampharos, Magikarp, Gyarados, Swirlix, Larvitar, and Kanghaskhan. There are also regional variants for Raichu, Slowpoke, and Stunfisk, and 5 spoiler Pokemon blurred out.
October 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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if you put a funny letter in your title I *will* say it and you can't stop me. that hot new breakout rogue-lite? balk's pit. that cute anime about the spy family? spike's family. hideo kojima's favorite band as of death stranding 1? chuvurches
October 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Pokémon social media for the past week:
Pokémon Legends: Z-A screenshot of an NPC saying "We are all Trainers who live in the blessed company of Starmie"
October 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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No
Pokémon Legends: Z-A screenshot of an NPC child asking "Do you think we'd win all our battles if we asked an AI for instructions?"
October 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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They should do a third Kirby Air Riders Direct
October 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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don't say it like that
Pokémon Legends Z-A screenshot of an off-screen NPC Nett saying "My gray brain-meat had an idea. I bet I could make a fortune with a sludge-cleaning business!"
October 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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don't tell me I'm alone on this one
Pokémon Legends: Z-A cropped screenshot of Krokorok being registered to the Pokédex, with a picture of Krokorok folding its arms looking really cool Pokémon Legends: Z-A cropped screenshot of Krokorok being registered to the Pokédex, but with a picture of Cory in the House folding his arms superimposed over the Krokorok graphic
October 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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oh, hi
October 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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analog rotom...
Pokémon Legends Z-A screenshot of a clock prop fashioned after Rotom
October 16, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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job hunting in 2025
A black & white comic depicting a cartoon robot, raising one claw-arm in the air and saying "GREETINGS [RECIPIENT], I AM CONTACTING YOU REGARDING AN EXCITING JOB OPPORTUNITY" A cartoon self-insert of myself is sitting on a chair backwards, leaning over the back rest with a skeptical facial expression. He responds, "what's the pay" The robot pauses for a moment, slightly lowering its arm The robot winks and raises its arm to its cheek, and says, "IT'S A SECRET :)"
October 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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chatgpt? more like, shit pee pee pee
October 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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That game JUST came out
Hejibits #218 Relatable Retrospect Panel 1: A blonde man in a blue hoodie is presenting a Wii copy of Super Mario Galaxy, and says "Does anybody else remember THIS old gem?" In the foreground and background, people are going crazy with social media validation. Panel 2: A parade has formed in celebration of our relatable social media poster, being lifted up in the air by his peers. In an over-the-shoulder shot of my self-insert, I gesture frustratedly toward the parade and say "What? That game JUST came out". Panel 3: Reverse shot of me, suddenly resembling a senior citizen with a walker. Panel 4: I take on a shocked expression, resting my hands on the sides of my head. I mutter, “oh god”.
October 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Screenshot from bluefacts.com showing my Bluesky profile score of 7.1. I'll die as I lived: An underrated gem Metacritic screenshot of 'DreamWorks Bee Movie Game' for Xbox 360, with a Metascore of 71
September 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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they added collectible trackers and mario kart world is goty now, I don't make the rules
Mario Kart World screenshot of the Free Roam world map with all P-Switch challenges completed Mario Kart World screenshot of the Free Roam world map with all Peach Medallions obtained
September 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM