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John Kleckner
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🏷️ #comic #animation #art
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big year for hostile benches
Hollow Knight: Silksong screenshot of Hornet sitting at a trap bench, about to get got Pokémon Legends Z-A screenshot of a trainer character standing next to an anti-homeless bench
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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try Drill Run next time

#comic
Panel 1: In a comic depiction of Pokémon Legends: Z-A, a trainer and her Ampharos are facing off against me and Excadrill on a rooftop at night. The scene is very zoomed out, but close-up cutaway panels show Ampharos and Excadrill’s determined expressions. Panel 2: With my arm outstretched I yell, "EXCADRILL, USE DIG!" Excadrill is seen leaping in the air about to plunge into the ground. Panel 3: In a seemingly unrelated scene, a family of four is enjoying a dinner of Croissant Curry. Panel 4: Excadrill bursts from the ceiling, drilling through the table into the ground below. The family erupts in panic, falling back in their chairs as the room falls apart around them.
November 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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lunch time (user submission)
November 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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#pogo Wild Area 2025 Haul (and a shiny Lickitung I found in my driveway today)
Pokémon Go screenshot showing a collection of shiny & perfect Pokémon caught recently
November 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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I recently opened Threads for the first time in months and this was the first post I saw. Normal stuff happening over there
November 17, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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you were warned...
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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I don't have much to say about the Mario Galaxy movie but...why did they give Bowser Jr. pink eye
Screenshot from The Super Mario Galaxy Movie of Bowser Jr. scheming with pink eye
November 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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AI is the future
Screenshot of the Facebook photo upload screen's 'Alternative text' menu, which says "Use generated alt text for this photo or add custom alt text:" and the generated alt text is "May be a doodle"
November 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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shoulda sprung for the Rotom phone with water resistance
Panel 1: In a comic depiction of Pokémon Legends: Z-A, Feraligatr and I are hiding behind a bush on a rooftop. We are sneaking up on our next opponent in the Z-A Royale, a trainer in a varsity jacket and a Charmander, who are also searching for an opponent. Panel 2: Feraligatr and I emerge from the bush, and with my arm outstretched I yell, "FERALIGATR, USE SURF!" Feraligatr responds "FEH!", and assumes a combat stance. Panel 3: Feraligatr summons a wave of water and pushes it towards our foes, flailing their arms in surprise as they are caught in a preemptive strike. Watching from a distance, I pump my fist in a moment of celebration. Panel 4: The wave of water subsides, but the trainer and Charmander are nowhere to be found. Feraligatr and I reel back in horror, realizing the consequences of our actions. Panel 5: In an up-shot of the building we were standing on, Feraligatr and I peer nervously over the edge of the building at the ground below. Panel 6: In an over-the-shoulder shot of Feraligatr and I looking down at the ground below, we see that the trainer and Charmander are lying motionless in a puddle on the sidewalk at ground level. Charmander's tail has also lost its flame, because my depravity knows no bounds.
November 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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(4 years later) ohh I get it. 'seedy' bagel
Deltarune screenshot of a text box reading "* (CD Bagel was added to your ITEMs.)"
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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new comic tomorrow, and this time things will be different
Windows screenshot of 3 desktop icons for an image titled '258', and two text files titled 'alt text' and 'remember to do the hashtag'
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Same hat (2 for 3, anyway)
November 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Sponch
Sponch
November 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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thinking about how much longer my life would be if they had this at launch
Animal Crossing: New Horizons 'Free Update' trailer screenshot of the crafting menu, now allowing you to craft multiple items at once
October 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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3D Toriel is giving PT balcony lady
October 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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thought my dad was cool for a second
In a black-and-white pencil-style comic, my dad and I are sitting in a public area. My dad is glancing at his phone, and says "hey John, do you know about dabbing?" I glance toward him and reply "yeah" I strike a seated dab pose, impressing many women off-screen. My dad, however, is puzzled My dab pose softens, and I nervously glance at my dad to gauge his reaction My dad lowers his phone and throws an explanatory hand gesture, saying "I meant like with weed". My posture shrinks, hands clasped, and I respond "oh"
October 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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As is tradition, I have wringed dry the new Pokémon thing and won't touch it again until the DLC comes out (ft. pre-charm shiny haul)

I might shiny hunt all 10 Furfrou but I would rather watch paint dry right now so I'll go do some comics instead
Pokémon Legends: Z-A screenshot of the final Mable's Research reward being claimed. "Shiny Charm: Having one of these mysterious shining charms makes it more likely you'll encounter Shiny Pokémon in the wild." Pokémon Legends: Z-A screenshot of my 'Rare' box, containing a Shiny Fletchling, Beedrill, Ampharos, Magikarp, Gyarados, Swirlix, Larvitar, and Kanghaskhan. There are also regional variants for Raichu, Slowpoke, and Stunfisk, and 5 spoiler Pokemon blurred out.
October 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Pokémon social media for the past week:
Pokémon Legends: Z-A screenshot of an NPC saying "We are all Trainers who live in the blessed company of Starmie"
October 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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No
Pokémon Legends: Z-A screenshot of an NPC child asking "Do you think we'd win all our battles if we asked an AI for instructions?"
October 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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don't say it like that
Pokémon Legends Z-A screenshot of an off-screen NPC Nett saying "My gray brain-meat had an idea. I bet I could make a fortune with a sludge-cleaning business!"
October 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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don't tell me I'm alone on this one
Pokémon Legends: Z-A cropped screenshot of Krokorok being registered to the Pokédex, with a picture of Krokorok folding its arms looking really cool Pokémon Legends: Z-A cropped screenshot of Krokorok being registered to the Pokédex, but with a picture of Cory in the House folding his arms superimposed over the Krokorok graphic
October 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I didn't save the replay out of autosave anxiety but, artist's rendition of my first failed attempt to catch it because its hitbox is too specific to hit when locked on from certain angles
Doodle of me repeatedly throwing Poké Balls at a fainted Gyarados, missing because the balls keep going between its wiggly body
October 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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ok I think I'm ready to fight that Alpha Clawitzer--oh, hi
October 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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oh, hi
October 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM